Music to Be Murdered By - Side B

Sometimes I lie in bed, just thinking about dicks. I'm not gay, definitely not, but sometimes I have to admire the sanctity of male genitalia. Sometimes, I ponder what penises taste like. Not out of desire, but out of sheer curiosity. Are they sweet like honey, or are they bitter like coffee? Of course, I can't reach my own without causing myself major pain, so I just have to question these things without ever finding the answer. Do black people's balls taste different from a white man's? I do truly want to know. I'm telling you once more, I am not gay, I just really want to know how one tastes, and how one would feel at the back of the throat. Is it pleasurable in the more common sense of the word, or is it more of a masochistic pleasure gained from being choked? Please tell me guys, I want to know.