Wu-Tang Clan

Enter The Wu-Tang (36 Chambers)

There is no other album that debuts talent quite as intensely as this does. After hearing this, as soon as I heard a feature from any of the classic Wu Tang members on any modern day track, I would lose my shit.

One of the best hip hop albums of all time

I once met Wu-Tang back in 1998, and they asked to do some chores for me. They mowed my lawn, Vacuumed, babysat my son, and fed my dog. Not only that, they PAYED ME to let them do it. Such nice young men. always helping out their neighbors. The only issue is that they took my wife away, but what would I need her for? Food? I know how to cook, damnit!

How the rap world got gang-banged by 9 fucked-up Shaolin monks.

That's how it starts.
Three buddies. Three geeks.

Soul-fed, 70's Soul who sweats under her arms and snogs you every time you meet her in the street.
That sensual music that looks you straight in the eye and grabs you by the balls with a naughty smile. These rhythms winding along your leg, slowly coming up and tickling your crotch.
This warm, free Soul, who, by dint of fucking everyone, has found a bad boy. Fallen on this virile ... read more

ok but what if the ninja turtles were real and also they were rappers