Everything Sucks

Princess Nokia - Everything Sucks
Critic Score
Based on 7 reviews
2020 Ratings: #161 / 183
User Score
Based on 202 ratings
2020 Ratings: #354
February 26, 2020 / Release Date
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Platoon / Label
Trap Rap / Genres
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The Independent

Everything Sucks is the brash, unapologetic sister to the more sensitive Everything is Beautiful.

Northern Transmissions

What Princess Nokia has done with Everything Is Beautiful and Everything Sucks is pretty monumental.


Princess Nokia is for the most part a great rapper, but can sometimes lapse into an artless earnestness, as this enjoyable but patchy diptych demonstrates.

The Needle Drop

Everything Is Beautiful and Everything Sucks are solid testaments to both sides of Princess Nokia.


Its 10 songs are a locust swarm of angst, restless and frantic, as one can become in a city so densely populated.


‘Everything Sucks’ ... was written in the space of a week – and it shows.

Loud and Quiet

To be fair, Sucks is meant to be dumb fun.

This was so bad that I died. I'm dead now.

1992 was irritating, but I can acknowledge that it just wasn't my thing. I didn't walk away from 1992 thinking "Oh that was horrendous." Yeah, Everything Sucks doesn't get that sympathy.

It's like those offbrand ERB youtube videos if they made one about Harley Quinn. The Suicide Squad version specifically, just so you know what we're dealing with. It's so brazenly awful and immature, that it sounds like a 10 year old boy's idea about ... read more
Everything sucks
nothing is more annoying and less entertaining than something that tries very hard and fails to be edgy. Pair that with terribly uninteresting and weak trap production, and you get an album that does, indeed, suck.
Princess Nokia delivers "Everything Sucks", an unbelievably boring and uninteresting trap rap album that has its fair share of boring moments and generic production, and most of the time loses my attention due to the uninteresting flows and production.

That's it. I did not find a single interesting moment in this album apart from a few tracks at the beginning.

favourite tracks: If I had to choose... Gross?
least favourite: Woes

Summary: Skip This And Listen To Everything Is ... read more
I really hope the other album better..... I’m kind of a newer Princess Nokia fan i first discovered her when Sugar Honey iced tea came out and I loved the bragidocious delivery , it had some fun catchy bars on it and it was overall a good pop rap tune that was probably one of my favorite tracks of 2019. Anyways when she first announced these 2 albums I was excited because I was hoping to get some new bops on repeat. But HOLY DAMN. This album is so god damn boring. Very disappointed here, ... read more
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Track List

  1. Harley Quinn
  2. Crazy House
  3. Welcome to the Circus
  4. Gross
  5. Fee Fi Foe
  6. I Like Him
  7. Practice
  8. Balenciaga
  9. Woes
  10. Just a Kid
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Added on: February 24, 2020