Best of 2021

Weezer - OK Human
Weezer
OK Human
100
Jan 30
slowthai - TYRON
slowthai
TYRON
70
Feb 13

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Craigold -
100
I'm really sick. mucus slugs are dripping from my nose like my grandma's leaky kitchen faucet. I can't stop sneezing either. Whenever I sneeze, a little chunk of cartilage gets darted across the room, or, because I'm responsible, into my arm. I can't even eat a granola bar without wanting to keel over and spew my guts on the bathroom tiles. I had plans today, but the god's struck me down with a mysterious illness. I just have to sit at my desk with this beige box of tissues. I have a way to ... read more
Craigold -
50
It's April 30th, and DJ Khaled has released his... Shit, how many albums does this guy have? Besides the point. Today is the day: I will meet DJ Khaled. I was headed on my way to Miami anyways, so this would be the perfect pitstop. I pulled my Cadillac El Dorado next to a fountain of what I presume to be Khaled peeing. What a strange entrance, but this was Khaled, so what do I expect. And look at what we have here, some security guards. I told them that I was a fan of DJ Khaled's music since my ... read more
Craigold -
70
I'm a J-walker, and I'm proud. The law is always pestering me use the crosswalks, but what do I look like? A pussy? Well, you are what you eat after all. I don't ONLY J-walk though, I play frogger on the highways. I've only been hit 2 times, and look at how I came out: completelyyyyy fineee. I can scientifically prove that I'm the ballsiest pedestrian in my town... By jumping from a bridge onto a busy freeway. And I'm going to do it right now...!
So now, I've arrived at the The Lilac Road ... read more
Craigold -
100
Fuk you Creggold. Your reviews are as pointless as your existence on this platform. You don't even write about the music. Instead, you just slap a 100 on anything remotely good and talk about sex. I'm sick of your lazy shitposting on this super serious music rating website. Every time you write a nonsensical piece of satire on here, it makes a part of me die. I remember when this site was about sharing your musickal taste and writing essays on why In The Aeroplane Over The Sea is the greatest ... read more
Craigold -
90
Happy EASTER 🎉🎉 you snow 🐰🐰🐰 BUNNY hoes! It’s time to HOP 🏃‍♂️ over to DADDY’s ⛪️ CHURCH so he can fuck 😩😩 u like a RABBIT. Be sure to ride that COCK 🍆🍆 until your EASTER BASKET is full of EGGS 🥚🥚🥚 and DADDIES CUMMIES 💦💦💖. After that u better BUNNY hop your way to GOD’s 🙌 house so the PASTOR😄🤵 can tell u to get on your KNEES until you’re FORGIVEN in the EYES👁👁 of the LORD⛪. JESUS👼 is ... read more

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May 1, 2021
Goldcraig
Apr 29, 2021
Cum and balls
Apr 28, 2021
Did you delete some reviews or did you actually reach 1k with only 70 reviews because that's insane
Apr 28, 2021
Your dad pussy
Apr 26, 2021
Craigold the legend
Apr 16, 2021
Daddy gold
Apr 13, 2021
(gay) gold???
Apr 12, 2021
❤️❤️❤️
Apr 11, 2021
You are the funniest user on the site. Continue spreading love and making all of us laugh!!! Have an amazing day :D
Apr 10, 2021
What is your favourite album to listen to when intoxicated (for a list)

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Rating Distribution

90-99
 
4

80-89
 
3

70-79
 
5

60-69
 
3

50-59
 
3

40-49
 
1

30-39
 

20-29
 
1

10-19
 
1

0-9
 
3

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