New Releases

Well, there goes whatever remaining credibility I had left.

Alright, it’s 100 gecs. If you’re on this site you’re probably chronically online and if you’re chronically online you know who they are, and chances are you either love the shit out of them or think they’re absolute garbage. They are internet legends at this point whose fandom, online status, and divisive reactions reminds me of Death Grips in intensity. To paraphrase a great essay by Mic The Snare, if ... read more

Autism be damned, my gecs can work a guitar

The gecification of rock music will be studied in history books for years to come. But really, when you think about it, how many gecs is too many gecs? 1,000 gecs was a lot of gecs, and now there are 10,000 gecs? 100 gecs themself definitely saw the fact that there were too many gecs. You look at the current hyper-pop scene and see the two artists who are perhaps the genre’s most iconic pioneers deserting it; Charli’s most recent saw her ... read more

This Album Title Is Too Long and Kinda Pretentious (But, The Music Is Very Nice So We Good)

Ever since I was a kid, I've always wanted to see the Northern lights. Sure, I can look at them from afar on my computer screen, but let's be honest, nothing can compare to standing under the aurora borealis in all of its illustrious glory. Plenty of other similarly beautiful sights across the world are out of my reach, though I have always been fixated on this one specifically. Why? Is it the blinding ... read more