Illmatic

You know what bothers me most in this world? Children. Toddlers more specifically. Babies? They are fine. Their cute faces counteract their heinous acts. Toddlers on the other hand have disgusting faces that not even a mother could love. I've yet to meet a toddler worth meeting. They're like babies with more brain functionality, but all they use that functionality for is to demand their disgruntled parents to get ANOTHER Barbie dream house set. And just to add on top of that, baby teeth are stupid. Baby teeth are too soft, and too small to get anything done. Can a toddler chew up a supreme manwich? I didn't think so. Anyone who thinks children under 7 and over 2 are cute clearly have mental issues of their own, and should be locked up into padded cells. This is why adoption is the best method of raising a child, because the child can be any race, either gender, older than 7, and you can still suck dicks! I'm right, and if you disagree, you are 4 years old, or get disability benefits. Whichever one it is, I am right, and you are wrong.