Everything Sucks

Princess Nokia - Everything Sucks
Critic Score
Based on 9 reviews
2020 Ratings: #730 / 871
User Score
Based on 395 ratings
2020 Rank: #986
Liked by 13 people
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CRITIC REVIEWS

80
The Independent

Everything Sucks is the brash, unapologetic sister to the more sensitive Everything is Beautiful.

80
Northern Transmissions

What Princess Nokia has done with Everything Is Beautiful and Everything Sucks is pretty monumental.

80
Q Magazine

Princess Nokia's genre-surfing might be attention-grabbing, but it's her honesty, openness and clarity of expression that make her a musician you can really invest in.

70
musicOMH

Princess Nokia is for the most part a great rapper, but can sometimes lapse into an artless earnestness, as this enjoyable but patchy diptych demonstrates.

70
The Needle Drop

Everything Is Beautiful and Everything Sucks are solid testaments to both sides of Princess Nokia.

67
Pitchfork

Its 10 songs are a locust swarm of angst, restless and frantic, as one can become in a city so densely populated.

60
NME

‘Everything Sucks’ ... was written in the space of a week – and it shows.

40
Loud and Quiet

To be fair, Sucks is meant to be dumb fun.

_zeltrxn17
34

Everything sucks

Toasterqueen12
12

This was so bad that I died. I'm dead now.

1992 was irritating, but I can acknowledge that it just wasn't my thing. I didn't walk away from 1992 thinking "Oh that was horrendous." Yeah, Everything Sucks doesn't get that sympathy.

It's like those offbrand ERB youtube videos if they made one about Harley Quinn. The Suicide Squad version specifically, just so you know what we're dealing with. It's so brazenly awful and immature, that it sounds like a 10 year old boy's idea about ... read more

Case
50

Why? Why did Princess Nokia think releasing this was a good idea? This is especially disappointing considering that I really enjoy Everything Is Beautiful. But while I’m not a fan of this album, it isn’t the worst thing I’ve ever heard. It’s just confusingly boring and pointless.

Fav Tracks: Gross, Balenciaga

Least Fav Tracks: Crazy House, Woes, Just A Kid

rice_crispy
70

non stop slappers yall r just mean

Myuxieum
65

1. Harley Quinn | 7/10
2. Crazy House | 10/10 🐇🐇🐇
3. Welcome to the Circus | 10/10 🐇🐇🐇
4. Gross | 8.1/10 🐇
5. Fee Fi Foe | 2/10
6. I Like Him | 10/10 🐇🐇🐇
7. Practice | 3/10
8. Balenciaga | 6.5/10
9. Woes | 0/10
10. Just a Kid | 8/10

PieceOfSausage
70

Album rating (By personal enjoyment✔️, Not by quality❗):
7/10
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It's decent, but doesn't stand out too much. Yeah it's more energetic than Everything Is Beautiful, but it's still just okay
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Track ratings (By personal enjoyment✔️, Not by quality❗)
Harley Quinn - 7.5/10⭐
Crazy House - 6.5/10
Welcome to the Circus - 7/10
Gross - 6.5/10❌
Fee Fi Foe - 7/10
I Like Him - 7/10
Practice - 7/10
Balenciaga - 7/10
Woes - 7/10
Just a Kid - 7.5/10
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Times I played the ... read more

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Track List

1Harley Quinn
2:24
76
2Crazy House
3:03
70
3Welcome to the Circus
1:56
71
4Gross
2:52
77
5Fee Fi Foe
1:56
66
6I Like Him
2:12
76
7Practice
2:06
68
8Balenciaga
2:29
71
9Woes
2:22
55
10Just a Kid
3:21
76
Total Length: 24 minutes

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Added on: February 24, 2020