A Farewell to Kings

INTRO: 6.5/10
OFF THE RIP: 4.5/10
BOP: 5/10
VIBEZ: 5.5/10
POP STAR: 5.5/10
GOSPEL: 3.5/10
iPHONE: 3/10
TOES: 3.5/10
REALLY: 2.5/10
PROLLY HEARD: 3/10
RAW SHIT: 3/10
THERE HE GO: 1.5/10
XXL: 3/10

i did not listen to this in optimal conditions but somehow i dont feel like my scores would be any different i i did

TRUST!: 7/10
DIRTY!: 7.5/10
NEMO!: 5.5/10
END CREDITS!: 7/10
HAZARD DUTY PAY!: 7.5/10
GOD DON'T LIKE UGLY!: 6.5/10
WHAT KINDA RAPPIN' IS THIS?: 7.5/10
THOTS PRAYER!: 7/10
ARE U HAPPY?: 7.5/10
REBOUND!: 7.5/10
💯: 7/10
OG!: 7/10
DIKEMBE!: 7/10
TIRED, NERVOUS & BROKE: 7.5/10
🔥: 7/10
NICE!: 6/10
BMT!: 6.5/10
THE GHOST OF RANKING DREAD!: 7.5/10
DAM! DAM! DAM!: ... read more

(score for Dancing Queen)

i guess this was my 200th """"review"""" sure maybe ill write something for real here idk

im crying real tears

I have no god damn clue how to score this

(score for #3)

(score for There, There)

(score for Money)

not quite as memorable or impressive as imaginal disk but still sonically and technically impressive. seems like the habit of their tracks segueing seamlessly into one another is just a recurring theme and not a one-off

The End: NR
Mercurial World: 8/10
Dawning of the Season: 8.5/10
Secrets (Your Fire): 9/10
You Lose!: 9/10
Something for 2: 7.5/10
Chaeri: 8/10
Halfway: 7.5/10
Hysterical Us: 8.5/10
Prophecy: 7/10
Follow The Leader: 7/10
Domino: 8/10
Dreamcatching: 8/10
The Beginning: 8.5/10

listened to this in a youtube watch together and was bombarded by obnoxious ads and had to switch to a browser tab so my adblocker could work i am contemplating shareholder genocide i would rather do that than give another penny to these insufferable leeches on society #killyoutubeadmins #supportublockorigin

now on the flip side of talking about one of the most hateable things of all time this album is one of the least hateable things ive listened to. really pretty album! thanks faucet for ... read more

"my scores for this might as well be rolled on a dice i cant fucking tell this shit apart dude" - helvetica666

shoutout to the line on i am impossible about turning a smash player into a shooter maybe lucy should get a side gig as a fortuneteller

Speakers Never Learn: 7/10
G6 Anthem: 7/10
Ultraviolet: 6.5/10
2010 Justin Bieber: 7.5/10
Smackdown: 6.5/10
Fenty Face: 7.5/10
Made In Italy: 7/10
Tout Naturel: 7/10
Finish Him: 6/10
Ouija: 6.5/10
I Am Impossible: 6.5/10
Cara Mia: ... read more

mogged by 93punx

Solar's Departure: 2.5/10
Air Mattress: 1/10
First Day Out The Hospital: 1/10
Game Changer: 1.5/10
One Year Max: 3/10
Knee Surgery Tomorrow: 2/10
Issabella's Untimely Deportation: 2/10
Tired of Being A Simp: 1.5/10
Solar's Unsuccessful Attempt To Return: 2/10
White Chicks: 1.5/10
10 Bands On Solar: 1/10
Diddy Games: 1/10
Sex Crimes: 0.5/10
Moving Slow: 1/10
Industry Planet: 1/10
Balcony: 2.5/10
Thinking Of You: 3/10
BUMMY: 2/10
Back In The DMV: 2/10
Issabelle: ... read more

There is nothing I can say about Undertale that has not already been said hundreds of times. Toby Fox is a master of the arts. The storyline is unforgettable and only enhanced by the incredible soundtrack that complements the events of the game perfectly. I often joke to myself that Toby is "a storywriter first, a musician second, and a game developer third" because as enjoyable as the gameplay itself is it is far from the highlight of the game. it is absolutely worth playing ... read more

You've been Phonked! Recommend this to a friend to totally Phonk them!

track ratings (scoring these on how hard they made me laugh because im not sure how else to go about it)
[untitled]: 7.5/10
Cassius Thundercock: 9/10
Labubu: 7/10
W Speed: 7.5/10
Spamming W's in Kai Cenats Chat: 8.5/10
Beast Land: 8/10
Drift Phonk: 6/10
Wabi Sabi: 5/10 (this one is like almost listenable gavin what are you doing)
Trained Ears: 8/10
Phonked: 9/10

i have unfortunately heard the source material for this

ive lost it

improving femur breaker technology by managing to accomplish the task with audio only. gavinzbeats is an innovator

the very last two words in the speak it mountains are six seven and i dont know how to feel about that

listening to this before any of my internet peers was not something i expected to do but here we are. kinda wish this was more like notably bad or something somehow but its honestly just. boring. i have almost nothing to say about it. gng

Phoner to Arizona: 6.5/10
Revolving Doors: 7/10
Hillbilly Man: 5.5/10
Detroit: 6/10
Shy-Town: 6.5/10
Little Pink Plastic Bags: 6.5/10
The Joplin Spider: ... read more

i know i just said on demon days that it was crazy consistent but it was still like 7.5-10 variance. now this is like actually capital c Crazy consistent. even though nothing here quite hits the level of feel good inc or el mañana for me (except empire ants) absolutely everything here is really really good and distinct enough in their own ways to avoid the issue of songs on an album blurring together. will definitely revisit this sometime down the line because its just that ... read more

guess we're doing this now huh

crazy consistent and has some legendary tracks. the singles might be the highlights but impressively everything else keeps up that insanely high standard

Intro: NR
Last Living Souls: 7.5/10
Kids With Guns: 8.5/10
O Green World: 8.5/10
Dirty Harry: 9/10
Feel Good Inc.: 10/10
El Mañana: 10/10
Every Planet We Reach Is Dead: 8.5/10
November Has Come: 9/10
All Alone: 8/10
White Light: 8/10
DARE: 9.5/10
Fire Coming Out of the Monkey's Head: ... read more