Memories...Do Not Open

The Chainsmokers - Memories...Do Not Open
Critic Score
Based on 8 reviews
2017 Ratings: #896 / 898
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Based on 504 ratings
2017 Ratings: #639
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Entertainment Weekly

Nearly everything picks up where “Closer” left off, and that means a lot of moderation, as the plodding tempos, middling intensity levels, and sandblasted arrangements so rarely vary that it’s barely noticeable when their bro-country kin in Florida Georgia Line front the final track, “Last Day Alive.

Slant Magazine

The Chainsmokers are more interested in following in the steps of Fun. than continuing to carve out their own niche.


The debut album from the celebrity production duo is a somber departure from their EDM days—a lifeless, anodyne pop record that wallows in basic feelings of regret and narcissism.

Rolling Stone

Riddled with resentment and lyrics that land with a self-serious thud, Memories is a stunningly drab record.


Memories: Do Not Open, the debut full-length from EDM-lite duo the Chainsmokers, is a calculated dose of millennial escapism that peddles the same sounds as their far more engaging EP work.

Why did I open it...?
the most commercial, overproduced, and painfully trite albums of the past few years. i can almost feel the sweat of disgusting ravers rubbing next to me while listening to this.
My girlfriend legit liking some of their "songs".
Me: *chuckles* i'm in danger.

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The ChainSmokers,more like The DickSmokers,are the best Pop EDM dream team,a duo made by Lil Xan and GAWNE with the help of Tom MacDonald. Why did i open this? This some Pandora's Box shit,it released COVID19 in the world. From ugly ass lifeless vocals to stupid beats ... read more
Avoid like the plague
Break Up Every Night is the worst song I have ever heard in my entire life, I can't even put into words how much I despise that song, it's utterly embarassing to listen to, it makes me depressed and I wonder about what humanity has become. Are we going on the right way now? Should we really carry on? Shouldn't we just wait an asteroid to destroy the Earth and kill us all? Is this really what people like to listen to nowadays? This album is so lifeless and generic and ... read more
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Added on: February 18, 2017