How to Disappear Completely - Seraphim
80

Yummy to the brain while I sleep

Coletta - Mind & Time
65

Pretty good but I’d rather listen to Dance Gavin Dance or any band or song that shit head Kurt Travis has. Their single “Blossom” really shines through for this EP but aside from that, this is a mixed bag. Nice basic emo swancore that I’d enjoy playing if I got my haircut at an alt hair salon that has the most welcoming, caring, and amazing they/them hair stylists.

Flower Child 75
Lemonade Soda 50
Blossom 95
Raspberry Cough 80
The Bees Knees 70
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Cute Is What We Aim For - The Same Old Blood Rush With a New Touch
40

Giving this album a full play through actually made me pretty fucking sad but I guess there’s a reason why I’ve never listened to any projects by Cute Is What We Aim For. The only thing this band has going for them is a couple gems for the people keen on the emo 00s scene but other than that, The Same Old Blood Rush With a New Touch is pretty awkward. Many of the songs are so bland, bad, and genuinely sound like they’d have more going for them if they recorded this album in ... read more

Nicki Minaj - Big Foot
5

My mouth dropped to the fucking floor as I cackled like a hyena seeing the score for this single on this website. I’m still trying to comprehend how ppl stand behind this lady Please stop talking Nicki. You’re making it hard to enjoy OG Pink Friday.

$uicideboy$ - I No Longer Fear the Razor Guarding My Heel (V)
70

Fairly decent EP with that new $B sound to it. This is definitely nothing compared to the 2 projects the boys dropped in 22 but all tracks are quite catchy and surprisingly.. I’m fucking with harambe nuts more than anyone else out here.

Megan Thee Stallion - HISS
85

We all know she did that shit on this track. If you’re able to make a 40 yo woman tweak and sound like a 12 yo on multiple lives and tweets you’ve won idc. I’m glad that this song served and didn’t just have the Megan’s Law verse going for it. Didn’t spare nobody.

Ice Spice - Think U The Shit (Fart)
80

Glad to see ice spice be unbothered and get her piece while Megan absolutely devours and makes Nicki genuinely tweak

Victorious Cast - Victorious: Music from the Hit TV Show
53

Bro.. I thought I was going to have to mention that nostalgia may be a boost but to be entirely honest this shit sucked. Don’t get me wrong there definitely are some really good tracks for those who luckily watched Victorious while growing up. I’d also like to mention that the victorious icarly mashup was one of the WORDT SONGS IVE EVER HEARD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE CARLY GET THE FUCK OFF THAT SHIT BRO.

Make It Shine - 5
Freak The Freak Out - 8.5
Best Friends Brother - 7.5
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Pierce The Veil - Selfish Machines
93

The people that get it, get it; the people that don’t, don’t. What Vic and the boys made with Selfish Machines is almost every emo / scenequeens wet dream in auditory form. Sure Vic is incredibly whiny but he sure does know how to seduce the depressed. By keeping yourself consistently on your toes and presenting a few classics for the books, Selfish Machines is a great project for those yearning for the 2000s dramatized pop punk/emo theatricals.

C418 - Minecraft - Volume Alpha
100

Please God all I want is my 2010 VAIO Series E back and the house phone to call my best friend on. Let me back in the OG house one last time.

Pierce The Veil - A Flair for the Dramatic
82

I always seem to be attracted to edgy/emo Mexicans. A Flair For The Dramatic holds immense angst in the most 2007 way possible.

Disclosure - Settle
80

Sleek and modern ass EDM that is dated by that early/mid 2010s feel in the most beautiful way possible.

My Chemical Romance - Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge
100

I love you Gerard Way. That’s all I have to say besides mentioning this album is an experience to remember.

Panic! at the Disco - Pray for the Wicked
35

I don’t think it would’ve been a bad idea to have skipped this and viva las vengeance all together. My life was better before I fully recognized and processed what Brendon did to panic.

$uicideboy$ - KILL YOURSELF Part X: The Resurrection Saga
79

Durango ‘95 and Lemon Slime got my heart. Such a captivating intro for a project.

$uicideboy$ - KILL YOURSELF Part VII: The Fuck God Saga
73

Out of the kill yourself series, “Kill Yourself Part VII: The Fuck God Series” undoubtedly is a nice vibe and brings some nice solid songs to the table in order to create a classic $B mixtape.

$uicideboy$ - Now the Moon's Rising
80

It’s cool and if you enjoy $uicideboy$, “Now The Moons Rising” is a project that never fails to bore by presenting a new vibe with each song. The boys give us some nice spooky sounds and classic samples as always. You also can’t forget that this mixtape also birthed the classics Lowkey (by some pretty depressing and sad measures iykyk) and Paris.

$uicideboy$ - Sing Me a Lullaby, My Sweet Temptation
90

Although new $uicideboy$ is now debated as being lackluster and not what they used to be, Ruby and $crim in my opinion both show the world in “Sing Me A Lullaby, My Sweet Temptation” while they may not be what they used to be, they are able to evolve both in music and in life to benefit themselves to an overall better place. This album brings so many soon to be classics and brings a new vibe to $B we haven’t really seen. I am so proud of the boys for making it as big and far ... read more

Hail the Sun - Wake
97

Emo hispanic twink rages and blesses all living beings with auditory processing systems a once in a lifetime performance.

1. Rolling Out the Red Carpet 9
2. Human Target Practice 9.5
3. Black Serotonin 10
4. Mourning Sickness 10
5. Falling Deaf On Ears 10
6. Cosmic Narcissism 9
7. Relax / Divide 10
8. Disappearing Syndrome 10
9. Missed Injections 9
10. Hanging Revelation 9
11. Jane Doe 9
12. Anti-Eulogy (I Hope You Die) 8.5

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