With the stadium dynamics of Coldplay, sing-along craft of ABBA and romantic balladry to rival Adele, Britain’s favourite one-man band seems determined to prove he is first amongst Equals.
He's not chasing trends, he's making music for people who have aged out of the clubs but have yet to wallow in nostalgia.
On the whole, where ÷ was a largely external record, with Sheeran acting as a sharp conduit for vivid stories, = is an internal record, with Sheeran — gladly — pivoting to face himself and his new life.
= is an album of foregone conclusions: everything from multi-platinum success to the accompanying backlash feels preordained. For all the negative words that might sometimes cut deep, you get the feeling Sheeran might have quietly come to an accommodation with things as they are.
= is an album of foregone conclusions: everything from multi-platinum success to the accompanying backlash feels preordained.
Much of = ditches the folk-pop of his first album for choruses meant to incite cell-phone-lit sing-alongs in baseball parks.
Unashamedly broad, it can lack detail and punch; yet ‘=’ has something about it that is difficult to shrug off, while being hard to truly relate to.
He’s clearly well aware that fans tend to fall for what sounds familiar, so he skilfully – surreptitiously, perhaps – weaves in the signatures of better songs ... When he’s not doing that, though ... he has a perfectly good pop album on his hands. Equation solved.
He’s the unglamorous everybloke who conquered the world and moved back to his home town, but settling down clearly doesn’t mean giving up on superstardom. Everything about the = sound is calculated to keep him on top for a long while yet.
On paper, clocking in at nearly forty-nine minutes, you would think that = is going to be this big experience; in reality, all its length will do is have people picking out a handful of their favourite songs from it, and the rest they will callously throw away.
There’s no exceptional music here, no gleam of stardust to lift us. Just a levelling down, an ordinariness, a sufficiency.
= offers plenty of songs that will make someone out there say “aw” while waiting to fill their prescription at a pharmacy.
This isn't Ed Sheeran death metal album. My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.
reasons why i will not be listening to = by ed sheeran 💯😤
#1: he is a ginger "person" (they do not exist)
#2: ed sheeran
#3: this is the most dogshit album cover have ever seen
#4: ed sheeran
#5: i do not like math
#6: i think that he smells like stinky cheese
#7: go white boy go
#8: self explanatory
#9: he made a song named the joker (too political) and the queen unironically
#10: i wanted a nu-metal album (dissapointing)
#11: ed sheeran
thank you for listening
I don't know what scares me more, between the fact that Equals is flavored with deja-vu, or that Ed Sheeran is still (currently) the second most streamed artist
It's been 10 years now that Ed Sheeran is on the roof of the world, as one of the only real male superpopstar. We won't rehash the story, the British singer has been a monumental commercial success since The A Team (2011), passing by Shape of You (2017) which became clearly the most streamed song of all time on Spotify. Clearly, we're ... read more
This album is a rollercoaster
Tides (9/10)
Shiver (2/10)
First Times (6.5/10)
Bad Habits (1/10)
Overpass Graffiti (5.5/10)
The Joker and the Queen (8/10)
Leave Your Life (3/10)
Collide (3.5/10)
2step (7/10)
Stop the Rain (2/10)
Love in Slow Motion (5.5/10)
Visiting Hours (5/10)
Sandman (6/10)
Be Right Now (5/10)
1 | Tides 3:15 | 60 |
2 | Shivers 3:27 | 42 |
3 | First Times 3:05 | 48 |
4 | Bad Habits 3:50 | 41 |
5 | Overpass Graffiti 3:56 | 54 |
6 | The Joker And The Queen 3:05 | 48 |
7 | Leave Your Life 3:43 | 37 |
8 | Collide 3:30 | 41 |
9 | 2step 2:33 | 35 |
10 | Stop The Rain 3:23 | 41 |
11 | Love In Slow Motion 3:10 | 42 |
12 | Visiting Hours 3:35 | 61 |
13 | Sandman 4:19 | 30 |
14 | Be Right Now 3:31 | 49 |
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