Liars - TFCF
Liars
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Jun 9, 2018
2
Hoo boy! What a man! What a musician! I sure do reckon that quite possibly this is the best music ever written!

At least, that's what the radio tells me.

I have the unfortunate situation in living in a reality where people at work love the repetitiveness of the mundane and choose to listen to the same radio station every day, that doesn't change what it plays...EVER.

If you have to listen to Perfect, 7 times a day, 5 days a week, your week is going to be anything less than perfect. On top of ... read more
Jun 9, 2018
47
One of the worst reviewed albums on here.

But why!? It has a cute doggo doing a sweet ass jump on the cover.

But wait!! A dog surely couldn't jump that high could it?

Someone threw that dog in the air!! Call animal services!!
Jun 9, 2018
0
I live somewhere where Wendy's doesn't exist.

I can only imagine this being piped through a spit riddled, warped Yamaha speaker in the corner of a greasy diner full of spotty, pre-pubescent shitstains, who are giving their tracksuit wearing mopped hair mothers a load of 'beef' while they scream holy hell in their dumb ass little faces.

Sounds like a dream. A dream I'll never have. Oh well...
Jun 9, 2018
60
Beck originally thought 'Wow' was a bad song, but later released it as a single because his children made him. I assume at gun point.

Anyway, Beck should have let them shoot him, but not before he erased all master tapes of that awful song and then rewrite some new material to replace all the other piss poor tracks that they must have previously blackmailed him into putting on here.
Jun 9, 2018
57
I forgot this came out this year, then after rating it I remembered why I forgot.

It's...alright. It does feel like I'm caught in a time bubble when listening to it though. I can imagine 14 year old me would have loved this if it was released in 2000. But it wasn't. It was released in 2018.

I'm now 31, and I have no time for this bullshit Maynard and friends. What happened to that new Tool album? Oh wait, don't bother. I don't need more memories with fecal matter sprayed all over them.
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