erik

This album is what happens when a forty-year-old with nothing better to do tries to be like 5 Seconds of Summer and Big Time Rush only using Garageband and auto-tune. The result is as horrible as you'd expect.

I'll admit, "Smooshed That Cocoon" and "This Must Be The Placenta" didn't give a lot of good first impressions; they're basically the audio equivalent of the worst, annoying kind of a mildly autistic child (I'm a high-functioning autistic, so don't @ me). But the later tracks really wowed me in terms of the tone mixture; songs like "Grange Hex Stream," "Cha Cha Cha Chakra," and "Two-Toothed Troll" are moody, seemingly pieces that always show ... read more

#666 on the 2015 ratings as of writing. So thus I'm giving this album a 66 out of 100.

Kidding. I added other critic scores

Average music for a genre that involves average twenty, thirty, and fourty-something people screaming or breathing heavily into a microhpone. I like it