FKA twigs - EUSEXUA
61

I don’t know what to feel… underwhelmed, maybe? There’s just nothing that really makes this LP stand out against other electronic records like Brat. It’s not bad, there just isn’t much special with this.

Low Roar - House in the Woods
93

TWO MONTHS IN and we may already have album of the year.

To be frank, this is one of the most beautiful folk/ambient albums I’ve ever had the pleasure of listening to. Every single track is haunting, captivating and immersive, the production is absolutely top notch, the lyrics are pure quality— the entire album is just masterful. For now, this may just be 2025’s best record yet, and they set a VERY high bar.

Central Cee - CAN'T RUSH GREATNESS
28

Central Cee has never provided anything of substance to music and this record is proof.

Daft Punk - Discovery
95

The best dance record ever. Bar none.

Manic Street Preachers - Critical Thinking
69

Carried so hard by the singles.

PARTYNEXTDOOR - $ome $exy $ongs 4 U
32

Bland, bloated and boring.

Nothing of substance on this PND and Drake collab barring like two or so songs. For starters, these are the worst beats I’ve ever heard Drake on… or for that matter, these are the worst beats I’ve heard from anyone in a good while.

Drake’s lyrics are also bad… or not, because he didn’t write a word on this album. It’s not VULTURES 2 or Eternal Atake 2 level bad but this could most definitely have stayed unreleased.

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Sabrina Carpenter - Short n' Sweet (Deluxe)
NR

Dolly Parton sounds like she’s about to knit be the best jumper you’ve ever seen

Squid - Cowards
90

Diving into dangerous, unknown territory, Squid’s third LP delivers in fashionable, dark, almost villainous style— easily my favourite project so far in 2025.

Inhaler - Open Wide
50

Lamest band on earth right now. This is just boring, mediocre indie that makes no effort to be innovative.

David Bowie - ★ [Blackstar]
100

The final climax of one of the greatest careers ever.

1. Blackstar (100)
2. I Can’t Give Everything Away (100)
3. Lazarus (100)
4. Girl Loves Me (100)
5. Dollar Days (100)
6. Sue (Or In A Season Of Crime) (97)
7. ‘‘Tis Pity She Was A Whore (96)

The Weeknd - Hurry Up Tomorrow
83

Singles like Sao Paolo were such a huge lead on because the rest of this is great. This is arguably his creative peak and the perfect send off to The Weeknd as a persona.

Ethel Cain - Perverts
70

While greatly flawed, I really appreciate the direction she’s going in. This is so unbelievably haunting.

Black Country, New Road - Besties
91

I am so unbelievably impressed. While it’s not what I was expecting in the slightest, it still feels incredibly true to their original sound while also diving completely into a new world. Georgia is absolutely incredible as the band’s new lead vocalist, the production is incredible as ever… there’s a few dodgy lines (“I’m a walking TikTok trend”) but then again they’ve always had not great lyricism sometimes. God they do music really fucking ... read more

Stereophonics - Performance and Cocktails
83

This band has one of the most inconsistent discographies ever but it’s no surprise that this is their magnum opus.

Catfish and the Bottlemen - The Ride
85

Their best work. Fight me.

Catfish and the Bottlemen - The Balcony
82

Every song obviously sounds the same, sure, but it more than makes up for it because the sound is REALLY fucking good. I’ll die on this hill that this sound cannot get overused at all. I love it so much.

Queen - A Night at the Opera
86

For a band so many consider legendary, there’s not a whole lot of iconic or good albums in their discography. This is, however, one of the exceptions.

Queen - Hot Space
31

The song list is so funny to look at. 10 of the worst songs in their discography and then there’s like one of the best songs ever made right at the end

Green Day - Father of All…
15

It’s embarrassing and extremely corny. Why would they put this out? It’s like if that “how do you do fellow kids” meme was an album. This reeks of millennial. It wouldn’t have surprised me if they added the millennial pause at the start of each song to top this off. Pissing me off

David Bowie - The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars
95

We actually didn’t have Five Years. This record was made in 1972 and we survived past 1977? Is he stupid?

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