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Toasterqueen12
99
Well Damn, is it bad form to give a score this high the first day of the year? Like I should let this grow more on me first right? Probably yeah. But I think this is a Ta13oo situation for me. Where any rational criticism gets blocked with "Yeah but it goes hard tho" with me. And it goes hard. So incredibly hard. So hard in fact that during the course of "rap music" my hands literally start shaking on impulse if I'm in public.

Now before I begin listing everything I love ... read more
ThrowBackG
35
My favorite XXXTentacion song is Floor 555.
knewnie
80
you know what? NO! FUCK IT! i dont want what's essentially my most liked review to be some dumb 7 word joke review. i want my top reviews to have fucking EFFORT put into them. like my Weatherday review, which now that "-15 points for the t slur" has been deleted, stands as my most popular review. i fucking LOVE that review. looking back on it, it's one of my favorites i've ever done. i'm happy a record with as much emotional potency was able to capture my attention and urge to write ... read more
TreyLikesBands
83
Good decision for Lil Darkie to release an album on the first day of 2020. Never would’ve thought this underground rapper would gain as much recognition on this site as he is right now.

Okay, so “THIS DOES NOT EXIST” is a wild ride of a hip-hop record: the louder moments come at a pleasant surprise, while the quiet tracks are a bit underwhelming. The lyrics are definitely not PC, but I guess that goes along with its unrelenting, chaotic tone. It’s charming, while also ... read more
CLJesse
90
“It’s okay for music to not be about anything.”

Don’t look at me like that. I mean this score wholeheartedly. Yes, *me*, Ms. DislikesMostTrapThatIsntDenzelCurryOrRodeo. I don’t just like this, I love it. This album isn’t just good, it’s fucking great. It’s a statement. A middle finger to the trap scene, and I can’t help but respect everything about that.

I should defend myself since I probably sound goddamn insane. Lil Darkie is a unique ... read more
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Track List

  1. Rap Music
  2. Good Mourning!
  3. Composition III In Red, White, And Black
  4. Move Because You Can
  5. The Paint Walking
  6. I Am Addicted To Drugs and Tired of It
  7. Where Is Darkie?
  8. Blood Money
  9. The Sands of Time
  10. Ego Death
  11. Composition XI
  12. I Am Gonna Stop Doing Drugs
  13. Wrap Music
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Added on: December 31, 2019