AOTY 2023
Weezer - OK Human
Jan 29, 2021
58
Oy vey Rivers, oy fucking vey. Why do I even expect anything more from this band at this point?

I remember about 2 weeks ago when this record was announced, I got immensely hyped because of the amazing artwork. Then Friday hit—"All My Favorite Songs" told me that this was just going to be another forgettable Weezer release. I had the slightest of hope that the rest of the record would be better than that single, but aside from "Numbers", that simply wasn't the case. Almost every track except for the one I enjoyed can simply be summarized with one word: uninteresting. I can barely remember most of this fucking album and I *just* listened to it.

If I am to be positive/explain why I gave it a 58 instead of a lower score, I find the actual orchestral elements to be very pleasant on the ears. The album is well produced and gives the organic instruments room to thrive in these (admittedly very bland) compositions. I also think Rivers' willowy voice perfectly fits these more delicate and grand tracks. The record also doesn't drag at all considering it's a brief 30 minutes.

However, as a whole, Weezer just once again bring little to the table. I'm not going to say any of this album sounds like AJR (it doesn't at all, what are some of y'all smoking) but I will say that it sounds derivative of other pop records. It's not bad by any means, but I have little to no reason to return to it. Nothing offensive, but not really worth your time.

FAVORITE: Numbers

LEAST FAVORITE(excluding interlude): Aloo Gobi

22 Comments
2y
Cringe opinion you don't get to speak to me again
2y
@LuckLoose sorry I don't like boring music Allen
2y
Change the score. CHANGE THE SCORE.
2y
But good review charlise you're amazing mwah
2y
@A4datBoi @LuckLoose I can't stop partying, partying
I can't stop partying, partying
I gotta have Patrón, I gotta have the beat
I gotta have a lot of pretty girls around me
Oh, I can't stop partying, partying
I can't stop, partying, partying
I gotta have the cars, I gotta have the jewels
And if you was me, honey, you would do it too
Monday to Sunday I hit all the clubs
And now e'rybody know me when I pull up
I got the real big posse with me, yeah I'm deep
And if you lookin' for me I'm in VIP
Just follow the smoke, they're bringing bottles of the Goose
And all the girls in the corner getting loose
Screw rehab I love my addiction
No sleep, no sleep, I am always on a mission cause
I can't stop partying, partying
I can't stop partying, partying
I gotta have Patrón, I gotta have the beat
I gotta have a lot of pretty girls around me
Oh, I can't stop partying, partying
I can't stop, partying, partying
I gotta have the cars, I gotta have the jewels
And if you was me, honey, you would do it too
2y
yay!
2y
Numbers is one of the worst songs on the album lmao
2y
@ThomasGuy can you point me to who asked
2y
@Charlise Rivers Cuomo did.
2y
yooooooo. same score, fave, and least fave. based af
2y
@BGL13 gang gang shit
2y
pain.
2y
Change the score Charlie, don't play smart with us either. 70 or higher, we're watching you.
2y
Change the score Charlie, don't play smart with us either. 70 or higher, we're watching you.
2y
Good Evening Ms. Charlise

I am inquiring if you've noticed that your rating of "Ok Human" stands at a 58. If you are already aware of this I excuse my ignorance but still rest urging that you should consider perhaps raising your score to a number within the ballpark of 70 I believe this would be beneficial to the wellbeing of potentially every contributor on this platform, although I admit that might sound outlandish.

Kind Regards

DomDaBomb
2y
@DomDaBomb okay but have you considered that the album is boring
2y
Good Evening Ms. Charlise

I am inquiring if you've noticed that your rating of "Ok Human" stands at a 58. If you are already aware of this I excuse my ignorance but still rest urging that you should consider perhaps raising your score to a number within the ballpark of 70 I believe this would be beneficial to the wellbeing of potentially every contributor on this platform, although I admit that might sound outlandish.

Kind Regards
LuckLoose
2y
@LuckLoose okay but have you considered that the album is boring
2y
no......
1y
About their second best album
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