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Owl City - Cinematic
Owl City
Cinematic
30
Aug 4, 2020
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Apr 17, 2020
Yes - Heaven & Earth
Yes
Heaven & Earth
10
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Yes - Fly From Here
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Fly From Here
60
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Train - California 37
Train
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Sleaford Mods - Spare Ribs
10
*Only the film Cuties had a worse critic-user opinion disparity.*

There are thousands of Garageband-loop-based songs like those on Spare Ribs recorded with laptop mics on Soundcloud. Yet for some reason publications like Gigwise and NME had to make the album sound like a classic record as much as possible. Actually, no, they didn't try. "Stunning production," "scabrous lyrics" and "f--king faultless"? Get out of here, this nonsense is goodless. Sleaford Mods (or ... read more

Recent Reviews

Owl City - Cinematic
30
This is the ultimate example of a "Complete's Hack Guide to Musicmaking" in album form... Lyrically, you feel like you're listening to stock music version of types of songs done by millions of others... the platitude-ish inspiration songs, the singer-songwriter story songs, lyrical themes you'd often find in white-man-with-acoustic-guitar songs, you name it.... I don't want to know what a stock version of Death Grips would be like from Adam.

The instrumentals are also so static. ... read more

Simple Plan - Taking One For The Team
0
This album is what happens when a forty-year-old with nothing better to do tries to be like 5 Seconds of Summer and Big Time Rush only using Garageband and auto-tune. The result is as horrible as you'd expect.
Joan of Arc - He's Got the Whole This Land Is Your Land in His Hands
75
I'll admit, "Smooshed That Cocoon" and "This Must Be The Placenta" didn't give a lot of good first impressions; they're basically the audio equivalent of the worst, annoying kind of a mildly autistic child (I'm a high-functioning autistic, so don't @ me). But the later tracks really wowed me in terms of the tone mixture; songs like "Grange Hex Stream," "Cha Cha Cha Chakra," and "Two-Toothed Troll" are moody, seemingly pieces that always show ... read more
Cradle of Filth - Hammer of the Witches
66
#666 on the 2015 ratings as of writing. So thus I'm giving this album a 66 out of 100.

Kidding. I added other critic scores

60
Average music for a genre that involves average twenty, thirty, and fourty-something people screaming or breathing heavily into a microhpone. I like it

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Rating Distribution

90-99
 
32

80-89
 
36

70-79
 
29

60-69
 
8

50-59
 
2

40-49
 
5

30-39
 
4

20-29
 
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10-19
 
6

0-9
 
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