THE VIRGIN WHAT'S GOING ON:
-Usually played during lame protests
-Talks about p*litics and social justice, sounds like a barista with an arts degree that spent all his money on Funkopops
-Title reminds me of being in ph*sics class
-Marvin Gaye in the cover is clearly seen staring blankly into the rain, also reminds me of being in ph*sics class
-Ranked No. 1 Album by dilettantes on Rolling Stone who wank to AC/DC "music"
-Fantano gave it 100, cementing its place on the top of the Virgin Music Charts
THE CHAD LET'S GET IT ON:
-Played during countless Hollywood sex scenes, amount eclipsed by only "Careless Whisper"
-Gives eloquent descriptions about the pleasure of having sex, something AOTY users will never experience
-Fun title reminds me of being in bed at 1 am and doing stuff
-Marvin Gaye in the cover is shaking and clearly high on ecstasy, paving the way for Earl Sweatshirt's "Some Rap Songs"
-Don't know what Rolling Stone ranks it. Can't be bothered looking. 'Nuff said
-The fact that Fantano has yet to give it a rating implies that virgins will never find themselves touching this album or a female