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*Only the film Cuties had a worse critic-user opinion disparity.*
There are thousands of Garageband-loop-based songs like those on Spare Ribs recorded with laptop mics on Soundcloud. Yet for some reason publications like Gigwise and NME had to make the album sound like a classic record as much as possible. Actually, no, they didn't try. "Stunning production," "scabrous lyrics" and "f--king faultless"? Get out of here, this nonsense is goodless. Sleaford Mods (or ... read more
There are thousands of Garageband-loop-based songs like those on Spare Ribs recorded with laptop mics on Soundcloud. Yet for some reason publications like Gigwise and NME had to make the album sound like a classic record as much as possible. Actually, no, they didn't try. "Stunning production," "scabrous lyrics" and "f--king faultless"? Get out of here, this nonsense is goodless. Sleaford Mods (or ... read more
Recent Reviews
This is the ultimate example of a "Complete's Hack Guide to Musicmaking" in album form... Lyrically, you feel like you're listening to stock music version of types of songs done by millions of others... the platitude-ish inspiration songs, the singer-songwriter story songs, lyrical themes you'd often find in white-man-with-acoustic-guitar songs, you name it.... I don't want to know what a stock version of Death Grips would be like from Adam.
The instrumentals are also so static. ... read more
The instrumentals are also so static. ... read more
This album is what happens when a forty-year-old with nothing better to do tries to be like 5 Seconds of Summer and Big Time Rush only using Garageband and auto-tune. The result is as horrible as you'd expect.
I'll admit, "Smooshed That Cocoon" and "This Must Be The Placenta" didn't give a lot of good first impressions; they're basically the audio equivalent of the worst, annoying kind of a mildly autistic child (I'm a high-functioning autistic, so don't @ me). But the later tracks really wowed me in terms of the tone mixture; songs like "Grange Hex Stream," "Cha Cha Cha Chakra," and "Two-Toothed Troll" are moody, seemingly pieces that always show ... read more
#666 on the 2015 ratings as of writing. So thus I'm giving this album a 66 out of 100.
Kidding. I added other critic scores
Kidding. I added other critic scores
Average music for a genre that involves average twenty, thirty, and fourty-something people screaming or breathing heavily into a microhpone. I like it
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Rating Distribution
100
6
90-99
32
80-89
36
70-79
29
60-69
8
50-59
2
40-49
5
30-39
4
20-29
4
10-19
6
0-9
14
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