fucktobymaguire

fucktobymaguire

my fucking ass hurts

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fucktobymaguire -
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So, I went through a ton of options for this special because I decided that my 500th album should be something special. Something worth writing about tirelessly for a few hours on a burnt out brain over a nice cup of tea, whilst sitting back and thinking thoughts like "got damn I have listened to a lot of music. That is cool".

I went through a very frustrating process to find this album, only to realise that the simplest option was right below my nose.

Initially my dumb ass was ... read more
fucktobymaguire -
0
This is like watching an actor act themselves trying to do a bad impression of themselves acting themselves.

In case my word choice hurt your eyes like this album hurt my soul, I'll be a bit more clear: this sounds like an impersonation of a cheap ripoff buried under so many layers of lazy meta-parody that it just becomes weak and insincere. Even if this is a joke, this is one of the most flat, cheaply executed and tacky jokes I've ever heard. And I wake up to Friends playing on my TV every ... read more
fucktobymaguire -
38
I fucking hate listening to terrible music. I am this close to travelling back millions of years and shooting the first fucking monkey to utter a noise that sounded even slightly melodic before it can even THINK of carrying on its genes and evolving to eventually come up with the ultimately terrible concept of music.

Unfortunately, that's impossible and we get shitstains like "She Wants Revenge", a project that sounds like they heard Antics and Turn On The Bright Lights under the ... read more
fucktobymaguire -
89
Hi, I am AOTY User fucktobymaguire (name holds up to this day especially since he bought a huge patch for dirt for like 10 million or some shit, who the fuck does that) and I am here to proclaim that the lead singer of indie/dance-punk/ImagineDragonsbutbetter band Foals, Yannis Philippakis, is an incredibly hot individual and holy SHIT when I see this herculean legend and his large fucking muscles I wonder if I may be completely gay after all.

That is all. Enjoy the rest of your day!
fucktobymaguire -
27
I'm starting to think me hating British people isn't a joke anymore.

Fair warning going into this review: I am going to be horrifically pretentious in the upcoming paragraphs. Sorry but if you're going to make pretentious music, expect pretentious responses.

I'm sure you are all aware of the rock scene as of late - every new art punk release with odd vocals, versatile genre palette and vaguely something-or-other lyrics lands waves upon waves of acclaim from "deeper than thou" 25 ... read more

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Jul 28, 2021
hi thanks to follow!
Jul 26, 2021
Q&A list idea! A specific question asked to you that's connected somewhat to your PFP!

As a hater of Toby Maguire, I understand that nothing fills you with more excitement then punching him in the face. So, what would soundtrack the absolute pummeling of Mr. Maguire?
Jul 16, 2021
shout ugandan knuckles ten times in front of a mirror at 3am and ur ass pain will magically disappear
Jul 15, 2021
who are you
Jul 15, 2021
ugandan knuckles cure ass pain
Jul 14, 2021
Thank you so much!!!
Jul 5, 2021
both good tracks, thanks for answering!

i’ll let you know when the list gets publisjed
Jul 4, 2021
hope you’re doing well, got a question for a list. what’s your favourite Tyler, The Creator song?
Jul 1, 2021
leave me alone Francis

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