Oh, I wasn't lying either. This account is dedicated to sex now. I will now list every celebrity off the top of my head that I will have sex with: Kanye West, J.K Rowling, Michael Phelps, Buddha, Jesus, Solid Snake, Jack Black, Jack White, Jerry Seinfeld, James Cordon, DJ Khaled, Eminem, KRS One, Yasiin Bey, John Lennon, Michael Jackson, Lou Reed, Ice Cube, Cakenator, Tupac Shakur, Christopher Wallace, Paul McCartney, Ringo Starr, Michael Bay, Jay Leno, Hedwig the fucking owl, my neighbor Todd, ...
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