thatcherblackwood - laurel
100

wait why haven't I rated this it's literally my favourite song of all time

Harry Styles - Kiss All The Time. Disco, Occasionally.
75

Even though Harry’s attempt at making something a bit more modern, experimental and refreshing sometimes feels like an amateur’s first go at a new thing, it’s overall a really solid experience, and even though it doesn’t have tons of standouts, every song is, at worst, a solid track, and, at best, an utter blast to listen to.

Now time for song-by song breakdown of my quick in-the-moment thoughts, which is what I've done for the three (now four) albums I've ... read more

Girl Scout - Brink
100

Yeah, I mean, when four out of four singles are on your SOTY contender list, you're prolly gonna like the album. And thankfully, my new favourite indie rock band has delivered by giving us an incredible, quirky, brilliantly-written, dense, catchy and beautiful debut LP. Even the minute-long intro is fantastic. The vocals and vocal melodies are exquisite, the guitars are beautiful and layer-y and just perfect and the lil synths scattered around really add a lot. And goodness the ... read more

Atlas - Sunder
95

A little conflicted on this release, cause Atlas have gone a bit more typical modern thall-y metal, even shedding lots of the Finnish folk instruments (and language) that defined their breakout LP, but these songs do feel equally as emotional, impactful and punchy as those on Ukko. What's here is still so fucking good, but I wish there was more folk, more Finnish and more rawness.

Dreem Weapons - Angels Of Rain
100

Yeah the side project of my favourite band was sure to be fucking phenomenal too, and whaddaya know, it IS.

Alejandro Zandes - Bailando Solo
95

Maybe the worst song ever.

ბზიკები [Bzikebi] - On Replay
85

I get that it's kinda manufactured to be, but holy hell this is catchy.

Bandidos do Cante - Rosa
75

Just an incredibly stunning song, if a little monotonous and a tad boring. The two 0s greatly disappoint me, wtf guys.

Սիմոն [Simon] - Paloma Rumba
98

Edit: Ok this is so so fucking addictive, I think it's certainly as good as Ay Papery Bye, holy shit it hypes me up so much and it only came out half an hour ago.

Not as good as Ay Paparey Bye, but still extremely good, and as manic and energetic. It will be incredible live. I love the more guitar-driven instrumentation, and damn it's just a banger.

Veronica Fusaro - Alice (ESC Version)
98

It's a super catchy pop rock/alternative rock song, with great vocals (and backing vocals), really nice-sounding and hard-hitting guitar, very relatable lyrics, a fire guitar solo and also it's really gay. Like literally the perfect mix.

JIVA - Just Go
50

Wow this will do so well in Eurovision 2006! Oh wait that's 20 years ago, I think Azerbaijan got their dates wrong...

ALICJA - Pray
15

Some nice sections doesn’t make this any less of an utter mess at best and a cringy garbage heap at worst. Over-sang vocals + boring trap beats + super cliche chorus = really bad song. Even the silly tango song would be so much more enjoyable than this bizarre concoction.

Senhit - Superstar
20

This is utterly atrocious. Absolutely fucking abysmally bad. Holy shit this is the most insane result ever. San Marino picked this song. This one out of the four or five incredible options they had. This one. Fuck me.

Monroe - REGARDE !
58

Very dramatic and not in the good way like the other dramatic songs of this year. Blatantly making an opera song to try and hop on the train that Nemo and JJ left, and not understanding that those songs were much more than just 'opera'. The string layers are nice, and get really layery at the end which sounds awesome, but the whole song is meh and I'm sure the Jury eat this up for no reason except she has good vocals. But then again she's like 16 (?) so I can't imagine ... read more

LOOK MUM NO COMPUTER - Eins, Zwei, Drei
100

I’m not kidding this is easily the best UK entry ever. I fucking love this so much. That super polyphonic and dense ending is fucking nuts and the exact thing I love in songs. My country has finally tried to understand Eurovision and has blown it out the park.

נועם בתן [Noam Bettan] - Michelle
75

During your time listening to this 3 minute long song, there's an estimated 60% chance that a Palestinian will get shot and killed.

YGUANA - Happy Birthday
88

Happy Birthday to you to.

Lavina - Kraj mene
100

Holy shit I might cry. I like genuinely might cry. this won. I can't believe it. LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOO

Sarah Engels - Fire
0

This is worth nothing of value.

Lion Ceccah - Sólo Quiero Más
95

Yeah I’m gutted for SHWR, especially given they tied for first :( BUT this song is really brilliant, and the performance elevates it so much, to where I enjoy it more than SHWR’s performance. Such a brilliant entry for Lithuania once again, and something completely different to anything I’ve seen or heard before. Also, admittedly, this will probably will do better than SHWR would have done, maybeeee idk.

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On pertis's review of DARA - Bangaranga
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On LOOK MUM NO COMPUTER - Eins, Zwei, Drei
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On 𝘩𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳's review of DARA - Bangaranga
"@Karimzcreator neither Finland or Greece lived up to potential. (especially Greece though) Both went dramatically down my ranking after the semi whilst many others stayed high, or grew (like Bulgaria funnily enough)."
On Karmanjakah - Diamond Morning
"@aliceunderstars yeah, it all depends on what u listen to, and what u like, lol, but I do agree that 2026 being a brilliant year is definitely a lil bit of a hot take. I do also think that, in a few months, it's possible that albums will start growing off me a bit, too."
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On Tiorrr's review of Archspire - Too Fast to Die
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On w3teal's review of Fauxroot - floatinggg
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On COLE's review of LELEK - Andromeda
"Watch it with the music video then. It's art. (well it's incredible without, but I see you don't share that view somehow) Also are you a Eurofan? If not, I wouldn't expect your music taste to lineup with this song then anyway, so I'm surprised you listened to it."
On Bandidos do Cante - Rosa
"@simaoo_o yeah I get that, even as someone who likes loads of the Portuguese music I've heard (fdc is consistently my favourite national final), I can see just how fucking saturated this genre is for you lol."
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On MostlyTired's review of Monroe - REGARDE !
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On Lavina - Kraj mene
"@luuc Damn well I guess I should have been less stressed lol. At least they pulled it off though."
On Lavina - Kraj mene
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"WAT. A ZERO? Nooo this is soo good. not even a 10-40. 0? :(("
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