Divorce Lawyers I Shaved My Head

Jordaan Mason & The Horse Museum - Divorce Lawyers I Shaved My Head
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Based on 63 ratings
2009 Ratings: #13
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June 6, 2009 / Release Date
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Oh!Map Records / Label
Indie Folk / Genres
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Have you ever felt like you were born into the wrong body?

Gender dysphoria is a real thing that can affect a lot of people, it’s a lot more common than one might think. Most people I assume have had those thoughts of “what if I was a girl?” “what if I was a boy?” but brushed them off as nothing. Others dwell on those thoughts, and begin to realise that… maybe they should’ve been a boy, or a girl. Some people even feel like they are neither, or both. ... read more
"wah wah its just ITAOTS"

no it's not

favorite track: Wild Dogs: Divorce!
we put ar blood in baygs
Do you want raw ? Do you want progressive folk music ? Do you want rude lyrics ? Do you want ton of songwriting ? Do you love when love is nude and not just "oh we are so cute/I'm so sad now that I've been dumped *bouh bouh* ? Do you want NMT influence ? Do you care of a not having great vocals ?

Then, this album is perfect for you. Otherwise, this is a VERY challenging listening with unapologetic lyrics that could shoke you, unpleasing vocals and is a very long folk album.
One of the most unique albums I've listened to, with what feels like a mini-orchestra backing the project and haunting lyrics making this a haunting/somber experience. The lyrics truly are the star of the show, as it deals with the subjects of gender, sex, the apocalypse, and confusion over your own identity by using grotesque imagery (which made me feel genuinely uncomfortable when listening to it for the first time) and beautiful poetry. This album can be ugly, simple, and confusing, but I ... read more
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Added on: October 2, 2013