Pinned Review
I can’t take it anymore. I want to fuck Kendrick Lamar so bad. I’ve been failing all my bio-chem and advanced algebra classes in school because I skip classes and pretend that Kendrick and his fat dump-truck ass is in my room, getting fucked by me. I can’t fucking take it.
Every day I wake up with several nuts busted in my pants, I just wish they could have been busted in Kendrick’s tight twink ass. Let me get something straight—I have learned that K-Dot is a ... read more
Every day I wake up with several nuts busted in my pants, I just wish they could have been busted in Kendrick’s tight twink ass. Let me get something straight—I have learned that K-Dot is a ... read more
Recent Reviews
(Yeah, this is the most overrated album of all time. Below my joke review I wrote like 10,000,000 words on this mf)
also i just realized me and fantano have the same score, lol
Also keep in mind that none of these scores should be compared each other. Each project has a different rating scale. Keep that in your damn mind, thanks!
Yeah, this album is cool but I rated Pop 2, Daytona, Man On The Moon, Blonde, GKMC, Channel Orange, Late Registration, Illinois, MMLP, SSLP, Illmatic, In The Court ... read more
also i just realized me and fantano have the same score, lol
Also keep in mind that none of these scores should be compared each other. Each project has a different rating scale. Keep that in your damn mind, thanks!
Yeah, this album is cool but I rated Pop 2, Daytona, Man On The Moon, Blonde, GKMC, Channel Orange, Late Registration, Illinois, MMLP, SSLP, Illmatic, In The Court ... read more
-♾ points because it’s about sex. Me, a cool non virgin says you can’t enjoy this. Virgins of AOTY...follow me (there’s a lot, don’t lie)
Now this looks like a job 4 me! So everybody just follow me 'Cause we need a little controversy! 'Cause it feels so empty without me! I said....this looks like a time to stream JIK! If an atheist has to tell you this wtf have you been doing with your life! Put down 34+35 and get the JIK!
Don’t stream Positions, stream JIK! ... read more
Now this looks like a job 4 me! So everybody just follow me 'Cause we need a little controversy! 'Cause it feels so empty without me! I said....this looks like a time to stream JIK! If an atheist has to tell you this wtf have you been doing with your life! Put down 34+35 and get the JIK!
Don’t stream Positions, stream JIK! ... read more
Basic_Garci ‘s Not Good Binge! #1 - Desiigner — GRAAAAAH!!!!
Alright, I held a poll on my private story between whether I should review all of the NOT GOOD records or go on a Lil Wayne discography dive. Well, you can see which one won.
Before I really get into this, I wanted to say how much I hate the term “mumble rapper” Freddie Gibbs mumbles, 50 Cent mumbles, are they mumble rappers? Fuck no; Lil Uzi and Playboi Carti can have clear deliveries at times. I ... read more
Alright, I held a poll on my private story between whether I should review all of the NOT GOOD records or go on a Lil Wayne discography dive. Well, you can see which one won.
Before I really get into this, I wanted to say how much I hate the term “mumble rapper” Freddie Gibbs mumbles, 50 Cent mumbles, are they mumble rappers? Fuck no; Lil Uzi and Playboi Carti can have clear deliveries at times. I ... read more
Alright so I know I shouldn’t like this, 6ix9ine is a terrible person, but so many songs here go so hard it’s wrong.
This version of this album adds needed diversity with GOTTI, although it is a shitty Lil Uzi impression it’s probably my favorite 69 song, which is saying nothing at all at this point.
So many songs of this are just Tekashi screaming, reminds me of the horrible LONER (or maybe it was LOVER?) from Jumex, both of them were absolutely fucking terrible and I hated ... read more
This version of this album adds needed diversity with GOTTI, although it is a shitty Lil Uzi impression it’s probably my favorite 69 song, which is saying nothing at all at this point.
So many songs of this are just Tekashi screaming, reminds me of the horrible LONER (or maybe it was LOVER?) from Jumex, both of them were absolutely fucking terrible and I hated ... read more
+20 points cause dropout bear’s on the cover! Gotta give respect for my pfp that changes way, way too much.
I agree with Slant Magazine here, just looking at the track list reveals a very bloated list of features, skits, and more skits. Lots and Lots of skits and interludes.
I do have to say, I love the progression from “you gotta do Pilates” to “don’t do Pilates” later. Also last call is really funny to me because if you make a genius lyric card you can ... read more
I agree with Slant Magazine here, just looking at the track list reveals a very bloated list of features, skits, and more skits. Lots and Lots of skits and interludes.
I do have to say, I love the progression from “you gotta do Pilates” to “don’t do Pilates” later. Also last call is really funny to me because if you make a genius lyric card you can ... read more
Oct 30, 2020
Good luck getting through the AJR album(s). Trust me, you'll need it
Oct 30, 2020
lmao i lost followers for the nazi joke stuff eh was risky but im asian anyway lmao
Oct 30, 2020
WAKE TF UP SIS NEW KENDRICK
more like gkmc leaked verse thrown on good busta song
more like gkmc leaked verse thrown on good busta song
Oct 29, 2020
Ayee!!! I just dropped my first single which will also be included as part of Insomnia Cafe’s Halloween Special coming Friday. It’s a halloween banger to get the vibes on deck.
Check it out, rate it, hit me up with ur feedback or whatever u decide to do with it I’ll certainly appreciate It!
YouTube: https://youtu.be/s4tPvABuhvo
Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/souza-music/horrortings-feat-m27
Bandcamp: https://souza.bandcamp.com/track/horrortings
AOTY: https://www.albumoftheyear.org/album/293942-souza-m27-horrortings.php
Thank ya’ll, have a happy halloween & Enjoy!
Check it out, rate it, hit me up with ur feedback or whatever u decide to do with it I’ll certainly appreciate It!
YouTube: https://youtu.be/s4tPvABuhvo
Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/souza-music/horrortings-feat-m27
Bandcamp: https://souza.bandcamp.com/track/horrortings
AOTY: https://www.albumoftheyear.org/album/293942-souza-m27-horrortings.php
Thank ya’ll, have a happy halloween & Enjoy!
Oct 28, 2020
bruh I have 10700 follows, and you were the first. I'd like to give you this award 🥇
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Yo. I’m Eva, I’m a 17 year old girl who stans Nas, Jay-Z, The Strokes, Nick Lowe, Frank Ocean, Rico Nasty, Charli XCX, and Lil Darkie. I’m a Radiohead slayer as well.
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I make really crappy shitposts. Other times, I can be serious and make some good reviews, but that’s pretty rare ngl.
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Yo. I’m Eva, I’m a 17 year old girl who stans Nas, Jay-Z, The Strokes, Nick Lowe, Frank Ocean, Rico Nasty, Charli XCX, and Lil Darkie. I’m a Radiohead slayer as well.
I'm just playin', Radiohead, you know I love you
I make really crappy shitposts. Other times, I can be serious and make some good reviews, but that’s pretty rare ngl.
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