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65+ are save worthy. 75+ are certified fresh or your money back. 85+ are the projects of my life.
my back is killing me baby

I like music
I just found out that this bio exhists about a year into being apart of this page. I am very amateur at reviewing music and often times just go off of personal feelings or impressions. I review mostly rap music because I find that the most easy to enjoy and understand regularly, but I branch off to different genres when it grabs my attention. Excuse some really bad or cringe-worthy reviews because I am pretty new to music and go on lots of tangents.
attempting the nuanced art of internet funny while also trying to maintain my already low level of credibility as a reviewer 💖💖 if you disagree w/ me its fine (even though my opinions are objective facts and i hate you for not liking the same music i do) 💕💕 my RYM: i try making music sometimes but im not remotely good at it
thank you for 100 followers
one day ill be a professional music critic™
Orlando, Home of The Rat
50 and up albums are good 49 and lower are not as good (or maybe they're just bad). I'm a Raditude apologist. I also have a Letterboxd: and a Goodreads:
Back to my normal reviewing business
(A.K.A. John) (A.K.A. Clam Eater 3000) Hi, I'm an asian guy from Canada who listens to music and I exist. I'm willing to listen to anything honestly. I feel like the man. I woke up like the man. my singles account:
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Not english/american native, incorrect grammar sometimes for my dear grammar nazi <3 Rate for personal enjoyment, not considering critics criteria or "journalist said this" ecc. Rating mostly rap but open-minded My reviews are deep, scores always fell. I rate rarely cause i'm drug dealing. If u want follow, if not adios.
Montreal, Quebec
Hi, I'm Jerome. I'm a teenager who likes to pretend he knows things about music. I speak French and an embarrassingly small amount of Spanish. injecting prog, post-anything, jazz, classical, ambient, folk, indie and experimental into my blood stream Singles: RYM: Discord: ActuallyImJerome#7733
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Thank you everyone :)
There is nothing interesting about me. Please use @thomasny18 if you want to respond to me. Using my display name will only give whoever I'm shouting out the notification. Reviews that need more attention:
meant to say saturn, switched up the pattern
I don't really know anything about music, but we're gonna pretend like I do. I only review stuff if I feel super passionate about the topic, so don't expect a ton of reviews all the time. If you REALLY want to know my opinions on an album I haven't reviewed, just hit me up with a shout! Take care! Also, I make music! Check it out and lmk what you think!
madvillainy and max and match gang
would jerma be proud of me 100th rating: technique - new order 500th rating: r plus seven - oneohtrix point never singles account library is me vinyls
I do YouTube, the vids are alright; maybe check it out. I have chromesthesia and I play piano and tenor saxophone. Also looking to make music sometime soon. Chromesthesia is when music involuntarily evokes an experience of color through pitch, tone, and volume. Insta: Personal: trey.cardi 100: Flawless 99: perfect singles 99-90: Amazing 89-80: Great 79-70: Good 69-60: Decent 59-50: Okay 49-40: Mediocre 39-30: Bad 29-20: Horrendous 19-10: Cursed 9-0: Hot Garbage
Hello, I'm João and I spend most of my day listening to music and crying.
Colin Andrews
Hell, Probably
Life is beautiful At least that's what my suicide note says 50 followers is pretty cool, so thank you for that! I Hope You Know That You Are Everything
New Orleans
100 = perfect 91-99 = levels of greatness 90 = good stuff 80-89 = worthy of an extended listen 70-79 = good song or two 50-69 = thanks but ... under 50 = no thanks I rate high most of the time. Strong preference for small labels and indies, tend not to rate major label and mainstream stuff unless forced upon me, then look out. Top 100+ Songs of 2019 (in progress):
United States of America
literature student & resident swiftie *thanks for 65 followers!! 0 - Useless 10 - Terrible 20 - Awful 30 - Bad 40 - Mediocre 50 - Average 60 - Decent 70 - Great 80 - Outstanding 90 - Exceptional 100 - Perfect
Planet Earth
you know, this twat! Loose Scedule: Monday - Album from the Albums To Listen To List! Wednesday - Band Binge! Friday - New Realese I'm HYPED for! Saturday - Classic Review Throughout the week I'll also do single and EP reviews! HOU3E (My Horrible Meme Album) IS OUT! Stream it! ( Review it! ( GOOF EP COMING SOON DECI-BELLZ COMING SOON HOTEL MORTEM COMING SOON
Lemon Meringue
51+ is positive 50 is true neutral 49 & below is self explanatory
Just some socially awkward, guitar-wielding music geek who doesn’t have a band so he criticizes other bands and artists instead. I take album suggestions. Weekends: New music Weekdays: Artist binges 9.9 - 10 = Mastapeece 9.5 - 9.8 = Amazing 9 - 9.4 = Outstanding 8.5 - 8.9 = Exceptional 8 - 8.4 = Great 7.5 - 7.9 = Very Good 7 - 7.4 = Good 6.5 - 6.9 = Decent 6 - 6.4 = Fine 5.5 - 5.9 = Okay 5 - 5.4 = Average 4.5 - 4.9 = Meh 4 - 4.4 = Mediocre 3 - 3.9 = Bad 2.5 - 2.9 = Awful 0 - 2.4 = [Insert]
“X98” coming soon
United Kingdom
i’m my own biggest critic. all support is much appreciated. ryde noir is my musical project. i experiment with sounds to create a combination of abstract rock soundscapes and hip-hop rooted in psychedelia. debut project “X98” is on the way. i’ll provide more info in the very near future. R.N. 🤘🏼
Banger? I hardly know her! I have your mom's taste in music; Michael Bubble is a snack. Current Cliché: How could you know what it feels like to fight the hounds of hell? ThrowBackGmac's 69th follower
i listen to albums people say are good, and then say they are also good. unless...they aren't
Abolish ICE
Holyoke, MA
Don't ever call me stupid! I have a Brian Eno album on my iPod!!!!
Zach (Formerly: Thanos)
North Carolina
*snaps fingers* Suggest me stuff in these genres: ambient/dark ambient post-rock post-industrial/industrial wonky modern classical darkwave/ethereal wave uk bass deconstructed club blackgaze Rating System is a school 10 pt grading scale not a 1-100 pct based rating. Rating System: 100: masterpiece 95: amazing 90: loved it 85: really liked it 80: very good 75: good 70: average 65: meh 60: slightly boring 50: pretty boring 40: not good 30: bad 20: terrible 10: horrific 0: belongs in dumpster
Random guy who can't even read music notes but thinks he has valid opinions on artists and their work.
Hi guys :) My name is Ryan and I'm a college student with a massive love for music and love writing about it. I try to avoid music I hate so most of my scores are positive. Slowly working in reviews of older albums.
probably watching a movie or crying in my room rn
I usually watch movies in my spare time, but hey, it can't hurt to listen to music, right? Speaking of movies, you can find my ratings on movies on Letterboxd at Also, I rate albums only on multiples of five because it's more convenient that way. Also, a 99 rating means a perfect score for singles. And albums that I find hilariously bad that they're good. I rate them 99 because I want them to be separated from my favorite albums. Okay. See ya.
Houston, TX
I am rightfully AOTY's resident Hip-Hop Wizard. Nice to meet you. Rating System: Below 50: Levels of hate 50-59: Mediocre/Meh 60-69: Forgettable/Okay 70-74: Good 75-79: Very Good 80-85: Great Above 85: Levels of love
IM A LOT MORE ACTIVE ON TWITTER. FOLLOW ME THERE. I talk shit a lot don't take anything I say about any album personally. all of my scores are essentially meaningless at face value and only reflect a very small part of my opinion.
Can I mark this whole site as 'low quality'?
He is a new generation. The old has passed away. Behold! The new has come.
metalhead who sometimes enjoy a variety of other genres
Youngstown, Ohio

70 means average 80 really good 90 amazing 60 getting a bit meh Tend not to have low rating because generally only listen to well scouted music. Make films and visuals as well woo.
New Jersey
Artist as a hobby, avid listener of music, also coffee is nice.
South Africa

The Hip Hop Alley
An avid hip hop listener, you love hip hop? Follow me.
Reviewing old albums but also very fresh releases !
Creator R-Zita
22 years old! Passion for music!
Nitrogen is a chemical element with symbol N and atomic number 7. It was first discovered and isolated by Scottish physician Daniel Rutherford in 1772. Although Carl Wilhelm Scheele and Henry Cavendish had independently done so at about the same time, Rutherford is generally accorded the credit because his work was published first. The name nitrogène was suggested by French chemist Jean-Antoine-Claude Chaptal in 1790, when it was found that nitrogen was present in nitric acid and nitrates. Antoi
Bordeaux, France
Hi everyone and welcome to my channel. Here, I propose to bring a judgment of contemporary music albums and try to be as objective and neutral as possible. The ratings I give are essentially based on criteria that seem to me the most relevant in musical analysis : MUSIC, STRUCTURE, TECHNIQUE, IDENTITY and INFLUENCES. Enjoy your visit !

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