Kendrick sat on the toilet to poop, but the poop never stopped coming out of his butt. He started flushing the toilet every two minutes to keep up. He endlessly attempted to pinch his asshole closed but that made his insides twitch. The poop accelerated slowly down Kendrick's plumbing system. He phoned 911. The paramedics called for doctors. The doctors call for specialists. The story trends on Twitter. He vehemently turns down talk show appearances. His septic tank failed. People formed a ... read more