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yea it’s overplayed, but it really is a masterpiece and easily the best song on this entire list
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EASILY the best-written song on this list, with themes of religion shunning sexuality and viewing it as sinful. Hozier’s lyrics are almost as powerful as his voice, the chorus especially is phenomenal. one of the best hit songs of the 2010s.
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literally a perfect pop song
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literally a perfect trap song
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this song shouldn’t work as well as it does
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no but actually how tf did post malone make a song this good
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i miss daft punk :(
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can't say i've ever had a syrup sandwich
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emo rap at it's finest
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"that's a big fat fuckin slap-bass" - Graydon from HIVEMIND
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oooh spooky my timbers are shivered 😬
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Dua Lipa, im tryna do more with her than do a feature
like a handshake or a hug or somethin that'd be cool
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i have literally no idea what the popular opinion on this song is but i think it's a good-ass love ballad
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basic, but a bop nonetheless
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super unique compared to the rest of this list, but i can't say i return to it all too much. still cool tho
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this beat is incredible holy shit
lyrics are a bit much tho
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from my very limited knowledge of electronic dance music, i've heard that Avicii was a legend and a master in his craft, and this a really fun and solid banger. nothing crazy for me personally, but i totally understand why he was so beloved
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my favorite rock song
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beat carried 😒
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cmon yall it's not THAT bad
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this song sure does exist doesn't it
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i think i just don't like ed sheeran
this is one of his better songs tho
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cute lyrics, decent melody, not great singing
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this song sure does exist doesn't it (2)
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a song that walks the line between fun and annoying and somehow ends up kind of boring
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stock photo in musical form
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pompeii but not as good
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*cartoon snoring sound effect*
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these mfs really wrote "sha-ha, sha-la-la-la-low" as a lyric and were like "yea thats good keep that"
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whoever gave mr. 21 the idea to rap should be put in jail
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bro what is this artwork
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booooooooooooooring
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more like yawn mendes am i right *Seinfeld theme plays*
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someburrrrdy to hear, someburrrrdy to know, someburrrrdy to have, someburrrrdy to hold
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you think anyone heard this song on the radio and was inspired to listen to Thug's solo work
i really hope so lmao
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"It's on the same level as Applebee's and chicken fingers: it exists" - Scott The Woz
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i love nickelback
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i get the feeling me and anybody that likes this song just wouldn't get along
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actually sounds pretty good but "suicide if you ever try to let me go" is such a disgusting sentiment it makes this entire song horrendous
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literal ad music
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i don't forgive you
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its the chainsmokers. next
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actually the worst drop of all-time
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this is a nothing song. white noise. wallpaper.
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when people say they hate mainstream pop, sometimes i remember this song and i'm like "yeah i kinda get why"
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about as fun as getting a cavity filled
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here we have it everyone, the worst song on this entire list by a LANDSLIDE. it's honestly almost impressive how they managed to make literally every aspect of this song as unappealing as possible.