CLJesse
C.L. Spooky
(CLJesse)
Arizona | HAPPY SPOOKY MONTH
Deftones - Ohms
Deftones
Ohms
92
Sep 25

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CLJesse -
100
[MY10 CHALLENGE: DAY 8]

My 100 today baybeeeeeee

“The futile, the futile, it outweighs the beautiful.”

This review is not for you. It is for me, and not a damned other soul. It's a middle finger to my mental state. A confrontation of my sexual frustrations. What is probably going to either be my best or worst review.

This isn’t going to be like anything else I’ve written. Don’t think this is gonna be like Wildlife, Garbage, or even The Devil and God are Raging ... read more

Recent Reviews

CLJesse -
7
How did anybody listen to this thing and thought it was acceptable to release? Genuinely? Everything about it is terrible and incompetent. Fuck this band, and fuck their insulting and condescending way of virtue signaling.

Go listen to Zeal & Ardor's new EP if you want a heavy project that actually talks about social issues in a way that isn't fucking braindead.
CLJesse -
30
"Guys, have you listened to new wave? What if we made that then fused it with literally all of the worst elements of modern pop rock! It's genius!"
CLJesse -
74
Guys what's cohesion? It's a big word and I don't understand it. My mom won't explain it to me. :(
CLJesse -
80
How tf did this band not get more attention? They're super good.
Oct 23, 2020
bruh my phone is dead help me
Oct 21, 2020
Hey! For a list I’m making, what is your feel good album?
Oct 20, 2020
Hello there! Sorry to bug you, but would you mind check out my EP? https://thedogwillsingtonight.bandcamp.com/album/building-on-fire-ep
Oct 16, 2020
absolutely delicious excellent choice
Oct 16, 2020
Oct 14, 2020
I don't exactly have a reputation for verbosity C.L. Jesse
Oct 13, 2020
name 2 albums ever made
About
I'm a 16 year old egirl that pretends that my musical opinions matter. My name is Charlise, and my aliases are C.L. Jesse, Johnny Truant, and AvenadeFan69. @PipePanic is my eboy.

Do not self promo in my shoutbox. It's annoying.

***96+ is equal to a 10/10 **
90-100: Masterpiece
80-89: Wonderful
70-79: Good/decent
60-69: Alright
50-59: Meh/Okay
40-49: Bad
30-39: Awful/Funny Bad
20-29: Trash
10-19: Disposable
0-9: Nonredeemable

Spotify: C.L. Jesse
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Rating Distribution
90-99
 
91

80-89
 
449

70-79
 
585

60-69
 
135

50-59
 
129

40-49
 
90

30-39
 
74

20-29
 
30

10-19
 
19

0-9
 
7

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