Masturbate in Praise of Black Satan

Apator - Masturbate in Praise of Black Satan
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1992 Ratings: #64
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JustSomeGuy
10
This is what parents in the '80s thought metal was.

Not gonna lie, this was fucking hilarious. Imagine saying a bunch of edgy phrases and adding heavy distortion to your voice, then selling it as a cassette tape labelled as 'black metal'. I can imagine someone just finding the tape in a store, thinking the cover looked cool (before they noticed the cock, anyway), and buying it, and start playing it only to be greeted by a guy repeating "SATAN VOMITS"
CLJesse
0
bradtaste
MarkCooper
NR
A Capella black metal. The future.
LuckLoose
1
This is literally the definition of penis music
Toasterqueen12
5
90s Black Metal Tom Sawyer.

I saw this was on the lowest rated albums of all time and I thought "this can't be that bad!" But you see I was going in under the impression that this was music. Not a phrase over and over with garbled vocals.

It's probably actually pretty influential in that regard. One of the first troll albums. But also "20 Jazz Funk Greats" is also a troll album and that album is ya know...actually good. Like regardless of the initial shock of the ... read more
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Track List

  1. Satan Vomits (On Holy Mary's Virgin Child)
  2. Rapor Satan
  3. Craving Satan's Violence
  4. Kneel Before Satanic Moloch
  5. Destroyer Satan
  6. The Satanic Bloodspraying
  7. Rape the Bloodied Christ
  8. Rise of Antichrist
  9. Satan's Flames Grow Higher
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Added on: May 3, 2016