trap? more like crap! music was better when john lennon was beating his wife 🦆

FUCK MY LIFE SEAN C NOTICED ME

cuM * iN MY buTT daDDY +* ;) 🧛🏼🧛🏼

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**SERIOUS REVIEW**

Playboi Carti is a name that I’ve been mixed on. I ... read more

Edit: I was wrong, and so were you. Top 10 rap albums of the year. Idk, my mental illness has crippled my ability to criticise a body of work. Thank your Sir Carter for this project. Man sampled chains clinking, he sampled Bon Iver and Bach. Thanks for that, yeezy. Also some of his hardest and funniest bars to date are on here, on god. My most unpopular opinion to date.

Half of the hate that's being garnered for this album is just irrational. People are acting like Die Lit was a lyrical ... read more

I DIDNT BUY INTO THE HYPE!!!!! I ACTUALLY LIKE THIS ALBUM!!!!!!!!!!!

I see a lot of similarities with Gunna's album - Wunna. It's something you have to turn off your brain to enjoy. Whereas Wunna was chill and psychedelic, this is incredibly hard, jarring, and hype. While Wunna was the perfect album when u chilling, vibing, or high, this is the perfect album to listen to when in a happy mood or in the car. I adore albums that are perfect for a certain situation, even when they might not be the ... read more

UPDATE: So, Shawn Cee called me out for this “joke” review? All I gotta say is... ladies and gentlemen, we got ‘em.

This has got to be my new favorite comedy rap album.

Playboi Carti pulls an entire 180 from his debut album "Die Lit" to create one of the best troll albums of all time with his highly-anticipated "Whole Lotta Red". Ever since this record was announced right after his debut, the rap community has been full of so much hype that it's palpable. ... read more

Hey, this might still be a bad opinion, but did Shawn Cee say that you get no pussy? Yeah, didn't think so.

It seems like a lot of people are relistening to this and are enjoying it more afterwards. I decided to do this but only felt pain. My overall enjoyment has stayed the same, and the music quality itself is still bad to me. I understand the appeal now. But the album just doesn't cater to my tastes, and I've learned to accept that. Anyways, the review still holds up my opinions, so I ... read more

This already seems to be a rather polarizing album but it was only set to be one with all the controversy and delay surrounding its release. Playboi Carti is someone who I was not too fond of at first, as when I gave his self-titled and "Die Lit" albums a chance I didn't like either and only learned to appreciate those records after a handful of listens. With this new release over here, the highly anticipated "Whole Lotta Red", you could easily say it does not live up to the ... read more

People never listened to punk music and it shows. Carti NAILED THIS. Hip hop was not ready for this. "Go back to the old you" is a really stupid phrase.

Edit 2:

dont care anymore
NEVA TOO MUCH NEVA TOO
MUCH NEVA TOO MUCH

BITCH STOP BREATHING BITCH
STOP BREATHING BITCH STOP BREATHING
BITCH STOP BREATHING BITCH

JUMP OUT THE HOUSE JUMP
OUT THE HOUSE JUMP OUT THE HOUSE
PLS HELP IM INSANE

Edit:
(this is after multiple relistens)

i still dont know if
hes a genius or bat-
shit crazy but i

do know that i like
this album and im gonna
try to explain why

first off i get why
people hate this shit and i
disliked it at first (too)

i expected ... read more

Whole Lotta Red has everything to sound like a potential significant act that could turn Hip Hop upside down, maybe even more than Playboi Carti has achieved so far. A creative and fun experience that hasn't finished pushing the limits of the possible. It's simply a joy for the listener looking for new thrills. Just like Whole Lotta Red, it is not a late review, it is a timely review.

It arrived like a gift under the Christmas tree, one thing about Whole Lotta Red has been much talked about, ... read more

Wtf is this

EDIT 3: slay3r is my favourite song right now.

EDIT 2: finally spending time with your son. Also, this albums keeps growing on you. I love this punk shit.

EDIT: Carti, please. Say sorry to Iggy and make up for being a piece of shit to her and your kid.

Merry Cartimas everyone!

https://youtu.be/_k36rxk-1ms

Wait, what? ANOTHER REVIEW. This is the most confusing album of the year. O had no idea how to put my ideas in place and create a good review because i really had no idea what to ... read more

WHOLE LOTTA WAITING, WHOLE LOTTA PAIN, WHOLE LOTTA DREAD, HERE IS wh0L3 LoTT4 R3D!*

Overall I enjoyed the album a lot. Lots of highlights for me. The only tracks I dont really enjoy are BENO and Slay3r. Beno just came off as an @MEH remix and slay3r just felt deflated.

The rough mix of the album I believe was intentional, carti seems highly influenced by black metal culture (if you look at the merch), who are known for their lofi production quality. The punk aesthetics of this album are gonna ... read more

this is a disappointment
Anyway onto the review this album is great the intro is fantastic and very nice!
Go2DaMoon is a brilliant song with a great Kanye feature with great production and it's quite a fun ride.

The track Stop Breathing was great but def not as good as the first 2 tracks.
Beno! is just boring and mid with boring production sadly and I also think the same with JumpOutTheHouse.
M3tamorphosis is really fun and Cudi's and Card's adlibs were fantastic and mad chill. Also, ... read more

Whole Lotta Cock

MY 250TH REVIEW! Merry Christmas! THANK YOU FOR 200 FOLLOWERS!
'Whole Lotta Red', Playboi Carti's sophomore album and the most anticipated album of 2020, drops on Christmas. When reviewing this album, I made sure to be super strict, as this was hyped up to be one of the best albums of the decade, while making sure to be open-minded, as I was never a huge fan of Carti. After taking a listen, the album was really good for the most part, but no where near the level of buzz that the album created ... read more

gr8est albUm EvEr no cap fr +slatt;(

Somehow this man delivered and put out a project with a distinct sound from his other releases.

I love Die Lit, and this is one of, if not, the most hyped trap release ever. And Carti came through.

This is his most experimental project yet. The beats are weirder, his vocal performances are as well, and the project has a distorted feel throughout which is fantastic. Yeah it’s a little long and there are some misses, but this is yet another great project from Sir Cartier.

REDO REVIEW #15
8.6 - Amazing

Ok. It keeps growing on me.

So Whole Lotta Red is an album that has confused me, surprised me, and left me with so many thoughts. Over the past few weeks, I have scrobbled this album 189 times, being my most scrobbled album ever. And I have to say, it just keeps getting better with every listen, even hour my thoughts have changed.

If I am being honest, my former review was unclear and me in a state of confusion. I feel like I was in a headspace where I was just ... read more

Stop spamming 100s you fucking nerds it dropped 10 minutes ago

Also, stop calling yourself a rockstar Carti, so corny

i’M dr3AMinG Of A r3D chRIsTmAS ...

It’s been forever since Carti first teased Whole Lotta Red at a concert in August 2018. Fans have been through years of mind-bending torture, watching Carti delay, and delay, and delay Whole Lotta Red. A lot has changed since that August, but Carti still has it- he’s in absolute top form on WLR, rapping over beats executive-produced by Ye and Matthew Williams, among others. Needless to say, these tracks slap. They slap hard. I’m not ... read more

not a single one of you has finished this and already 51 ratings

edit: 1:09am
see unlike yall i actually finished it

Shut up Darkie dropped

i do not like it... at all!!!!!

Merry christmas from Elijah