Given below is the initial draft for Die Very Rough by William Shakespeare, 1598
""Greetings neighbour, doth thee posses the co'rdinates of yond gentleman sir Mario Judah?
Thou art big dog, big beareth, neighbour, i'm a lion
i'm the predat'r of the prayeth yond is hiding
oh mine own, oh mine own, i has't hath found thee, neighbour
thee not runneth from me, lil' neighbour
thou art not festinate enow
thou art not brave enow
thou art out of luck
anon t's timeth f'r thee to kicketh the ...
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