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THE NU METAL CHALLENGE 16/25

When making this list, I remember specifically choosing this album in the hopes that it'd be a standout; something to talk about in the realm of god awful music this challenge presented us with. Way to disappoint myself.

I first heard of this band on an RYM user's "worst to best" list of all nu-metal albums they'd heard. I'd consider them pretty harsh, as they gave Deftones' White Pony a 3/5 stars - an album that I considered for a while to be the best ... read more
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Years before Glassjaw came out with the genre-defying "coloring book" and Black Midi came out with their experimental masterpiece "Schlagenheim", Number Girl was dancing circles around their niche in Post-Hardcore, forever solidifying themselves as one of Japan's most intriguing and influential rock bands.

If you're at all familiar with Japan's rock music scene at the moment - especially their somewhat artsy take on post-hardcore in the form of bands like MASS OF THE ... read more
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THE NU METAL CHALLENGE 15/25

FREDERICK DURST MY BELOVED!

...is what I wish I could say after hearing this disservice to Limp Bizkit's name.

This album is magical. It has the power to transform anyone into a Limp Bizkit fan. Because after listening to this fucking abomination you will be yearning for even a crumb of Fred Durst's cookie that he did the nookie for. It makes you wish you gave Chocolate Starfish a 100 unironically or ironically just so you could finally feel you've paid your ... read more
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THE NU METAL CHALLENGE PART 14/25

We haven't been defeated by nu-metal just yet - the show must go on!

The third album that's managed to land in the green in this series... honestly isn't a polarizing one.

Slipknot have an image that precedes them: living breathing gimmicks. They're basically sweaty white guys in costumes that have barely more impact on their edginess than Jared Leto's joker. But, unlike Jared Leto, they at least have musical talent to make up for the really shitty look ... read more
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Ever wondered if someone can prove themselves simultaneously unnerving and sexy in just under 30 minutes and 6 tracks? Well, look no further than here!

Yes, I'm talking about the man himself: the lead singer of Glassjaw, Daryl Palumbo. The man who had one of the best character redemption arcs in post-hardcore history. The man who singlehandedly decided that telling women to "suck on the end of this dick that cums lead" was a bad thing and was able to mature beyond that. Crazy, right? ... read more

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Apr 15, 2021
Truely the very best name to be given
Apr 15, 2021
There’s at least 5 of us that I know of LMAO
Apr 14, 2021
makes sense
Apr 13, 2021
why do you hate tobey mcguire?
Apr 12, 2021
I can't find ur pick on aoty, could you send a link to it please
Apr 11, 2021
Tyy
Apr 10, 2021
Hey. What is your favourite album to listen to when intoxicated (for a list)
Apr 10, 2021
Here's the video to celebrate Fred Durst Friday!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYV2TiDVtSg
Apr 10, 2021
Bear album at second best of 2021? Based as hell
Apr 10, 2021
Thank you bro

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