May 29, 2020
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I've always been defending Yachty when everyone was shitting on him for LB2, and N2P was shit, but this might be another back to form, especially because Oprah's Bank Account was so good except the awkward Dababy feature.

And as that single suggests, it's kind of a crossover between the cute carefree LB1 vibes, and the darker, more straightforward LB2.

The featurelist is pretty impressive, but can Yachty pull off a consistent 19 tracker?

After unpacking the actual thing, LB3 is definitely in ... read more
May 29, 2020
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Just did the goof and accidentally wrote this on the single instead of here, but here I am now


Just when my skepticism was going to haunt me while waiting for that new Yachty, Freddie announces an album out of the blue to keep the stress away.

Alfredo is a Kane X Alchemist 35-minute classic rap odyssey, almost mixtape-like, easygoing vibes all around. The 2018 Fetti where these two teamed with Curren$y comes to mind, that album was of similar nature, a 9-track short all killer, no filler ... read more
May 28, 2020
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Even Lady Gaga has a bot clan now? Bruh..

But anyways, to keep it brief: Chromatica is eeeeeehhhhhhh quite bad. Which comes as really sad to me because this album has many admirable things going for it, and it's clear that Gaga really went ambitious with this one.

Mainstream Pop veteran Lady Gaga comes with a new project, relatively fresh off the A Star is Born thingy, and it's honestly what one would expect a 2020 Lady Gaga album to be like. Not to knock her abilities off the table or ... read more
May 22, 2020
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LATE REVIEW #10394932

Dorian Electra are another artist in the PC Music clan, and this is their debut album. I've been aware of this album, and the praise it got from the bald man as well as many people on AOTY that I regard very highly, but I never really got the motivation to try it. Not even the singles. And now with the release of the Sorry Bro (I Love You) single I just decided to finally dive in. That single isn't too good imo, nicely produced but way too short to leave any sort of ... read more
May 21, 2020
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Uh, it's.. listenable?

Firstly, I'm very happy for the dude because he did what he wanted to do and officially got his big commercial debut out, and also because I think he has achieved what he -or us anyway- expected, and that's a "compilation" of some sort that blends in with any number of playlists like a generic mainstream rapper would.

KSI never was a talented rapper or an experienced artist in the grander scale. Maybe by YouTube standards he was alright but, come on. That's ... read more
May 18, 2020
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THANKS GUYS FOR 400 FOLLOWERS!!!!

To celebrate this milestone, time to review the breakout album for one of the most hated music acts in this century. Great thing to do, amirite?

Ok being serious now, Imagine Dragons being absolute trash and quite insulting to their genre is a scientific fact at this point: their brand of "pop rock anthems" on albums like Evolve and Origins is super bland, way too overblown but accompanied with irritating lyrics and a somewhat disturbing attitude ... read more
May 15, 2020
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The CEO of misogyny decides to bless us with a surprise album. Time to stop everything you're doing, open your holy books and follow as he guides us in the streets.

Firstly, I feel very happy for him that he's getting off the drugs and striving to accomplish the life he craves after achieving his veteran status in the genre. And this is has a glaring impact on this album: it is Future's most sober, most down to earth, and one of his most meditative projects yet. He's already proven himself to ... read more
May 15, 2020
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Lean finally decided to give this a good cover art yay!

Yung Lean has always been an artist I constantly admire, even when his discog isn't all that impressive. His pengame isn't very good, but he always has impressive production choices and he's a good curator when it comes to panning out his albums that usually turn out to be pretty cohesive sonically and contextually.

I've never liked a Yung Lean album until Stranger, which is this glossy, moody, gleaming cloud rap album with hard bangers ... read more
May 14, 2020
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Cover art makes me wanna sex.

But asides, I think everyone here is at this point aware that this is one of the most anticipated albums of the year. Charli, still fresh off the massive success that is Charli, decides to make a "quarantine LP" with the few producers that got locked in with her at her place.

If you haven't heard Charli, it's an incredible pop album, that succeeded to cross the bridge between mainstream pop recipes and experimental detours, most notably from the PC ... read more
May 11, 2020
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HIDDEN GEM
HIDDEN GEM


Forget about RINA, this in my opinion might be the best pop EP of the past decade.
EASYFUN is another member of the PC Music roster, and this is her second EP and her latest project actually.

It's not even that long, sitting at 3 tracks and 11 minutes, and all the three cuts here are contenders for the greatest summer jam of the decade. They have this bright, sunny 00's vibe that you might catch on Dirty Computer's more cheerful tracks, but running with the musical ... read more
May 10, 2020
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To be honest, I was extremely skeptical going into this album, because such a concept was kind of hard to resonate with me, like how could a rapper spend an hour long album talking about water, without at some point eventually running out of content and devolving into a Logic-tier concept album cohesiveness where I could imagine Mick saying technically nothing but "hey guys, water good stay hydrated".

Not that I doubted his technical abilities or anything like that as I never heard ... read more
May 9, 2020
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Ok can we take time to really admit how overrated to death this album is? I definitely get Sophie's appeal and admire the ambition on this album and how it stands out from most pop acts, but as far as the PC Music industrial bubblegum bass electropop thing goes she never stands out in that camp. Sophie's production is one of the most basic and formulaic on that entire roster, and we've all saw others do all of the stuff on this album, and done much better.

Another reason that strongly ... read more
May 8, 2020
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Mans been having a few surprisingly entertaining features during the past year, and the user score apparently actually hints for improvement in comparison to his 2 previous flops. However, don't get fooled guys: from rock bottom, you can only go up, and this isn't much better than his previous work. Apart from a few performances being this time boring instead of irritating, and a few beats being somewhat kinda catchy, NAV really didn't show enough progress to make him worth attention. Even the ... read more
May 3, 2020
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God this title is the most 13 year old thing he has named a project of his so far.

That aside, Drake is in a place in his career that isn't as fruitful in terms of streams and relevancy, but in my view is definitely his most important. Drake's latest hit project was half a decade ago, and his every release since then has been a horrendous miss, from dancehall insanity to constantly dropping filler, and even a beef he ended up the weaker man in. Even his few singles last year are mostly ... read more
May 3, 2020
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Early decade contender?

I've never heard of KA before this album, he seems to be an underground rapper from NY, and this is his latest, much celebrated and acclaimes LP from his fans. I've saw this album getting mad praise from AOTY users and decided to give this a listen.

And to put it short and clear, this is one of the best hip-hop efforts i have heard in a very long time, maybe since TPAB.

Starting with the production, most instrumentals on this album have this dark, lo-fi fashion and ... read more
Mar 13, 2020
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Ok let's get straight to the point: While I see what Uzi did with the promotion of this album as a very genius idea, and I can see many people enjoying this, and while I enjoyed EA quite a bit, this doesn't get close to that bar. This is just mediocre throwaways that will basically get more hype than deserved because it's a sequel to one of his iconic tapes, and all the EA hype and some of the leaks being here. The intro track is nice, Thugger and Sosa killed it, a few interesting beats here ... read more
Mar 6, 2020
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Symere Woods goes trap-grimescore.

Baby Pluto lands on planet Earth early to purify our souls when we least expected it, but did he deliver good music in the process?

Whoever has read my recent Luv is Rage 2 review, knows how high my expectations are for Eternal Atake. I never liked an Uzi album, but LIR2 has grown on me quite a bit, and every single teaser Uzi dropped since New Patek has been a big success to me. However, none of these tracks are on Eternal Atake, as Futsal Shuffle and That ... read more
Mar 3, 2020
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Been listening to some old Uzi before Eternal Atake, and I'd like to talk a bit about my opinion on Uzi and this album right here.

Firstly, I actually feel like the now officially announced Eternal Atake, given the quality of the singles he has put out during the past two years, might be one of the best albums of 2020 and one of the best trap albums ever, which is something I never thought I'd say about the Baby Pluto gentleman. Every single he has released since New Patek has grown ... read more
Feb 28, 2020
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Princess Nokia has always been quite a riddle to me, because while quite a fair share of people on this website as well as on other platforms praise her and her work, especially 1992. However, I found her stuff after multiple attempts to be pretty tasteless, stiff and boring trap rap that doesn't have any kind of engaging characteristic.

And the same thing goes for these two albums. I wrote this review on here because it's the better of the two albums, tho not by much. And since Everything ... read more
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