Memories...Do Not Open

The Chainsmokers - Memories...Do Not Open
Critic Score
Based on 8 reviews
2017 Ratings: #765 / 766
User Score
Based on 419 ratings
2017 Ratings: #887
Liked by 2 people
April 7, 2017 / Release Date
LP / Format
Disruptor, Columbia / Label
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Entertainment Weekly

Nearly everything picks up where “Closer” left off, and that means a lot of moderation, as the plodding tempos, middling intensity levels, and sandblasted arrangements so rarely vary that it’s barely noticeable when their bro-country kin in Florida Georgia Line front the final track, “Last Day Alive.

Slant Magazine

The Chainsmokers are more interested in following in the steps of Fun. than continuing to carve out their own niche.


The debut album from the celebrity production duo is a somber departure from their EDM days—a lifeless, anodyne pop record that wallows in basic feelings of regret and narcissism.

Rolling Stone

Riddled with resentment and lyrics that land with a self-serious thud, Memories is a stunningly drab record.


Memories: Do Not Open, the debut full-length from EDM-lite duo the Chainsmokers, is a calculated dose of millennial escapism that peddles the same sounds as their far more engaging EP work.

the most commercial, overproduced, and painfully trite albums of the past few years. i can almost feel the sweat of disgusting ravers rubbing next to me while listening to this.
Break Up Every Night is the worst song I have ever heard in my entire life, I can't even put into words how much I despise that song, it's utterly embarassing to listen to, it makes me depressed and I wonder about what humanity has become. Are we going on the right way now? Should we really carry on? Shouldn't we just wait an asteroid to destroy the Earth and kill us all? Is this really what people like to listen to nowadays? This album is so lifeless and generic and ... read more
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Avoid like the plague
Chainsmokers album... i do not open
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Track List

  1. The One
  2. Break Up Every Night
  3. Bloodstream
  4. Don't Say (feat. Emily Warren)
  5. Something Just Like This
  6. My Type (feat. Emily Warren)
  7. It Won't Kill Ya (feat. Louane)
  8. Paris
  9. Honest
  10. Wake Up Alone (feat. Jhené Aiko)
  11. Young
  12. Last Day Alive (feat. Florida Georgia Line)
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Added on: February 18, 2017