The melon effect is strong. Down by 4

This site is weird when it comes to Eminem. Huh.

Haha, Dad rap

So melon said that Discombobulated sounds like The Eminem Show, I don't think melon actually remembers listening to TES or Relapse because how the fuck Discombobulated sounds like TES, there are no similarities between them.

Istg imma just leave here and go to Sputnik, the Fantano binding is killing me. (SB2H!!!!!)

why is the album cover so good tho

Phillip when he learns The Guardian gave MBDTF a 40 and MTBMB side B a 60 🤔😂🤔🎵😡😤🐵😤🐵😱🛴💪✅😬✅🤟😭❤️😭❤️😳❤️🤑🤑💩🤡🤡💥🤰🤰😤🐔🐔

Ow ow ow
Oh God damn
I'm gonna fackin'cum
Oh shit, oh yeah
Fack fack fack
Fack I am
I am
I'm going to cum
I'm cumming

Shove a gerbil in your ass
Through a tube
Shove a gerbil in your ass
Through a tube
Shove a gerbil in your ass
Through a tube
Shove a gerbil in your ass
Through a tube
Ew
Ew ew ew

OK I'm done
I already came twice
You ain't gonna make me cum
I'm all out of gas
Not so fast
Ah Your finger just went in my ass
Ah that hurts take it out now
Oh wait a minute put it back in
In in in
This don't mean I'm gay, I don't like men
I like boobs
Boobs boobs
Now See that gerbil
Grab that tube
Shove it up my butt
Let that little rascal nibble on my asshole
Oh yeah right there, right there
Uh I'm cumming
Oh yeah
Fack I just came again
OK pull it out now
Oh fuck yeah
Wait he's not out
He's still crawling around up there
Oh fack I think it's stuck
Oh but it feels so fucking good

Oh wow boom that pow
Oh wow I need a cigarette now
Oh I'm so fucking hot and you're so fuckin' hot
Oh my God
I wanna facking fack
No, not fuck
I said fack
F A C K F A C K
Fack fack fack facking freak me
Oh yeah girl see baby
They call me Mr. Freaky
Let's call your sister three-way
Have some threesome
Me so horny
And you're such a fuckin' babe
I wanna go down on you
Fack you shaved
Oh God damn
Here I go again
I'm gonna cum, I am

I think my rubber's coming off
But oh it's so fuckin' wet and soft
Fuck I'm gonna start letting off
I'm squirting and she's not getting off
And she's on top
I'm gonna fucking, oh God
Oh don't do that
Don't stop
Stop, don't, I don't mean don't stop
Ah Wait a minute
Oh oh fack
I'm gonna fucking cum

Ow ow ow
Oh God damn
I'm gonna fackin' cum
Oh shit, oh yeah
Fack fack fack
Fack I am
I am
I'm going to cum
I'm cumming

Ow ow ow
Oh God damn
I'm gonna fackin' cum
Oh shit, oh yeah
Fack fack fack
Fack I am
I am
I'm going to cum
I'm cumming

I never seen no chick like this
This bitch can twist like a damn contortionist
Condom on my dick
Of course it is
This bitch don't know what abortion is
So I can't cum in her
Fucks like a porn star
Looks like Jenna
Fack I'm gonna
Cum

Here b4 eva rants about eminem's user score going down when fantano reviews his projects

anthony starting today with a bang

fantano's review funny as fuck this is compensation for wwaly slander

holy shit who cares. go outside.

I thought Melon would give it a light to decent 6. I really did...

I’m ashamed but this keep growing on me. I wanted to see a positive review but I don’t care anymore

🚨 WARNING ⚠️ 🍉ANTHONY FANTANO🍉USED 🌽CORNY🌽! 🔽LOWER🔽YOUR 💯SCORES THIS INSTANT!♿️♿️

He liked discombobulated alright I forgive him. For now

55.2 after this bald motherfucker

Even when Em is just having fun and goofing around he STILL can’t catch a break

THE USER SCORE IS GONNA DROP TO A 30! MELON HAS SPOKEN!

bruh

Can't wait till eminem dies

Cant wait til Eminem dies and all his work falls to a 30 user score

So critics si-day I si-day the same shi-dit, I'm always degrading, little bi-ditch
Well, fi-duck 'em, they can si-duck my di-dick when I'm taking a shi-dit
Mid-y middle fid-inger is ex-tid-ended now, should I tell 'em where to put it?
I'm si-do fed up with it, they ask me dumb shi-dit

Just gotta say Discombobulated is a masterpiece track

should this be moved to the section where the deluxe albums are?

Looks like Fantano won’t unfairly ruin the site this time around!

Whoever put the dad rap tag in needs to find a Stan-proof bunker right about now, because you know how Eminem Stans are. Not gonna lie, wasn't as good as Side A, but it's still decent.

LMAOOO WHO TF ADDED THE DAD RAP TAG IMMA DO IT TOO

this seems like the wrong hill to die on. mmlp2 deserves to be above 75 however.

How does this have a higher user score than the original mtbmb

The current average with 188 reviews is 50.656382978723404255319148936170212765

Also the Ken Kaniff skit was amazing, I missed that shit

If this was Ye b-sides then this would be at an 80 user score. I get that he made ‘revival’ but this is miles better than revival and Kamikaze

Alright now y'all are just hating at this point. The guy is having fun.

squeakquel

i've always had respect for eminem for actually putting effort into his music so deep into his career (no matter how shitty his perception of "good" is) but just feels like it didn't need to exist. like some low-effort late-stage career shit you'd expect from other washed up ""legends"", not eminem

This thing went from a high/mid 60 to a teetering 50. I swear this man cannot win on this lame site AT ALL

I like it

I hate how much this site is a circlejerk sometimes

I actually wonder why TMMLP went from an 86-87 user score to a 84 in a year or 2

I have to say its kinda silly to single out cringe worthy lines from eminem albums and pretend like you cant find this type of shit on like almost every rap album that comes out now adays. With that said, I will never try listening to this so what the heck do I know. haha

Dre production also went wild on here

Bruh what kinda review is just listing lines from the album? I mean it worked for Lil Yatchy’s album because his shit was actually awful

First critic has came in, 60 score.

Lawsuit from Egypt Central incoming?

I feel like Eminem could find the cure for world hunger and people would still call it "Corny" not bad album imo.

can't tell if this is actually bad or if the site's tendency to overhate eminem is kicking in

Predicting a 4/10 from Melon

Cover art is dope as fuck

these ratings seem to be distributed well

I already know people are gonna nitpick every little corny bar/flow and give it a 20 or something

This is funny asf, I can’t stop listening to this shit.

WAH THE INTRO IS ABOUT VIOLENCE AGAINST WOMEN

This cover art is better than the first one

This is gonna nosedive in the red section and I’m sad for it :(

I’d only rate the extra tracks.

i like marshall mathers