Kevin And The Bikes - Dorkcore 101
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Inglume
78
This is way too commercial for my taste. These kind of bands only focus on trying to put out as many songs as possible and pandering to the general public. Kevin is an industry plant!

DORKCORE 101 RANKED:
102. Alright
101. I'm
100. actually
99. gonna
98. talk
97. about
96. this
95. album
94. since
93. I
92. have
91. so
90. much
89. room!
88. This
87. is
86. how
85. you
84. make
83. good
82. shitpost
81. music!
80. Big
79. Baller
78. B,
77. please
76. learn
75. from
74. this.
73. ... read more
EmperorGog
100
It really makes you FEEL like Kevin.
TheGoffOff
NR
roses are red
violets are blue
kevin is angry
and he's coming for you
thebibleparttwo
100
ambitious meme music

trout mask replica jr.
LilGatorade
60
What
eliiiiiiii
95
Basically a couple of highschool folks got bored and created a joke 4-hour conceptual album about Kevin from Ed, Edd n Eddy that ends up being a cult acclaimed masterpiece. Sounds good already?
Dorkcore 101 is one of the most unique, engaging and charismatic albums I've heard... In my entire life. Because it sounds good? No. This album was made to be bad, and that's the point, in it's basis, Dorkcore 101 is musical shitpost, it's an album goes through lots of layers, genres and thematics, it ... read more
Toasterqueen12
74
Some really amazing moments on this thing which tbh, kinda make the comedy parts worse. The parts where it's just blabbering about watching Ed, Edd, and Eddy after an amazing instrumental track makes the whole album feel kinda weighed down. Being 100% honest, I wanted this to be a concept album about living in the cul de sac.

Like fully E M B R A C E T H E K E V I N. ... read more
JoaoSantos
77
As the people who adore you
stop adoring you...
...as they die, as they move on...
...as you shed them, as you shed your beauty, your youth...
...as the world forgets you, as you recognize your transience...
...as you begin to lose your characteristics one by one...
...as you learn there is no one watching you...
...and there never was, you think only about driving your bike.
Not coming from anyplace, not arriving anyplace...
...just driving, counting off time.
Jonathan00
79
"Nostalgia" ...
timelybentl
87
Y'know, it's a weird feeling crying to "I Fucking Hate My Friends, They Don't Understand My Love for the Eds", the 94th song about Kevin from Ed, Edd, and Eddy on an album consisting of 101 songs about Kevin from Ed, Edd, and Eddy. How did I get here? How did an album consisting of 101 songs about Kevin from Ed, Edd, and Eddy elicit such an emotional response out of me?

Dorkcore 101 tells a story about Kevin and The Bikes. This album was recorded from 2015 to 2019 and is just over 4 ... read more
OpiesFuneral
93
Jonny 2x4 Fixes Kevin's Laptop >>> Death Grips' entire discography
LoreWaifu
100
The best 4 hours of the best shit I ever heard
Now, I fell like Kevin bitch
I'M KEVIN
If you all don't watch Ed edd n Eddy and give a 100/100 to dorkcore101 I and my bikes will kill you
Ah, I fucking love my bike
Me and the other Kevins fuck with the bikes
The best bikes.
kappachino
100
No bad songs in this album, and there aren't any flaws, so what can I say except 100?
95
a mind boggling 4 hours of edd edd n eddy music which range from traditional garage punk to electronic soundscapes to harsh noise to power violence to sludge metal to... A bizarre masterpiece
KingLukas
80
Godamnit it's somehow good... Kevin/10

I'm fucking confused, should I actually listen to this?
jam_cupcakes
85
Album sucks
nononononononononononononononononononononononononononono
why must this be
Best tracks : 4:33, my sh-bike, mr. yum yum FUCKING DIES (oh no)
nono : please no kevin don't do this to me
conclusion : Who's bike is that?
Shittyoldshirt
NR
itself/100
80
This shouldn't work. It just doesn't make sense. There is a track that is literally 4:33 of silence. But it manages to combine comedy and so many different genres. I'm interested to see if this style will grow - it transcends traditional genres into a bizarre blend. I wouldn't call it perfectly crafted by design, more chaos coincidentally producing something amazing. I can see why it took four years to compile - there must have been so many other tracks that just didn't feel right. It sounds ... read more
Cobis
77
Good
TheRootBoy
88
It was either I listened to this or the Radiohead leaks. I was very hesitant with undertaking this album, seeing as it is over 4 hours long, but I'm glad I did. What Kevin And The Bikes are able to achieve from Dorkcore 101 is something most albums this year haven't been able to strike. Dorkcore is character and it knows how to build off the world and the people that inhabit it from the popular Cartoon Network phenomenon that was Ed-Edd-n-Eddy. The parody is borderline fan fiction in most cases ... read more
TOMSMSMSM
96
This album made me think about what we perceive as good and bad music. Does music need to sound well to be considered good? does music have to follow determinated aesthetic paths in order to be enjoyable? of course not, even clearer after listening to this.
I know that these concepts are nothing new, records like Captain Beefheart's Trout Mask Replica had experimented with those ideas in the past.
But Dorkcore 101 doesn't seem like an intentional experimental project or anything like that, it ... read more
lil_sas
NR
This album made me think about what we perceive as good and bad music. Does music need to sound well to be considered good? does music have to follow determinated aesthetic paths in order to be enjoyable? of course not, even clearer after listening to this.
I know that these concepts are nothing new, records like Captain Beefheart's Trout Mask Replica had experimented with those ideas in the past.
But Dorkcore 101 doesn't seem like an intentional experimental project or anything like that, it ... read more
Humbug
70
"You promised to finish The Fall's discography before rating anything else!"

"Hitler promised not to invade Czechoslovakia, Jeremy. Welcome to the real world."

Anyway, it's only some shitty bandcamp meme album. How bad can this really be? No. You're actually talking four hours of lo-fi genre hopping with constant reference to Ed, Edd 'n' Eddy. After hearing these lads butcher Buddy Holly in the name of "Burdy Dorky", various jarring interludes featuring ... read more
Heyitshelios
90
If you hate this album, you're probably a dork!
NR
Some uninformed individuals may ask the ridiculous question "Why would you ever give this pile of shit a 8/10 or a good rating what so ever"? Well my friend, it is quiet simple.This is a test of an album to tear down any standards you have as a person with hilariously awful production errors and "lyrics" that leave me speechless.The absurd humor and podcast bits really worked for me and made the lengthy four hour slog of this project much more enjoyable. Speaking of the ... read more
El_Bark
80
high quality music shitpost, this legit sounds like the type of music everyone from ed edd n eddy would listen to in their teenage years
TommyCook
82
I've listened to this once. I will never listen to it again.

I hope Kevin can find guests for his podcasts that don't constantly interrupt him in the intro
notanalt
75
DORKS
90
i come back to track 94: "i fucking hate my friends, they dont understand my love for the ed's" regulary
cattroll
NR
Wow, its listenable.
ChukPizel
NR
My god....101 tracks.....
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