JPEGMAFIA - All My Heroes Are Cornballs
All My Heroes Are Cornballs
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JoaoSantos
43
Well, that was a disappointment...

Jesus Forgive Me, I Am A Thot was not a track I was a big fan of but it was decent enough for me to be hyped for the album. This caused me to worry a bit about the style Peggy was going for but I was hoping something good nevertheless. After that, I saw his video on YouTube with Kenny Beats, where he said the album was unedited and raw. That increased my preoccupation. Still, hyped for the album.

But now it's 13/09/2019 and we finally got the album... I'm ... read more
_zeltrxn17
91
Danny's going to have a tough ass time to get aoty this year. Even tougher than 2016. My ears have been purified.
Inglume
63
DAMN PEGGY, was I supposed to be disappointed with this? Instructions unclear, accidentally married Morrissey in the Chapel O' Love.

JPEGMAFIA's latest full-length studio album, following his major breakout project, Veteran, is a step in a very interesting direction to say the least.

If there's one thing I appreciate about Hendricks' music up until this point, is just how unpredictable the man is while still keeping an engaging album experience. JPEGMAFIA is genuinely one of the most ... read more
PipePanic
94
Holy fuck.

This album is the forest, and i'm certain of it. Let's talk about that.

Because, if i'm being honest, I can't really put into words how well crafted, well produced, well made, well executed, well performed and well...genius this album truly is. Because lets be real here, you've heard all of that already. If you want just a basic run through what I think about this album: well, I think this is JPEGMAFIA's victory lap, especially with the way he goes about talking about his newfound ... read more
Mol
82
A rap shitpost come to life, complete with dissonant, bombastic, genre-bending production rivaling 1000 gecs, satirical autotune interpolations of pop songs, and unbridled, wild energy exuding from every track.

If there's one thing that's certain about this album, it's not boring. It may not be genius or refined but it's pretty damn interesting to listen to and Hendricks makes sure every track is memorable for some odd reason or another.
exception
50
i’m going to put the same amount of effort into this review as Peggy put into this album. While the whole atmosphere of it, along with most of the production, is pretty good, everything sounds unfinished and sloppy. I always understand why artists want to change things up and pursue different sounds, but this is not for me. Despite it not really being my thing, I can see JPEGMAFIA’s progression and All My Heroes Are Cornballs still gives me very high hopes for his future ... read more
okcomputer12127
64
JPEGMAFIA's 4th album is the most mind-blowing, horrifying, beautiful albums of the year. Do not expect this to sound like Veteran, or else you will be extremely disappointed, it's an entirely new sound for Peggy. The first song 'Jesus Forgive Me, I'm A Thot' at first was sort of average to me, but listening to it over and over until the album released, I finally started to enjoy the song, and is now one of my favorite songs on the album. 'Kenan vs. Kel' is this very beautiful lo-fi rap song, ... read more
Gyro64
80
it's ok yeah
Plats
93
*Unoriginal comment showing how disappointed I am for Peggy’s new album*

Nah but seriously, I had plenty of fun with this. Now, I will say that I slightly prefer “Veteran”. But that doesn’t mean that “All My Heroes Are Cornballs” doesn’t have some of Peggy’s most engaging work yet. There’s a bigger emphasis on singing here with a lot of autotune done for satirical effect and, while said autotune can be slightly grating at points, his voice ... read more
nijakiler17
100
edit actually its post rap thats why it sounds shit

really disappointed in this album tbh. like "haha the joke is you AREN'T gonna be dissappointed!!" well here we are and i'm disappointed. shame, considering veteran is probably my aoty, top 5 of the decade. but man, this is nowhere near as impactful as that album was, in both a cultural and musical sense. Obviously, veteran was peggy's big breakthrough. and, sheesh man it was huge when it came out. it got that january effect, melon ... read more
RakkSmells
99
Sorry for not posting a review or anything in a while, been taking a short break to work on a long video and finish up my school work and stuff lol. ALSO THIS ALBUM F***ING B A N G S

Holy shit. Okay forget the whole "disappointment" joke for now, this is better than Veteran. Now, let me make it clear. I loved the hard-hitting, off the wall minimalist sound of Veteran, and I still think that was an incredible album. The personality, charisma and absurdness of Peggy's sound was ... read more
bvrtxk
75
"All My Heroes Are Cornballs" is probably one of my most awaited records of this year. After hearing JPEG's last album, which actually became one of my favourite hip-hop albums of 2018, I was extremally curious what Peggy has to offer next. When I heard the first single and saw the tracklist, I thought that this is going to be a really fun listen.

And yeah... I was mostly right. Peggy is just doing what he does best on this album. I love his glitchy, experimental and unique ... read more
WhatTheFunk
46
So here we are. The most dissapointing album of the year is finally out.
amw100
47
At what point does it stop being experimental music and just starts becoming a bunch of noises slapped together? because i do agree that this is a shitpost.

I'm not even unironically disappointed, I kind of expected not liking this considering how so many people adored Veteran and this being kind of a continuation and exaggeration of the thought process that went into that album. It's hard to really narrow down my thoughts on such a mess of an allbum, which is one of my core problems with it ... read more
KIDWITHGUNs
90
☆☆☆☆ 1/2

JPEGMAFIA is what happens when artists are brave enough and won't hesitate to define themselves the way they want to, and would be better off that way... rather than be defined by an industry with their own ideas of what rappers ought to be.

And here he is again, fresh from all the dank ocean of creativity from the last record; "Veteran".

I'll be real, "All My Heroes Are Cornballs" is perhaps just as cutting edge as everything else JPEG's done in the ... read more
itsyahboinoah
92
Internet rap Pt.2
MothaOfMotha12
100
internet autot
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Supertartory
60
I'm really torn on this album, there are points on here that I like a lot, but then there are points on here that are so fucking boring, so it's difficult to figure out how to actively review this. The opening track, the lead single also, is probably the best track on this album, it perfectly describes what Peggy is; whatever the fuck he wants to be. Now I've never been a fan of albums like this, albums with a long long tracklist but still being pretty short, that's why I didn't like Illinois ... read more
knewnie
80
Free Improvisation greats:

♪ Keiji Haino
♪ Anthony Braxton
♪ Keith Rowe
♪ John Zorn
♪ JPEGMAFIA

i refuse to believe this album took more than 45:09 minutes to create

♪ ılıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llılı ♪
BradTasteMusic
89
Video review: https://youtu.be/zGy3mG26fOs

On the surface this album can feel like a really tough pill to swallow, but the immersion that it offers is stunning. Peggy packs this project with so many wacky, and obscure ideas that I couldn’t see anyone else pulling off as cleverly, or as smoothly as he does. There is so much to uncover here, and it serves as food for thought for anyone willing to take a deep dive into this obscure, excellent experience

Strong 8, light 9

Accessibility (1 ... read more
AZIZ
88
NME finally gave a credible 100. Also, this album is like "Because The Internet" on Steroids. Jesus.
Toasterqueen12
68
I know for a fact that if I ever saw JPEGMAFIA's Spotify playlists, there would be a whole lot of Submarine Man.
thebibleparttwo
96
Just as I expected
MariellyAkarius
88
Favorite Track: the one that sounded like this 🔨⚒🛠🔧🔩⚙️⛏AAGGCBJNGYMBFY🔫🧲🗡⚔️💣HHGBFRXHHDVJ🧨🔪🚬⚔️🗡💉🌡HHEVBHKGSFJNFFUBX🛎🗝📇🗃✂️🔊🔊🔊
YungNoodle
92
best: jesus forgive me, i am a thot, kenan vs kel, beta male strategies, grimy waifu, prone!, life’s hard here’s a song about sorrel, thot tactics, free the frail, post verified lifestyle, DOTS FREESTYLE REMIX, papi i miss u

worst: basicbitchteargas
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