Static Dress - Injury Episode
65

as stupid and lonesome as this critique seems, the drums sound like ass. Idk if it's the way the were EQ'd or if they were compressed in a weird way but it makes my my ears feel all weird and not in a good way. Great songs tho

Ed O'Brien - Blue Morpho
68

Cool songs Edward

Of Monsters and Men - Little Talks
70

It's genuinely a good song, and I'm very nostalgic for it but I can't associate this with anything else but rip-off millennial burger joint music.

Boards of Canada - Inferno
90

Albums like this make life worth living

Drake - ICEMAN
10

Narcissistic, delusional and corny. It's everything you'd expect from a Drake record and it's over an hour long. And he expects me to listen to 2 more albums of this slop? And this one is supposedly the best of the 3?

Do yourself a favor and go listen to something else.

King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard - Eyes Like The Sky
68

Slightly surprised its their lowest rated. Love the spaghetti western themes and narration even if it can get a bit stale at times. I dig it, good shit.

Gorillaz - The Mountain
40

I pains me to give a score this low to a gorillaz record but I can't help but be honest with myself.

It feels like so much grand production and features are being thrown into these songs that have very little to offer in terms of world building or narrative, which gorillaz are one of very few bands that can pull that off near flawlessly. It feels more like "an idea" with a sitar thrown in there.

It's too over the top, and bubbly, and some of these features just ... read more

Will Smith - Based on a True Story
20

Sounds more like a response to mental trauma than it does an album.

Black Eyed Peas - Boom Boom Pow
20

Came back to this song 17 years later to see if it was as fun as I remember or just nostalgia. Ladies and Gantlemen, my childhood was a lie.

The Strokes - Going Shopping
NR

oh my god if this whole record has as bad autotune the last voidz album has I am actually going to strangle Julian

Angine de Poitrine - Vol.II
82

T⍑ᒷᓭᒷ ᔑꖎ╎ᒷリᓭ ᔑ∷ᒷ ∷ᒷᔑꖎꖎ|| 𝙹リ ℸ ̣ 𝙹 ᓭ𝙹ᒲᒷℸ ̣ ⍑╎リ⊣

Kanye West - BULLY
60

It's progress. It's more than I can ask for. Glad he's getting re-reborn.

Karnivool - IN VERSES
65

In verses is pretty cool but have they thought about in choruses instead?

Arctic Monkeys - Suck It and See
50

This album is the purgatory between Humbug and AM.

Joji - Piss In The Wind
55

Plays more like a patchwork of unfinished ideas.

Arctic Monkeys - Humbug
78

A solid album that I took far too long to listen to. It's interesting to listen to this. You can hear the beginning of that transition to that suave slicked back radio rock that they absolutely owned in the early 2010's. It is the first time I've heard inconsistancies in their songwriting (album-wise). Going shoulder to shoulder with Homme and a mix of other songwriters just gives this album a feeling like it was put out as an experiment instead of a full package to the fans. ... read more

The Velvet Underground - The Velvet Underground
86

velvet underground? More like the smelvet chunderground.

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