Christina Aguilera - Bionic
Critic Score
Based on 21 reviews
2010 Ratings: #893 / 924
User Score
Based on 444 ratings
2010 Rank: #306
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CRITIC REVIEWS

50
PopMatters

After a four-year hiatus, Christina—or “Xtina”—is back with 18 tracks that find the artist straddling the line between Lady Gaga and Regina Spektor, with a smattering of the overindulgent schmaltz that has become synonymous with the majority of the post-Mickey Mouse Club cohort of female pop singers. Despite giving birth to a son, Max (whose pictures she unabashedly sold to People for a reported 1.5 million big ones), Christina shows no signs here that family life has made her any less prone to fits of flagrant sexual exhibitionism.

50
Drowned in Sound

What to do. What to do. What to do. You’re a former Pop Princess, a Mother and Wife; you’ve successfully reinvented yourself twice over. Then a new pretender enters the scene. A Lady whose knack for stylised provocation matches her insane vocal abilities. She’s blonde, ahead of the game and overtly Gaga. Her whole show renders your contribution to Pop Culture obsolete.

TheCarioca
43

Bionic - 2/5
Not Myself Tonight - 1/5
Woohoo - 1/5
Elastic Love - 3/5
Desnudate - 0/5 ☢
Love & Glamour (Intro) - 1/5
Glam - 1/5
Prima Donna - 0/5 ☢
Morning Dessert (Intro) - 3/5
Sex For Breakfast - 4/5
Lift Me Up - 4/5
My Heart (Intro) - 3/5
All I Need - 3/5
I Am - 3/5
You Lost Me - 3/5
I Hate Boys - 2/5
My Girls - 2/5
Vanity - 3/5

aristocat
35

Bionic - 25
Not Myself Tonight - 100
Woohoo - 56
Elastic Love - 50
Desnudate - 20
Love & Glamour (Intro) - 35
Glam - 14
Prima Donna - 0
Morning Dessert (Intro) - 50
Sex For Breakfast - 0
Lift Me Up - 80
My Heart (Intro) - 60
All I Need - 90
I Am - 9
You Lost Me - 45
I Hate Boys - 0
My Girls - 0
Vanity [Explicit] - 0

LukasLima
77

* Bionic (8/10)
* Not Myself Tonight (9/10)
* Woohoo (8/10)
* Elastic Love (8.5/10)
* Desnudate (7.5/10)
* Love & Glamour (Intro) (6/10)
* Glam (9/10)
* Prima Donna (7.5/10)
* Morning Dessert (Intro) (6/10)
* Sex for Breakfast (6.5/10)
* Lift Me Up (10/10)
* My Heart (Intro) (6.5/10)
* All I Need (8/10)
* I Am (8.5/10)
* You Lost Me (10/10)
* I Hate Boys (7.5/10)
* My Girls (5/10)
* Vanity (7.5/10)
* Monday Morning (8/10)
* Bobblehead (5.5/10)
* Birds of Prey (7/10)
* Strong Than Ever ... read more

90

This is why I have lost hope for humanity for hating this masterpiece

68

She wanted to be Gaga so badd

alliensuperstar
62

It's a project that sees Aguilera dabbling in the electronic pop realm while trying to maintain the soulful essence that is quintessentially her. Tracks like "Not Myself Tonight" and "Prima Donna" are high-energy, assertive, and brim with confidence. "You Lost Me," on the other hand, is a return to form, a slow song where her voice truly shines, delivering the emotional depth that I adore.

✅Not Myself Tonight 9
✅Prima Donna 9
✅You Lost Me 9
✅I Am 8
✅Glam ... read more

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Track List

1Bionic
3:21
78
2Not Myself Tonight
3:06
85
3Woohoo
5:28
74
4Elastic Love
3:33
68
5Desnudate
4:25
62
6Love & Glamour (Intro)
0:11
52
7Glam
3:39
62
8Prima Donna
3:25
60
9Morning Dessert (Intro)
1:32
57
10Sex for Breakfast
4:49
67
11Lift Me Up
4:07
74
12My Heart (Intro)
0:18
53
13All I Need
3:33
68
14I Am
3:52
65
15You Lost Me
4:17
87
16I Hate Boys
2:24
59
17My Girls
3:07
feat. Peaches
56
18Vanity
4:21
59
Total Length: 59 minutes
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