Weezer (Teal Album)

Weezer - Weezer (Teal Album)
Critic Score
Based on 8 reviews
2019 Ratings: #83 / 83
User Score
Based on 241 ratings
2019 Ratings: #103
January 24, 2019 / Release Date
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Crush, Atlantic / Label
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CRITIC REVIEWS

75
Consequence of Sound

It’s like live band karaoke, and everyone is invited, which is all this really boils down to at the end of the day. They’re not reinventing the wheel; they’re using it.

60
NME

Respectful enough to rouse any struggling family gathering but knowing enough to amuse those in on the joke, ‘The Teal Album’ at once satirises the covers album and makes a decent stab at perfecting it.

60
AllMusic

The meticulous replications of The Teal Album aren't a million miles away from that notebook, but by having Weezer pop into familiar settings, Cuomo has created a hyper-saturated, uncanny valley, where nothing seems quite real. An ideal album for the internet, in other words.

60
The Needle Drop

For a covers album orchestrated by a popular rock band, The Teal Album could've turned out much worse.

60
Drowned in Sound

In spite of all the possible pitfalls Weezer could have faced in its delivery, The Teal Album is a truly pleasant surprise, and one of the most likeable records to have emerged in recent months.

50
Northern Transmissions

The covers never stray from their iconic originals at all, much less enough to warrant the cover’s existence, and the only changes are in tinny or downright annoying transposing/altering of well-known instrumentals, making the album feel immediately enjoyable and just-as-immediately disposable.

35
Under The Radar

I can understand Weezer forgot long ago what they were good at. I know they've forgotten how to write great songs. But here's the thing-at least they used to make better memes than this.

20
NOW Magazine

No band with perfect pitch has ever been this tone-deaf.

JoaoSantos
62
Cock is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that, but balls smell amazing. It makes me go a little crazy on it to be honest. Like, I cannot get it far enough down my throat to be satisfied. I’m only satisfied when I feel those intense, powerful, salty, hot pumps of cum down my throat. When I sit back on my heels, look up at you with cum all over my mouth and slobber running down my neck, hair all fucked up and wipe my mouth with the back of my arm and ask you if I did a good job and you ... read more
MySoftBulletin
75
these bad bitches just melted my semen
zachthesnack
38
They are all literally dressed like a bunch of Dad's who are stuck in the 80s and have a band that practices in their mom's basement
luna128
1
*embedded video of rivers pissing in his own mouth*
jangoj
95
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it's all a joke guys. If it weren't for Africa this album wouldn't exist, so this album was clearly not supposed to be treated seriously.
𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬 𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘮𝘧 𝘤𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳, 𝘙𝘪𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘤𝘩 𝘢 𝘤𝘶𝘵𝘪𝘦 𝘰𝘮𝘨 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘧𝘦𝘤𝘵 ... read more
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Track List

  1. Africa
  2. Everybody Wants to Rule the World
  3. Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)
  4. Take on Me
  5. Happy Together
  6. Paranoid
  7. Mr. Blue Sky
  8. No Scrubs
  9. Billie Jean
  10. Stand by Me
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