Craigold

I've been on this small alcove of the internet for a year now, so I think it's time for a celebration.
Just hopped off the plane from Cuba, was just paying 2pac and David Bowie a visit, but my birthday was just around the corner, so I needed to plan. I called my good friends Greg Harris, Kevin Parkers, and Mr. Stevens. I would invite Jenny, but she's been dead for years... I miss that sheep... Who cares though. I drove my Cadillac El Dorado to the supermarket, took a few creepshots of some ... read more

맛있는 양념인 고추냉이는 베이글부터 피자, 오레오까지 모든 음식에 올려요. 그것은 마요네즈와 그들이 양 고추 냉이에 넣는 모든 것의 완벽한 조화입니다. 양 고추 냉이에 무가 있다고 가정하는 것이 논리적이지만 말을 믿을 수는 없습니다. 말은 변덕스러운 생물입니다.
Attention AOTY users, Craigold has contracted HIV and needs your attention! 🐴🐴🐴 Attention AOTY users, Craigold has contracted ... read more

Oh how I love farts. I've been infatuated with flatulence ever since my childhood. It all started when my mother, who was breast-feeding my 12 younger siblings, pushed out the fattest, most jagged flatus I had ever heard. I was in awe. Another time, this had to have been the 5th grade, my hottie teacher broke wind so loud, the entire school must've shook. The rest of the class laughed, but little did they know that was my sexual awakening. Another instance of my gas kink being formed was the ... read more

Amish life is not easy, but it's even more difficult when you have outsiders trying to ruin your day. I was going about, like a normal Amish citizen, harvesting some grain, when a goose-faced, wisecracking, suited old egg rattled his shaky bones from out of the forest, and over my way. I thought "Oh wonderous, another disturbed wrinkle suit halting my harvest." The old slobber-nut claimed to be a politician from out of state, which immediately sparked my disinterest. You see, here in ... read more