Craigold

Craigold

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Craigold -
100
Sorry I've been gone recently, I was just dealing some drugs, but I have a story to tell about it. I was in an alleyway, cooking up my all-purpose flour, as you do, when an oily police man hollered at me. I glanced at him, and returned to my work. He shuffled his way through the trash bags and needles, and stood next to me. I didn't like how he was intruding on my space, so I asked him to shove off. He replied with, "Can I have some of that?" which confused me, I don't know what use ... read more

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Craigold -
100
Ayo Waddup, Toni Strombolli here, you can call me Craigold, today I'm gonna be showing you how to suck your own dick in FIVE EASY STEPS. And ladies (which I know a lot of them are here) don't you worry, because I'll be showing you the old Ouroboros trick - after class, ahaha, if you know what I mean. 🐸
First, you're gonna wanna lie down on a soft surface, a bed, a carpet, a furry's pelvic bone, whateva, and you might need to rest your head on something a bit propped up as well, a pillow ... read more
Craigold -
100
I've been on this small alcove of the internet for a year now, so I think it's time for a celebration.
Just hopped off the plane from Cuba, was just paying 2pac and David Bowie a visit, but my birthday was just around the corner, so I needed to plan. I called my good friends Greg Harris, Kevin Parkers, and Mr. Stevens. I would invite Jenny, but she's been dead for years... I miss that sheep... Who cares though. I drove my Cadillac El Dorado to the supermarket, took a few creepshots of some ... read more
Craigold -
0
맛있는 양념인 고추냉이는 베이글부터 피자, 오레오까지 모든 음식에 올려요. 그것은 마요네즈와 그들이 양 고추 냉이에 넣는 모든 것의 완벽한 조화입니다. 양 고추 냉이에 무가 있다고 가정하는 것이 논리적이지만 말을 믿을 수는 없습니다. 말은 변덕스러운 생물입니다.
Attention AOTY users, Craigold has contracted HIV and needs your attention! 🐴🐴🐴 Attention AOTY users, Craigold has contracted ... read more
Craigold -
80
Oh how I love farts. I've been infatuated with flatulence ever since my childhood. It all started when my mother, who was breast-feeding my 12 younger siblings, pushed out the fattest, most jagged flatus I had ever heard. I was in awe. Another time, this had to have been the 5th grade, my hottie teacher broke wind so loud, the entire school must've shook. The rest of the class laughed, but little did they know that was my sexual awakening. Another instance of my gas kink being formed was the ... read more
Craigold -
100
Amish life is not easy, but it's even more difficult when you have outsiders trying to ruin your day. I was going about, like a normal Amish citizen, harvesting some grain, when a goose-faced, wisecracking, suited old egg rattled his shaky bones from out of the forest, and over my way. I thought "Oh wonderous, another disturbed wrinkle suit halting my harvest." The old slobber-nut claimed to be a politician from out of state, which immediately sparked my disinterest. You see, here in ... read more

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Sep 21, 2021
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Sep 18, 2021
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Sep 12, 2021
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Sep 8, 2021
Hi craigold, I’m making a list about album/s that changed AOTY users music tastes, if u have any albums that introduced u to new genres or shook up the music u listen to or something like that, i’d love to know :))
Sep 4, 2021
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Sep 3, 2021
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80-89
 
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70-79
 
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50-59
 
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