AOTY 2022
Craigold

Craigold

-53.060745981601436, 73.41179944411661

Favorite Albums

Recent Ratings

Joanna Newsom - Ys
Joanna Newsom
Ys
100
Sep 11

Pinned Review

Björk - Vespertine
100
I fear I am turning into a lizard. Yesterday, I was at the nuclear power plant, which happened to have a large lizard population next door to it. Of course, the power plant shouldn't be THAT dangerouz, should it? I mean, I've been in theze thingz before, and they haven't cauzed me any life changing illnezzez, zo I zhouldn't be wowwied abut it. Butt, becausz god haytes me, the purplannt went KABLOOWIE ant i Was Send fling intoo a treee. I contunud wif mi dai liek nuthng hapnd, bcowse I am im a ... read more

Recent Reviews

Dead Kennedys - Plastic Surgery Disasters
90
Being a woman in this country is difficult, but do you want to know what's more difficult than that? Being a lesbian woman- being a CONSERVATIVE lesbian woman... With a transGENDER WIFE (she had to spell Transgrandeur for me)
I get no respect from my conservative peers and family, always disrespecting my beautiful wife, sending me death threats in the mail. Not only do I have to deal with liberal propaganda on Instagram, I also have to block punches when I walk into my parents' house? It's ... read more
DJ Shadow - Endtroducing...
100
Brass-faced Walter was a good friend of mine back in the 1970s. He had a goldish skin tone, a square-like head, and wore a deep maroon hoodie with a thick copper zipper. He had broad shoulders and stood a staggering six and a half feet tall. We would go fishing together on weekends, and while I was out working or conducting experiments in my garage, he was always on strange expeditions. Walter always used to tell me about his trips, but there was always something off about these tales, as if he ... read more
Jay-Z - Reasonable Doubt
100
As a hardcore hustler, it's no doubt that I'd acquire a hefty payload, but look at how my wealth has skyrocketed. I'm practically living in a mansion of gold at this point. Yours truly is sitting on a net worth of 83 billion dollars, and that number just keeps rising! How did I get ahold of all this money? Just your ordinary hustler activities, of course; up charging people in the ass for printer ink; stealing already profitable businesses and claiming them as my own; being born to rich parents ... read more
Fishmans - Long Season
100
Bonjour, ahem, h-heillo, I am famous 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓷𝓬𝓱 artisté Cráigold K. Robert, and today I will be painting, or possibly teaching you, reader, how to paint a pretty 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓷𝓬𝓱 sunset. First we find ouiselves a wooden stool, maybe Pedunculate oak seat would fit you, ah ha, I digress. You shall want yourself a 𝘗𝘦𝘥𝘶𝘯𝘤𝘶𝘭𝘢𝘵𝘦 easel, a palette, a peu pinceaux, maybe even that stool I was talking about. For le paints, you will need ... read more
MF DOOM - MM.. FOOD
100
This year, my parents finally invited me to Thanksgiving dinner. It had been 3 years since they last invited me, but I have finally regained their trust. In 2018, the last time I was there, I had burned the turkey, and bathed my dad in steaming cranberry sauce, but this year, that will not happen again. I packed my bags and drove to Chicago O'Hare airport, and I flew all the way down to Atlanta, where my parents live. My flight was comfortable, as I finally got to spend my AOTY cash on first ... read more

Shoutbox

1d
You deleted some of your reviews. Why?
1w
Thank you for the follow
3w
Hello Craigold! I'm working on a community list for the top 50 jazz records of all time (any subgenre with jazz counts as well). What are your top 5 favorite jazz albums of all time? Thank you in advance if you choose to participate!!!
4w
i love you craigold
1mo
*rating
1mo
how does your review system work
1mo
Thanks for following!!
1mo
I cannot choose between you or gamer44 as the best reviewer on this site. It is so difficult. You would understand the stiff competition between the madman, right? you gotta up your game my g
2mo
100% fair, he had it coming if he'd just escape like that after all the food and water you gave him. You'll need to find a new guy to write reviews I guess.

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Stop asking me to make more reviews, I had to donate my brain to a kid who was born without one, so I don't have thoughts anymore.

Rating Distribution

90-99
 
4

80-89
 
3

70-79
 
4

60-69
 
3

50-59
 
3

40-49
 
1

30-39
 
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20-29
 
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10-19
 
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