Eminem - Music to Be Murdered By
58

His choppy flow, cringey bars, awful hooks, recycled song ideas and annoying attitude is still here for a lot of these songs, but there are a few truly amazing songs sprinkled in here as well.
You Gon Learn, Yah Yah, Darkness, I Will, and the first two tracks are genuinely great Eminem songs.

The rest of this track list ranges from okay, to mediocre, to god awful.
My least favorite Eminem song of all time lands on this album with “step dad” and god what is it with him and all of ... read more

Daft Punk - Human After All
79

Extremely over hated. I love how long and repetitive a lot of these songs are, it really puts me in a trance. This album is extremely stripped back, cold, and almost feels devoid of human touch.
This is the only daft punk album that feels very mechanical, like it was actually made by robots. Robot Rock and Technologic are two of my favorite Daft Punk songs ever, the only track I don't really care for here is Television Rules the Nation.

Their worst album being this great is very impressive.

JAY-Z & Kanye West - Watch the Throne
84

This was so close to being a masterpiece, the first half is so strong and had some of the greatest songs I’ve ever heard.
Otis may be my favorite sample flip of all time, Paris is an all time classic and no church is so powerful and feels like the perfect grand introduction to a high art hip hop album from two of the best rappers to ever live period.

The second half falls off pretty hard, from forgettable songs and verses to down right cringe (I JUST CANT STOP) and songs that annoy me ... read more

JPEGMAFIA - All My Heroes Are Cornballs
96

This album is so meticulously crafted, well produced, perfectly executed and as left field as JPEGMAFIA has ever gone and every single experimental risk works.
I like this more than Vetran by a pretty large margin, I love the atmospheric songs like beta male strategies and I love the melodic songs like grimy waifu. It’s beyond impressive these songs all exists on the same album and feel like pieces to a very complicated puzzle.

In other words, an extremely disappointing release from ... read more

Brain - I'm Brain
0

Giving this a 0 felt good.

Lil Dicky - Professional Rapper
10

The equivalent of a grown man making a poop joke at a party

Animal Collective - A Night at Mr. Raindrop's Holistic Supermarket
77

My copy of the vinyl came in the mail this week, and I admittedly wasn’t expecting too much. I can confidently say this is my favorite project of theirs since Bride to Quiet, or maybe even Centipede Hz.

An An Angel starts the album with these glistening synths layered with this very peaceful (yet chaotic in classic animal collective fashion) acoustic guitar that makes the instrumental sound like it is existing in the clouds. Avey’s voice has this angelic effect on it that brings ... read more

King Krule - Space Heavy
74

Space Heavy sounds like sitting alone by the lake in the middle of the night, thinking about your fond and distant memories by moonlight.
I just love the atmosphere of this album. It feels so dark and peaceful, king krule’s voice fits this production in a way that is deeply soothing.
His voice floats over these jazzy instrumentals like he is a bass instrument, and whenever I decide to dig into his lyrics they are poetic and ethereal.

Seagirl, Our Vacuum, If Only It Was Warmth, and ... read more

Squid - O Monolith
80

Black Country, New Squid?

This blew me away. It feels much more…. Focused and serious that their first record in the best way possible.
The charm and looseness in the lead singer’s voice is what made me love their debut, the charm is still here but it is shrouded in much darker instrumentation with a new type of power to his voice that was absolutely gripping on every song.
The jazz elements were infused nicely and kraut-rock influences on Siphon Song really surprised me. There ... read more

Animal Collective - Here Comes the Indian
52

The only animal collective album I can’t get into. I am even a fan of their very early stuff like danse, but there’s something about this that leaves me feeling indifferent.
There’s a lot of songs here I really don’t like (panic) and some that I don’t mind as much (infant dressing table).

I may come around one day; but for now it’s just abrasive, loud and annoying with splashes of a unifying primal sound in avey’s voice that I like. This is a very ... read more

Panda Bear - Person Pitch
97

This has become my one and only true comfort album. It feels like sitting beside a warm fire in the winter, with all of the magical childhood nostalgia you can muster up swarming around in your mind.

This record is truly something special.

Animal Collective - Centipede Hz
90

OKAY LETLETLETLETLETLETLETGO

this album packs a fucking punch. Maybe my most listened to Animal Collective album. It has this electric energy that feels like it’s from an alien parent while also having this warm comforting feeling from childhood.

The lyrics on this album really resonate with me, Moonjock is about being in the backseat with your parents as a child going on vacations. Reminiscing on that as an adult feels so bittersweet; just like this intro with its loud driving ... read more

Animal Collective - Hollinndagain
76

This is one of the most primal, energetic and cryptic albums from early Animal Collective. I enjoy it much more than Ark and about the same as Danse, the drumming and intensity of some of the sounds found throughout this record make for a very dark and abrasive listen; but it really works.
Pun fully intended, but this album pulls something out of me that feels sort of animalistic. Like howling at the moon or some kind of caveman ritual beside a fire. There is also moments here that feel full of ... read more

Death Grips - Bottomless Pit
91

MY COBRA HEAD DRAPED IN MOTA

Death Grips - Government Plates
78

This album is definitely over hated. It’s probably their worst album, but it really feels to be focusing on the production and less on the songs and MC Ride’s performance. There are some really high highs on here like the intro, birds, feels like a wheel and the title track (yes, the chaotic noises on this one really do something for me) then there are moments that feel like a really interesting idea but they just don’t translate over that well as a song.

The only reason this ... read more

90

One of their many masterpieces. It took me years to fully appreciate and understand this album.
I always was intrigued by it, but at first there was only a handful of songs I liked with one or two I became obsessed with.
Over the span of the next three years, I became obsessed with every single song on this album at different times. Then I started to read the lyrics once I got the vinyl and I understood how well it flowed as a full listen front to back.

I feel like my words fail to explain ... read more

Metro Boomin - METRO BOOMIN PRESENTS SPIDER-MAN: ACROSS THE SPIDER-VERSE (SOUNDTRACK FROM AND INSPIRED BY THE MOTION PICTURE)
60

Pretty good for a sound track. Works a lot better in the context of the movie than it does just listening to it by itself.
Hummingbird was actually a pretty solid song and I thought the intro with the Wayne verse and swae lee hook worked really well together. It’s no sunflower, but that Wayne verse was actually really sick. He was spitting like this wasn’t a soundtrack to a kids movie and the Spider-Man references made me laugh.

There’s just too many moments where there ... read more

Snow Strippers - April Mixtape 3
82

This gave me the feeling I got when I first discovered 100 gecs years ago. There is creativity and fun oozing out of every one of these songs. Every song here felt so alive and had me moving along and smiling while listening to it with my girlfriend, I really love this and I can’t wait to see what they release next.

The uzi feature was cool and I actually think it really worked. This feels like crystal castles with a modern twist with more of a …. Trance feeling?
Even with all ... read more

Avenged Sevenfold - Life Is But a Dream...
55

It’s not for me, but I do respect it.
This is the most interesting thing this band has ever done and I really think the meshing of genres was cool. It felt unbearably corny at times but it has heart so I can look past it.

Jessie Ware - That! Feels Good!
75

My introduction to disco. I loved everything about this.

It felt like if Dua Lipa made groovy disco music. Everything feels so polished and bright; almost every song here was absolute ear candy.
The slower songs here didn’t do much for me but they were still very pretty. I’ll probably be listening to this all summer.
The first three songs on here had me completely hooked, the melody on pearls is so catchy and free yourself is nothing short of an anthem.

Begin Again and Shake ... read more

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