Daft Punk - Random Access Memories
93

Wii U is Beast
Daft Punk = Awesome
Homework = Boring

2am solo listening session goes crazy. i heard a drumless version of within and a shorter version of lose yourself to dance im not sure how much that impacts the scores but good enough. tldr This Fucking Peaks

Give Life Back to Music: 9.5/10
The Game of Love: 8.5/10
Giorgio by Moroder: 10/10
Within: 8.5/10
Instant Crush: 10/10
Lose Yourself to Dance: 9.5/10
Touch: 9.5/10
Get Lucky: 10/10
Beyond: 9/10
Motherboard: 9/10
Fragments of Time: ... read more

The Living Tombstone - Rust
67

same situation as zero_one sure whatever

most of the complaints with this are blown out of proportion but the mixing being uhhhh Like That is real

Kill Us All: 6/10
Be Alone: 8/10
I Walk Ahead Of You: 5/10
Somebody: 8/10
Rust: 5/10
Boulder: 4.5/10
Orphans: 8.5/10
Goliath: 8.5/10
Malibu Pier: 8/10
This Will Be Our Year: 5.5/10

The Living Tombstone - zero_one
77

ive heard this album before so i might as well put it here i guess sure

two word review: its fun

What I Want: 7/10
Drunk: 9/10
Can't Wait: 5.5/10
lazy: 9/10
Sunburn: 8.5/10
Long Time Friends: 8.5/10
zero_one: 7/10
Animal: 9/10
Fly Away: 6.5/10
Chosen: 7/10

FazieFunbear - Playtime with Percy (Original Game Soundtrack)
80

im stunned this is even here

the ost may not be the highlight of this game but that doesnt mean tamaterrorz and percys best friend arent bangers

track ratings (i wouldve put this here anyways because i couldnt rate tracks when i first made an account and this dumb habit stuck but also they are literally not even here yet so i did the honors of suggesting them myself)

One Last Week - 7.5/10
Offer On The Wall - 8/10
Frenemies: 7.5/10
Shift Complete! - NR
Post-Task Routine: 7/10
Canine Cadet: ... read more

Chance the Rapper - The Big Day
20

I'm goin to find u.. then I'm goin to hug u :thinking: this friend loving af :joy::joy::joy::joy:

All Day Long: 3/10
Do You Remember: 4/10
Eternal: 3.5/10
Hot Shower: 1/10
We Go High: 2/10
I Got You (Always and Forever): 3.5/10
Photo Ops (Skit): NR
Roo: 2.5/10
The Big Day: 0.5/10
Let's Go On The Run: 0/10
Handsome: 1.5/10
Big Fish: 2/10
Ballin Flossin: 1.5/10
4 Quarters in the Black (Skit): NR
5 Year Plan: 2.5/10
Get a Bag: 1/10
Slide Around: 1.5/10
Sun Come Down: 2/10
Found a ... read more

Macklemore & Ryan Lewis - Spoons
0

listening to this should qualify as sexual harassment

placement on my worst songs list: #39

Death Grips - Government Plates
60

sometimes im not sure why i stick around for these listening sessions

my track ratings might just be guesswork the middle section of the album all blended together

You Might Think He Loves You For Your Money but I Know What He Really Loves You for It's Your Brand New Leopard Skin Pillbox Hat: 7.5/10
Anne Bonny: 6.5/10
Two Heavens: 6.5/10
This Is Violence Now (Don't Get Me Wrong): 6/10
Birds: 6/10
Feels Like a Wheel: 6/10
I'm Overflow: 5.5/10
Big House:
Government Plates: ... read more

Kanye West - BULLY
41

the most impressive thing about this album is the fact that it dropped at all

KING: 6/10
THIS A MUST: 4.5/10
FATHER: 6/10
ALL THE LOVE: 7/10
PUNCH DRUNK: 5/10
WHATEVER WORKS: 4/10
MAMA'S FAVORITE: 4.5/10
SISTERS AND BROTHERS: 3.5/10
BULLY: 4/10
HIGHS AND LOWS: 4/10
I CAN'T WAIT: 4.5/10
WHITE LINES: 3.5/10
CIRCLES: 1.5/10
PREACHER MAN: 2/10
BEAUTY AND THE BEAST: 4/10
DAMN: 3/10
LAST BREATH: 3/10
THIS ONE HERE: 3/10

Earl Sweatshirt - FEET OF CLAY
64

stop playing east bro youre scaring the hoes

74: 6/10
EAST: Fuck
MTOMB: 6.5/10
OD: 6.5/10
EL TORO COMBO MEAL: 7/10
TISK TISK / COOKIES: 6.5/10
4N: 6/10

Lucy Bedroque - Fête de la Vanille
80

todays episode of "unserious music reviewer randomly decides "yeah sure lets listen to something""

a couple of my internet friends all listened to this in their own time at the request of A Certain Someone (faucet) who might be obsessed with lucy and music in general, so having nothing better to do on a friday morning here we are. its not the craziest thing ever but it overall has a dreamy vibe to it that i quite like. the two tracks in the middle are notably shorter and ... read more

Speaker Knockerz - The Goat
NR

The "Goat" - Graverobber Of All Time

this shouldnt even be counted as an album because theres no reason to tank the average of an artist who did not make this but yeah its a 0 on principle

Radiohead - Creep
100

#CREEPSWEEP #CREEPISKING #THEIRBESTSONG

Jelly Roll - Lighter
16

florida georgia line type beat

Hobo Johnson - The Revenge of Hobo Johnson
11

i would probably want to kill hobo johnson after this if it wasnt for my headphones cutting out for like 10 seconds every 30 seconds so i instead want to kill the mfs who made these garbage things

Anton LaVey: 2.5/10
I want to see the World: 0/10
I want you Back: 0.5/10
My Therapist:
Jordans House: 1.5/10
Prequel to Animal Farm: 2/10
You Want a Baby: 1.5/10
You Need Help: 1/10
Song 9 (the Government's Not Great): 0/10
Outro: 1(?)/10

Eminem - Revival
10

if revival goes this horribly wrong you might as well just call it necromancy

Walk On Water: 4.5/10
Believe: 2.5/10
Chloraseptic: 1/10
Untouchable: -5/10
River: 4/10
Remind Me (Intro): NR
Remind Me: -3/10
Revival (Interlude): NR
Like Home: 1.5/10
Bad Husband: 2/10
Tragic Endings: 2.5/10
Framed: 0/10
Nowhere Fast: 1.5/10
Heat: -5/10
Offended: -5/10
Need Me: 2/10
In Your Head: 3/10
Castle: 6/10
Arose: 5/10

Eminem - Encore
31

the gross-out humor in this is really effective! as in, it is completely revolting to listen to. was that the goal? maybe. does that make it a good album? fuck no

Curtains Up: NR
Evil Deeds: 4.5/10
Never Enough: 6.5/10
Yellow Brick Road: 6/10
Like Toy Soldiers: 6.5/10
Mosh: 5.5/10
Puke: 1/10
My 1st Single: -1/10
Paul: NR
Rain Man: 3/10
Big Weenie: -3/10
Em Calls Paul: 2.5/10
Just Lose It: 1.5/10
Ass Like That: -5/10
Spend Some Time: 4/10
Mockingbird: 8/10
Crazy In Love: 2.5/10
One Shot 2 ... read more

Sintel - Top Ten most Epic fish of all time
75

fisg

+/-5 i didnt actually listen to this with ratings in mind but its nice

SPALEXMA - Charlie Kirk Forever Alive
0

i didnt listen to it but come on

dedicated to faucet to show you dont have to listen to things to give them the score they deserve

Death Grips - Exmilitary
70

shocker of the century: i do not care for death grips

Beware: 7/10
Guillotine: 7/10
Spread Eagle Cross the Block: 6.5/10
Lord of the Game: 7.5/10
Takyon (Death Yon): 8/10
Cut Throat (Instrumental): 6/10
Klink: 7/10
Culture Shock: 7/10
5D: NR
Thru the Walls: 7.5/10
Known for it: 7/10
I want it I need it (Death Heated): 7/10
Blood Creepin: 7/10

Hopsin - Haywire
25

swizzz might have the worst voice of any rapper in the entire industry

highlight of the album was the 30 or so seconds of the random song that somehow snuck into the playlist we used to listen to this despite not being part of the album

Funk Volume: 2/10
Bad Motherf*cker: 0.5/10
Too Far Gone: 2.5/10
It's All Good Now: 4/10
Lucifer Effect: 1/10
I Make the World Spin: 4.5/10
Blow a Cloud: -
Odds by Thugga Massina: 10/10
Turn It Up: 3.5/10
Really Wanna Know: 4.5/10
The Hop Train: ... read more

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