this list was formerly known as "pitchfork in order (an attempt at it)", where i wanted to document EVERY Pitchfork rating. clearly impossible, but it was fun at least to try.
i started in ...
Me: What?
Him: What you doing in Kathy's room?
Me: [Blank in your face hole stare]
Him: Well?
Me: We both have a choice. Mine is to remain stern and steadfast. You, well you need to consider ...