Me for the past four years: I need a new Janelle Monae album.

Me today: I AM NOT READY FOR THIS.

UPDATE 4/18/18: Line of Best Fit review has me nervous :( Also are we ever going to get suites vi and vii???
UPDATE 4/20/18: The review in question appears to have been deleted. Published too early? This means they're coming back to give it a 90 right?
UPDATE 4/22/18: Excited again now that this is a confirmed Jidenna Free™ record
UPDATE 4/25/18: Concerned after learning there is a character ... read more

omfg so hyped for this to release so I can give it 100/100 and leave this POS site forever.

Update: Ayyy 1st Real Rating? Fucks Wit' Me.

I can't even pretend this is 100 as a joke.
A ton of mediocrity on the first third.
Only the last minute or so of Crazy, Classic Life was something I'd want to listen to again.
The next third is better, but only because of a couple of the singles Janelle released before hand.
Hope you guys who were into the pussy-talk really get into I Got the Juice.

The ... read more

FearFlour's Official Pitchfork Prediction™: 8.1

EDIT: I'm going in. Currently more nervous than before.

EDIT: Since everybody's reviews for this right now are a fucking miniature blog I guess I'll do this same. This has actually exceeded my expectations so far. At 3 listens so far so far. Feel like I still have to spin a few more times but it's both thumbs up so far! It's no surprise that Prince had a hand in making this before his passing because some of these give me heavy purple rain ... read more

this will be the next 10/10 from pitchfork, you heard it here first