49
This dude just made the same exact song 10 times in a row, with him wanking himself off with no structure or care, and I am supposed to just accept this as some innovative masterpiece? This is so dull. "The Car" is such a stupid concept, and the final product is orchestral sludge. It feels joyless to make it through this entire project
The production is great, but the content is so dull, and Alex Turner is so bad.
Track Ratings
| 1 | There’d Better Be A Mirrorball / 65 |
| 2 | I Ain’t Quite Where I Think I Am / 45 |
| 3 | Sculptures Of Anything Goes / 76 |
| 4 | Jet Skis On The Moat / 39 |
| 5 | Body Paint / 70 |
| 6 | The Car / 55 |
| 7 | Big Ideas / 55 |
| 8 | Hello You / 35 |
| 9 | Mr Schwartz / 35 |
| 10 | Perfect Sense / 35 |
120 Comments
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1y
Based Brad as always, No Surprises here
1y
Did you just say that every track on this album sounds the exact same? Then why'd you give tbhc a 68? Literally every track on that album sounds like every track on that album put together.
1y
I guess that different song structures equal "no structure or care" now. Like seriously fuck off.
1y
Hmm nope. You're rating an arctic monkeys album 10 hours after it came out. Give it a rest. TBHC was a grower and so is this. And no, Alex Turner is not bad. He's better than your favourite songwriter.
1y
This guy needs to wind his neck in and get a good taste in music honestly he trashed everything he doesn’t know music
1y
bruh same exact song 10 times in a row... I know you hate alex turner with a passion but be objective here
1y
Yeah its not their best, you need to think about ur rating on "Hello You" thooo cuz that one slaps loll
1y
Please tell me there's a way to block people on this site so I don't have to see your cringe takes ever again
1y
Tuned in multiple times throughout the stream and it sounded like you were on the same song every time. I miss the old Arctic Monkeys
1y
not surprised about the rating lol i enjoyed this album but to each their own ig haha
1y
you're a fucking idiot and your reviews are so full of shit please quit reviewing music you disgusting troll melon wanna be
1y
he's good enough for you to have given 4 of his albums approx. 70 or above. cant be that bad. oh wait whats the noise. the hater train! proffesional critic time! put on your cardigan brad! shove up the bridge of your spectacles.
1y
Imagine respecting someone’s fucking opinion on this platform😂 to be fair a lot of you guys are chilling, but some of these comments are just…wtf😂 not even their best work boys Jus sayin.. I mean there’s some damn good stuff on it and I like it more than brad and I disagreed with Brad in a couple of ways… but imagining being so frustrated calling Brad a “fucking idiot” couldn’t be me 😎
1y
Wannabe big shot critic... With biasness... Toxic af. Buddy just because you can speak doesn't mean you have to.
1y
why did yall give this guy a platform btw, like I know normiecore music listeners need content but I have never seen a 'well-known' critic of the arts have such a lack of awareness of what they're engaging in lol
1y
Lmao you gave this a higher score than Muse's latest album. Get a grip you're supposed to be a "critic" not critically inept
1y
@TheCount I can't help but to feel that your comment is really uncalled for, it's literally the man's opinion, stop being weird about it
1y
remember the template guys: Brad is wrong because he is nitpicking and biased. you can never let opinions you disagree with permeate your skull in any way shape or form. just stick to the template
1y
Bro there are so many twats in here chill the fuck out guys, how can you be so mad about fucking artic monkeys? Put your rage into something useful. The more you act like this the more people gain respect for Brad anyway (as they should, Brad is king) because they see how he has to put up with cunts like you. Grow up.
1y
@Arkantos @htsk02 @Daddyspankey @permenantglass @OwlGuy182 @Crypticghos OK, So far, I've spotted 6 elitist douchebags, crying over a review of a lifeless, empty album.
1y
How does this have more no pfps losing their minds in the comments than the Taylor review lmao
1y
This dude just made the same exact song 10 times in a row, with him wanking himself off with no structure or care, and I am supposed to just accept this as some innovative masterpiece? This is so dull. "The Car" is such a stupid concept, and the final product is orchestral sludge. It feels joyless to make it through this entire project
The production is great, but the content is so dull, and Alex Turner is so bad.
The production is great, but the content is so dull, and Alex Turner is so bad.
1y
"the production is great but the content is dull and it's the same song over and over again" my brother in christ, you listen to radiohead
1y
To say every song sounds the same is a garbage take. You didn't give the record a shot. You listened to it once and shit on it.
1y
You got me checking my mirror
You make me feel like I'm on the run
Where'd you hide the gun?
The kitchen knife in your hand
Are you the poison, are you the cure?
I'm not so sure
I'm shackled, there is no way out
I can't escape
When you turn out the lights
You make me feel like it's Halloween (Halloween)
It's Halloween (Halloween)
When you skulk 'round the house
You make me feel like it's Halloween (Halloween)
It's Halloween (Halloween)
You cut me off from my friends
You cut me off from my family
I'm in misery (I'm your number one fan)
Each day I fall to my knees
I see the writing on the wall
Now I'm in withdrawal
I'm shackled, there is no way out (there's is nothing I can do to escape)
I can't escape
When you turn out the lights
You make me feel like it's Halloween (Halloween)
It's Halloween (Halloween)
The way you skulk 'round the house
You make me feel like it's Halloween (Halloween)
It's Halloween (Halloween)
Ah
When you turn out the lights
You make me feel like it's Halloween (Hall
You make me feel like I'm on the run
Where'd you hide the gun?
The kitchen knife in your hand
Are you the poison, are you the cure?
I'm not so sure
I'm shackled, there is no way out
I can't escape
When you turn out the lights
You make me feel like it's Halloween (Halloween)
It's Halloween (Halloween)
When you skulk 'round the house
You make me feel like it's Halloween (Halloween)
It's Halloween (Halloween)
You cut me off from my friends
You cut me off from my family
I'm in misery (I'm your number one fan)
Each day I fall to my knees
I see the writing on the wall
Now I'm in withdrawal
I'm shackled, there is no way out (there's is nothing I can do to escape)
I can't escape
When you turn out the lights
You make me feel like it's Halloween (Halloween)
It's Halloween (Halloween)
The way you skulk 'round the house
You make me feel like it's Halloween (Halloween)
It's Halloween (Halloween)
Ah
When you turn out the lights
You make me feel like it's Halloween (Hall
1y
You got me checking my mirror
You make me feel like I'm on the run
Where'd you hide the gun?
The kitchen knife in your hand
Are you the poison, are you the cure?
I'm not so sure
I'm shackled, there is no way out
I can't escape
When you turn out the lights
You make me feel like it's Halloween (Halloween)
It's Halloween (Halloween)
When you skulk 'round the house
You make me feel like it's Halloween (Halloween)
It's Halloween (Halloween)
You cut me off from my friends
You cut me off from my family
I'm in misery (I'm your number one fan)
Each day I fall to my knees
I see the writing on the wall
Now I'm in withdrawal
I'm shackled, there is no way out (there's is nothing I can do to escape)
I can't escape
When you turn out the lights
You make me feel like it's Halloween (Halloween)
It's Halloween (Halloween)
The way you skulk 'round the house
You make me feel like it's Halloween (Halloween)
It's Halloween (Halloween)
Ah
When you turn out the lights
You make me feel like it's Halloween (Hall
You make me feel like I'm on the run
Where'd you hide the gun?
The kitchen knife in your hand
Are you the poison, are you the cure?
I'm not so sure
I'm shackled, there is no way out
I can't escape
When you turn out the lights
You make me feel like it's Halloween (Halloween)
It's Halloween (Halloween)
When you skulk 'round the house
You make me feel like it's Halloween (Halloween)
It's Halloween (Halloween)
You cut me off from my friends
You cut me off from my family
I'm in misery (I'm your number one fan)
Each day I fall to my knees
I see the writing on the wall
Now I'm in withdrawal
I'm shackled, there is no way out (there's is nothing I can do to escape)
I can't escape
When you turn out the lights
You make me feel like it's Halloween (Halloween)
It's Halloween (Halloween)
The way you skulk 'round the house
You make me feel like it's Halloween (Halloween)
It's Halloween (Halloween)
Ah
When you turn out the lights
You make me feel like it's Halloween (Hall
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