Drake - Certified Lover Boy

Certified Lover Boy

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MusicaMeretrix
NR
You knock up women, then get into legal bullshit behind closed doors instead of taking any kind of responsibility for your assholery unless Pusha T calls you out for being a pussy, and then have the nerve to put pregnant women emojis on your album cover as some sort of twisted act of pride in your shitty behavior? Go fuck yourself, Drake. I'm not listening to your stupid album. Your music bores the shit out of me anyways.
BradTasteMusic
41
stop
Musicnerdd
0
Nevermind
Doublez
35
Drake continues his downfall on Certified Lover Boy, a compilation of ultra comfortable songs that brings nothing special.

Is it possible to master the art of sass as much as Drake? It's been a few years now that the Toronto native has had this status of artist as much inescapable as irritable, because we must admit that Drake has raked up so many records that it is enough to put him on a featurings to make the sales figures of a frontman jump. When Drake proclaims himself the "Certified ... read more
Case
45
“Said that you a lesbian, girl me too, ayy” - Aubrey Drake Graham

Certified Lover Boy somehow manages to be 1 hour and 27 minutes of Drake’s most boring, lazy, and least interesting music ever. And unlike his other albums, there are like virtually no highlights that I can see myself going back to that make this listening experience any better.

I’m not like a big Drake fan or anything, but even in his lesser projects I usually find some enjoyment in them. But on ... read more
August
50
Certified Fuck You

Edit:
drake was lesbian all along

Edit 2:
https://ibb.co/QHYNhxf
nightmare‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎
Z.Younk
36
Where's Pusha T when you need him?
MattsReviews
40
If y'all keep bullying Drake over his merch and cover art he's gonna pull a

πŸƒ

I live for this

I've been fucked with by nerd ass jock ****** like you my whole life

You will never recover

I promise you
Cry
50
After plenty of delays caused by Drake hurting his knee, we receive 'Certified Lover Boy' and it's a huge disappointment. The album's based around Drake's adventures through love and lust, basically being a toxic playboy, a character Drake fits better than I could've ever imagined, with the concept remaining strong in the first half but being broken in the second half by random songs that don't fit the album as well as the first few songs. Drake's goal with this album was to highlight the ... read more
redbded
40
god these track names tf

edit: 😴πŸ˜ͺπŸ₯±
YuriDING
20
is so bad as the art cover
BaddieBaphomet
10
Aye Jimmy, I got an emoji for you πŸ’©

It doesn’t matter what year, album, mixtape, “playlist”; more than ten years into his musical career, you’re guaranteed to get the same old Drake. I’d say “for better or for worse”, but let’s be real - it’s for the worse. To reference my review of “Scary Hours 2” - what the fuck do you do when the biggest artist in music doesn’t have a lot going for him artistically, when the music ... read more
Davibitt1234
46
Drake já foi um bom artista, lançando ótimos álbuns como "Take Care" e "Nothing Was The Same". Porém hoje em dia o rapper esta mergulhado na mediocridade, e quase tudo que o mesmo lança é ruim. E "Certified Lover Boy" é mais um projeto medíocre dele.

Um dos maiores problemas do album é o quão monótono ele é. As músicas quase não tem diferença entre elas, ... read more
halbery
NR
Fuck you drake I’m promoting my song instead
https://halbery.bandcamp.com/track/coping-mechanisms
MickyT
43
Against all odds, Certified Lover Boy is one of the albums of all time.
reptilia0000
15
The never evolving artist

Fuck you Drake, first and foremost, and second, why aren't you even trying anymore? Look man, from the first three words of this review you can already tell that I don't like Drake at all. The two albums I heard from him some weeks ago bored the hell out of me, I already knew that Drake's gimmick had been always the same, and with this album, he proves that once more, just that, unlike "Nothing Was The Same" and "Take Care", from afar you can tell ... read more
nathanaskenazi
46
that's it. drake is officially on my shitty celebrity list. i audibly shouted "THAT ISN'T GOOD" every time drake seemed to be proud of knocking up that many girls. drake stans have absolutely no cop-outs for this hollow shell of a "lover". jesus christ, this is the new pinnacle of misogyny. i didn't want to have to make this comparison, but i can't help it: while kanye seems to be on the right track morally and musically, drake seems to be going the complete opposite way. ... read more
QueenRosie
0
Meh

There’s nothing interesting to say.. . ..
45
Trash album trash. Worst album artwork. Ever.
All song not good feature on album trash. Bad. Worst album
Yeah. delays On album happening Kanye west he worst diss album
TomBejoy
56
Well, every artist under the sun's busy dabbling in NFT, so I decided to make a special review myself

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Decode this, it contains my thoughts on Certified Love Boy and Drizzy (πŸ₯ΊπŸ˜Œ)'s sales battle with Donda! <3

Thank you for taking a look at it πŸ₯ΊπŸ„πŸ’
Scre4meh
68
EDIT:

Beer belly Drake doesn't exist, he can't hurt you.
Beer belly Drake;

Ngl this growin on me.

"Yeah, say that you're a lesbian, girl, me too." ~Dryke, Certified Boy Lover

I agree with the act of pride thing from Drake's side. Pusha T dissed him so hard he had to swerve his whole career. Also, what in the fuck? I thought Drake and Ye beefin', but then Jay-Z and Cudi on this mf lmao. Beef fake or something? They vegan?

The myth, the legend, the.. boy lover returns with his ... read more
biglasagnayeet
50
Only real fun I had with this project was that I got to hear it with a couple of friends in a breakout room on zoom. Apart from that, this, well, no surprise, it's another Drake album. Whilst it might be a step up from the painstakingly boring "Scorpion" he dropped back in 2018, the Toronto rapper's latest outing "Certified Lover Boy" is yet another bloated, banal collection of hip hop tracks that, save for a couple of hits here and there, really only exceeded in its ... read more
JoaoSantos
75
communism is good
Nightwing734
10
fuck you
Rollo_P
61
See, what we witnessed from Ye and Drake this week were two sides of the same coin of mid. While Donda was so obsessed with making something cutting edge and unique, it killed any chance of relatability by posing Kanye as this cold, cryptic figure that no one could possible understand. CLB, on the other hand, is mid cause it takes absolutely 0 risks in the music, churning up and spitting out the same Drake formula we've seen for years now. It's not relatable because.. well, this dude has been ... read more
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