Craigold

Craigold

The writing and scheming room

Favorite Albums

Recent Ratings

JAY-Z - Reasonable Doubt
JAY-Z
Reasonable Doubt
100
Jan 28, 2022
Fishmans - LONG SEASON
Fishmans
LONG SEASON
100
Dec 21, 2021
MF DOOM - MM..FOOD
MF DOOM
MM..FOOD
100
Nov 25, 2021
Michael Jackson - Thriller
Michael Jackson
Thriller
100
Oct 30, 2021
Joanna Newsom - Ys
Joanna Newsom
Ys
100
Sep 11, 2021
Miles Davis - Kind of Blue
Miles Davis
Kind of Blue
100
Aug 12, 2021

Pinned Review

Björk - Vespertine
100
I fear I am turning into a lizard. Yesterday, I was at the nuclear power plant, which happened to have a large lizard population next door to it. Of course, the power plant shouldn't be THAT dangerouz, should it? I mean, I've been in theze thingz before, and they haven't cauzed me any life changing illnezzez, zo I zhouldn't be wowwied abut it. Butt, becausz god haytes me, the purplannt went KABLOOWIE ant i Was Send fling intoo a treee. I contunud wif mi dai liek nuthng hapnd, bcowse I am im a ... read more

Recent Reviews

Dead Kennedys - Plastic Surgery Disasters
90
Being a woman in this country is difficult, but do you want to know what's more difficult than that? Being a lesbian woman- being a CONSERVATIVE lesbian woman... With a transGENDER WIFE (she had to spell Transgrandeur for me)
I get no respect from my conservative peers and family, always disrespecting my beautiful wife, sending me death threats in the mail. Not only do I have to deal with liberal propaganda on Instagram, I also have to block punches when I walk into my parents' house? It's ... read more
DJ Shadow - Endtroducing.....
100
Brass-faced Walter was a good friend of mine back in the 1970s. He had a goldish skin tone, a square-like head, and wore a deep maroon hoodie with a thick copper zipper. He had broad shoulders and stood a staggering six and a half feet tall. We would go fishing together on weekends, and while I was out working or conducting experiments in my garage, he was always on strange expeditions. Walter always used to tell me about his trips, but there was always something off about these tales, as if he ... read more
JAY-Z - Reasonable Doubt
100
As a hardcore hustler, it's no doubt that I'd acquire a hefty payload, but look at how my wealth has skyrocketed. I'm practically living in a mansion of gold at this point. Yours truly is sitting on a net worth of 83 billion dollars, and that number just keeps rising! How did I get ahold of all this money? Just your ordinary hustler activities, of course; up charging people in the ass for printer ink; stealing already profitable businesses and claiming them as my own; being born to rich parents ... read more
Fishmans - LONG SEASON
100
Bonjour, ahem, h-heillo, I am famous 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓷𝓬𝓱 artisté Cráigold K. Robert, and today I will be painting, or possibly teaching you, reader, how to paint a pretty 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓷𝓬𝓱 sunset. First we find ouiselves a wooden stool, maybe Pedunculate oak seat would fit you, ah ha, I digress. You shall want yourself a 𝘗𝘦𝘥𝘶𝘯𝘤𝘶𝘭𝘢𝘵𝘦 easel, a palette, a peu pinceaux, maybe even that stool I was talking about. For le paints, you will need ... read more
MF DOOM - MM..FOOD
100
This year, my parents finally invited me to Thanksgiving dinner. It had been 3 years since they last invited me, but I have finally regained their trust. In 2018, the last time I was there, I had burned the turkey, and bathed my dad in steaming cranberry sauce, but this year, that will not happen again. I packed my bags and drove to Chicago O'Hare airport, and I flew all the way down to Atlanta, where my parents live. My flight was comfortable, as I finally got to spend my AOTY cash on first ... read more

Shoutbox

10h
RIP to the goat
1w
he, died?
2w
YES! I HAVE DONE IT!

My list is finally finished! Thank y’all so much for all the patience and support! You can now see where your favorite singles of 2023 rank in my user accumulative list! If you are a newer follower of mine, you can add your favorite singles of the year in the comments. Check the list out right here:

https://www.albumoftheyear.org/user/thearcticdonkey/list/165114/aoty-users-favorite-singles-of-the-year-thank-you-so-much-for-200-followers/

Once again, thank you so much for being patient. This took so much longer than I thought. I hope you enjoy it though! ✌️
3w
Hey Craigold! Hope you're doing well, I'm not exactly closing in on 500 followers, but I am beginning to roll-out submission requests as to the project that I'm looking to undertake for it. If you'd like to take part, please fill out this short questionnaire, and as always thank you for following me and overall being an awesome person! https://forms.gle/FjrJiKqLF1pkA4MJ6
4w
Hello, Craig,

Just put together a video for a song I made in my bedroom. Official single is out Feb 9th. Check it out if you’d like to. Thanks!

https://youtu.be/NF9d-nIpKdA?feature=shared
1mo
its been six months since craigold posted anything




























come back
1mo
What’s up, Craigold? I know you probably get a lot of these, but this is important. To celebrate the end of the year in music and two hundred followers, I’m creating my first community list! All you have to do is send me your top 5 singles of the year! They can be ranked or not– it doesn’t matter. Also, you can add up to two honorable mentions! Here’s my list for reference:

1. Bending Hectic by The Smile
2. The Gods Must Be Crazy by Armand Hammer
3. Sorry Not Sorry by Tyler the Creator
4. The Blades by Squid
5. SCARING THE HOES by JPEGMAFIA and Danny Brown

Honorable Mentions: We Shine At Night by Parannoul, Jenn’s Terrific Vacation by Danny Brown

Each song in the top five equals 2 points. Each honorable mention equals 1 point . After I get some entries, I’m gonna tally up all the points to see what the top songs were. I’ll contact you when the list is out! Peace! ✌️
1mo
hey craigold, love ur reviews, they make me horny sometimes
ime here to ask if you can recommend me an album to listen, any shit that you like, thanks for reading
may the ska music bless you
1mo
has jay z
1mo
legend

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To all Craigold fans out there, please do not request more reviews. Craigold had to donate his brain to a child who was born without one, so he's unable to write any more reviews. He also DIED very tragically in an ice skating incident.

- Sincerely, Craigold's very caring and kind mother.

Rating Distribution

90-99
 
4

80-89
 
3

70-79
 
4

60-69
 
3

50-59
 
3

40-49
 
1

30-39
 
1

20-29
 
1

10-19
 
1

0-9
 
4

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