You're Welcome

Cokie the Clown - You're Welcome
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Based on 142 ratings
2019 Ratings: #966
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Do not listen to this record. Do not. Get away from this album as far as possible. Curiosty getting the better of you? Don't. Don't listen to this. It's a horrid album by someone who clearly only cares about himself. And if you have mental issues that you can't overcome on your own and are having suicidal thoughts, then please check this link:

Suicide is never OK, no matter what this album says.

So i've heard this thing is...interesting. Not only has ... read more
Wtf is this?

Is this actually the worst album of 2019? PipePanic's telling me to not listen to it and stay as far from it as possible. Okay, guess I'm going to listen to this. I refuse to believe this is actually a 0...

edit: I survived 250 seconds...I could already tell where it was going and I was like "FUCK THIS SHIT I'M OUT".
When I heard Anthony Fantano saying that this was worse than Supermarket, I didn't doubt it, but I did think he was exaggerating a bit.
When I saw all of the negative reviews here, I thought that they were all exaggerating. There's no way that this album is truly a 0, right?
Well, I got half-way through and decided that: yes, this is in fact a 0.
I don't give albums 0s too often because I believe that any album - regardless of how terrible it may be - can always have a certain quality to them ... read more
Fuck this wannabe Daniel Johnson, asshole, Clown. This album felt like I was a therapist and I had to counsel the worst person I ever met. I'm going to be 100% honest, I didn't listen to the full thing, and I won't. Self care is important and this shit is bad for my health.

Now if you excuse me I'm going to listen to Charles Mingus' The Clown, a clown related album I know that I'll like. If a Killer Klown from Outer Space ever touches down on earth, please turn everyone who worked on this ... read more
Don't worry Mike, I'm into BDSM too :D
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Track List

  1. Bathtub
  2. Fair Leather Friends
  3. The Queen Is Dead
  4. Swing and a Miss
  5. Down with the Ship
  6. Negative Reel
  7. That Time I Killed My Mom
  8. Fuck You All
  9. Pre-Arraigned Marriage
  10. Punk Rock Saved My Life
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Added on: April 25, 2019