Create an account to rate and review albums.
Boris land
💖New to this review stuff :) 💖Practicing analysing music 🎶 💖I promise I'm not a hater and do understand the concept of fun 😎 💖Genres I'm most focused on in order: Hip-Hop, R&B/Soul, Pop, Indie/Alternative, Electronic. Not too fond of trap, drill, and basic radio pop, but can be a guilty pleasure depending on the artist. Most other genres are basically irrelevant to me. I'll try anything, just less likely to review it. 💖Scores may be changed around the more I re-listen to albums
Oakland, CA
I appreciate you checkin in. Here’s a little bit about how I review: Scores between 45 and 55 I consider to be "mid" or "average." Anything below that I consider to be bad or unlistenable. 80 and above are songs or projects that I consider good or very good, with the best of the best being above a 95. Anything at 100 is perfect in every way.
Las Vegas
Way too pretentious for someone unironically into vaporwave. Wandering through the wastes of bandcamp, desperate for a quality track. Trying to make "shufflecore" a thing. Reviews are mostly an excuse to indulge in my worst impulses regarding purple prose and verbiage. They tend to be longer and higher-rated because I mostly only review things I'm intimately familiar with, and I'm not a fan of subjecting myself to music I don't like.
100: masterpiece 90-99: a favorite, will definitely return to 80-89: very good throughout and would recommend 70-79: solid overall 60-69: good but nothing too special 50-59: positives just outweigh negatives 40-49: mostly sub-par 30-39: bad throughout 20-29: avoid at all costs 10-19: unlistenable 0-9: I've lost my faith in music as an art form
【Slush Puppy】
Thank You For 50 Followers!
•I have more ratings than Brad Taste in Music so follow me instead 🙈 •I'll follow the first 200 people that follow me because they're obviously people of taste Feel free to suggest albums to me •My ratings may not be fully accurate so not all of the albums I've rated are comparable. I rate albums mostly on personal enjoyability. My reviews are often not very well structured as I tend to just write out anything I feel about albums as it comes to me •Library = Albums I have physical copies of
0, 3 - Irredeemable 6, 8, 11 - AJR 14, 17, 19 - Horrendous 22, 25, 28 - Very bad/terrible 31, 33, 36 - Pretty bad/weak 39, 42, 44 - Boring 47, 50, 53 - Mostly indifferent 56, 58, 61 - Alright 64, 67, 69 - Pretty good/decent 72, 75, 78 - Very good/great 81, 83, 86 - Oh my fucking god 89, 92, 94 - Jesus Christ 97, 100 - Holy shit
Trying to hear some stuff I've never heard before. 60's & 70's jazz & rock enthusiast.
↳ 0—49: not it fam ↳ 50—59: mediocre ↳ 60—69: kinda good ↳ 70—79: could be better ↳ 80—89: big approval! ↳ 90—99: an inch-perfect ↳ 100: personal favorite
In a cage, on antibiotics
I dislike trap and rnb
Penonomé, Coclé, Panamá
I'm just trying to find my way while listening to music. There'll be a lot of positive scores cause I try to listen to music that I'll like at some degree
Elijah (or Eli if you prefer that), 16 Mainly here to keep track of the albums I've listened to and to keep up with new stuff. Maybe even make some friends too :) If it helps to know me better, Death Grips, Odd Future, and Kanye really made me get more invested in music. Below is my vinyl collection
Help spread the word of Lord Quavious
Hey everyone, Real Weasel here. Resident 17 year old Plants vs. Zombies fanboy (he/him). Loves Quavo, Juice WRLD, and BTS. Despises conservatives, AJR, and BTS. Reviews every other day at around 10 PM EST. I don't mind a little self-promotion, if you made something and want to leave it in my Shoutbox you can go right ahead. I don't take standard requests though, don't ask me to review... fucking NF, please. Favorite Song of the Day: Don Toliver, Clap
I specialise in short hip hop reviews. Always relisten an album before reviewing. Mostly listen to hip hop and soul. Explaining my ratings: 0-19 Awful 20-29 Very Bad 30-39 Bad 40-49 below average 50-59 average 60-69 solid 70-79 good 80-89 fantastic 90-99 classic 100 masterpiece
human, born in the booming years of the last century, playing music and listening to music for half a century. I listen to anything that touches me, still curious... I usually hate music as a tapestry satisfying my need to hear sounds that keep me safe due to cliches I already heard before. Most of my ratings will be very good as I mostly rate things that I feel the need to get supported due to their quality. I mostly will skip my dislikes as long as I´m not confronted by them on a daily basis
90°00'00.0"N 0°00'00.0"E
Natal, RN - Brazil
I'm a sucker for Hako Yamasaki and Laura Marling. And Klô - damnit your album is good - Pelgag.
Padova, Italy
I had to catalog music somehow
Music Blogger and host of "Everything Alternative"
Pacific Northwest
* P O P * R O C K * R A P * C L A S S I C S * I use a rating system that starts every album at 50. Track by track this number goes up or down depending on how I enjoy the track. As long as songs are enjoyable, the album should be landing in the 70+ range. This system is similar to the traditional grading system in American schools (F -- A+, where F is -50, A+ is 100).
I try to remind forgotten bands and albums/ im also amateur music maker
In the Fantano's Fridge eating his veggies
Listening to music in a room full of cats is one of my biggest dreams. It's not true that cats don't love, only dog owners say that, cats show love in a completely different way, which in my opinion is beautiful and wonderful. Cats are ideal for people with their character. They smell wonderful of hay and my cat smells like a cloth I used to smell when I was little and now I can remember my whole childhood with one smell. Cats and music are the things that give life its purpose.
Tokyo, Japan
🇺🇸x🇯🇵 I write reviews that nobody reads. English isn't my first language so I'll do my best describing my thoughts on projects. Appreciate it if you guys read my stuff.
not an alt
net w/ zee
cataloging music i've listened to. apologies for my nonsensical and incomprehensible reviews. most of it is meaningless dribble and supplementary to my score.
⚡ Warsaw 🇵🇱
🌫Bartłomiej (Bartek) ― Polish guy who loves examining new sounds and appreciates a good walk. Feel free to leave any recommendations and shouts (just please don't spam). ‣ ‣rym: ‣Discord: bvrtxk#2482
Tromsø, Norway
I sorta write my reviews as open letters, but I can't really afford a therapist so get the hell out of me, will ya? Came from rym to here and intend to stay. I "review" essentially every album I listen to in full. I don't really rate albums I dislike, so if you're here to see what I "hate", I'm sorry to disappoint you that you won't see that too often. Unless...
Trash Island
I fucking hate music
John Hoffman
I have a very big vinyl collection. My favorite artists are Swans, Death Grips, Daughters, and Weezer! I also listen to lots of "internet" rap.
staring at a waterfall
『 15 ~ NC 』 ✯ Thank y'all so much for 300+ followers! ✯ ✩ Talk to me on Discord! Matthew#9209 ✩ ✯ Discord server link under the bio! ✯ ❈ Taking music suggestions in my shout box! (Self promotion allowed as well) ❈ ―――――――――――― 『 Grading Scale 』 100 = Perfection 90-99 = Amazing 80-89 = Great 70-79 = Good 60-69 = Alright 50-59 = Average 40-49 = Poor 30-39 = Bad 20-29 = Awful 10-19 = Atrocious 0-9 = Horrendous
new zealand
everything 30+ i at least like. it's a positive rating scale bc i choose to give more space to the albums i like on the scale to breathe. everything i think is bad, mid, indifferent, or maybe even like but just dont consider the album necessary i will just slap a 20 on. i dont hate music lol rating new music only or stuff i have heard before but want to comment on
Os alquimistas estão chegando
Simping To Les Claypool
I'm just trying to enjoy life by listening to music ... My opinions on albums change a lot during my time on this website, so expect me to re-rate them and what not Singles account: ( 100 ) = Perfection (90 - 99) = Excellent (80 - 89) = Great (70 - 79) = Good (60 - 69) = Decent (50 - 59) = Meh (40 - 49) = Mediocre (30 - 39) = Poor (20 - 29) = Awful (10 - 19) = Horrendous (00 - 09) = Deserves To Be Destroyed
just here for fun. ratings may change in the future. music memes and reviews on my insta: @hyperballad.innuendo
Alkaline Pink
Check out my music?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!? 😳 I'm telling you to, it is mandatory. I mostly just review user projects now so feel free to recommended me some stuff, I'm totally open to some self promo!
Morgantown, WV
A fancy frog with a fancy taste in music
Thanks for the 33 followers, appreciate it! I got 19 years up my back giving me constant stress, but I relieve it with music, and it works (kind of). So, my name is Rolando, I'm from a little latin country called Panama and I'm on this journey for discovering new music and giving my opinion about it. Scores are just whatever, I just rate what I listen from how much I enjoy it, and if is too important from a cultural standpoint, sure, I'll take that in mind.
The Shadow Realm
Average score--7.2 (Based off of rating distribution not exact score). 100-- Perfect on an emotional and technical level 95-- Near perfect 90-- amazing 85-- Great 80-- Really good 75-- Pretty good 70-- Solid 65-- Decent 60-- Okay 55-- Passable 50-- Mediocre 45-- Disliked a bit 40-- Bad 35-- Pretty bad 30-- Really bad 25-- Terrible 20-- Hated it 15-- Near Unlistenable 10-- Unlistenable 5-- So bad it's good 0-- wondering if this constitutes as music
Cucurbita pepo 'Warty Goblin'
Edinburgh, Scotland
Hello, my name is Josh. I'm 22 and a plant & music obsessed, pansexual man. I'm also a huge (over)thinker who's left wing but keen to understand the other side! Also up for discussing music despite having no idea what I'm on about. Currently somewhat successfully balancing my horticulture course with finalising my end-of-year lists. Scoring system *90+ shows scales of perfection *85-89 is excellent *<50 is everyone else's <30 (My rating system is pretty kind to crap albums)
Yo Mama
Please ignore my 2019 reviews, they are really bad Honestly, about a 97+ is a pefect album. I just only give very specific albums 100s 100: Masterpiece 90-99: Amazing 80-89: Great 70-79: Really Good 60-69: Good 50-59: Average 40-49: Bad 30-39: Really Bad 20-29: Terrible 10-19: Just Awful 0-9: Angelic 2 The Core
New Hawaii
Music reviewer from the mythical land of YouTube. Most anything you see on here, I've talked about on there in much more detail.
FleetwoodGrips is Online 🌹
Queens, New York
Black Lives Matter✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿 21-year-old black bisexual 🏳️‍🌈 Aspie (He/Him). Peak Socialist. Artist, Illustration Major (Parsons School of Design) & philosophy/theology hoe who loves music and likes talking about music. There are those rare moments where I might reference philosophy in my review, but not often. These are more casual thoughts. May also occasionally shitpost here or there.
Nalchik, Russia. P.S: — tysm for 200 followers!
SOUND CHECK: I am 12 years old and I'm from Russia. I will be glad if you send me your music releases in shoutbox! I communicate and write reviews in English sometimes with google translator Favorites artists: George Michael, Kedr Livanskiy, Kesha, Crystal Castles, The xx,Gorillaz, BLACKPINK. Least favs: MJ, MBV and 100 gecs Favorite albums: Amnesty (I) by Crystal Castles, January Sun by Kedr Livanskiy. Favorite genres: Hip-hop, Slowcore.
this is my singles account hi
Jellico, TN
I'm just a guy who finds joy in discovering new music and expressing my opinions on it.
Next >>


October Playlist