Lizzy McAlpine - five seconds flat
May 23, 2023
59
We have the Phoebiest of Phoebe Bridgers at home. This album at points sounds identical to Phoebe. It starts off in a really unlikable way, and slowly strips things back in a nice way. It has a strong sense of story, but I do not like the overall songs on this album. Occasional beauty.

To me this record is alright.
I like the production quite a lot, but very little is done with it. I love the way the instruments sound real, and you can distinguish them, and it's not all loud sludge pumping in your eardrums, but that's it. And honestly, this should be musically, the bare minimum for pop music. You should be able to hear instruments, kinda bop along, and there should be dynamics.
The writing is contemporary, and I think a lot of contemporary writing lacks depth, mystique or power, and this is one of those cases. That's a very personal thing tho, I don't blame anyone who gets it, but I don't. I don't feel anything because of this. Very little cool happened.
I also don't like whisper singing. Please just fucking use your voice for once. All these whispering singers have great voices, and I feel frustrated that those beautiful voices seem underutilised.
[50/100]

12 Comments
4mo
#justiceformarteerens
4mo
this is my review....... crying, screaming and throwing up as we speak right now...... #justiceforMartEerens
4mo
it fell five out of ten flat! haha, ok i’ll leave
4mo
I bully mart but cmon man this shit is messed up and you know it 💔 #justicformarteerens also haha @beetlebat
4mo
Bread Taste
4mo
Nah this is an L of a take, I like how intimate the vocals sound
4mo
Identity theft is not a joke, Brad!
4mo
I feel pretty positive on this; but it for sure has shrunk on me. Doomsday is phenomenal tho
4mo
Brad unbased, it is obv a 100
3mo
Major W. This record literally sounds like it's trying to be Phoebe Bridgers, but without any actual emotional weight to the lyrics. The singing isn't as good as her, nor are the lyrics, production etc. It's also melodramatic as fuck
3mo
I legit thought it was Phoebe Bridgers when I heard it first.
3mo
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