OBJECTIVELY BAD MUSIC

Good music is subjective, but some music are objectively bad. Don't believe me? Take a look at this list of tomfooleries
I'll update the description later
These are the easiest targets, the lowest hanging fruits to give the amazing 0/10 score to

Hentai Dude - OWO What's This?
0
Why it's terrible:
Terrible rapping, lyrics describing performing sexual acts with young girls
Lund - Broken
0
Why it's terrible:
- Terrible singing
- Beyond harmful, the most shallow and "fake depressed" lyrics
- Explicitly glorifies self-harm and suicide
The Living Tombstone - Report, Report, Report!
0
Why it's terrible:
Terrible instrumentals and mixing
Track was made with a sole purpose to cash in on Among Us' popularity, thus the basic and cringey lyrics
Jawsh 685 & Jason Derulo - Savage Love (Laxed - Siren Beat)
2
Why it's terrible:
Soulless beat specifically created to be a TikTok dance song
Lyrics that scream "i want to be abused", disgusting
Dream - Mask
0
Why it's terrible:
Tries to sound personal, but failed. In result, this song is very out of touch and sounds like someone who's hyper-privileged whining about nothing in a form of a basic and lifeless music.
Same criticism I had with Lund's Broken
Mori Calliope & Gawr Gura - Q
0
Why it's terrible:
Vocals and lyrics are terrible.
An example why idol culture is bad. This song was created to capitalize on the popularity of these anime idols, who become popular because of how their characters look like.
Hopsin - No Shame
2
Why it's terrible:
Extremely corny lyrics
One of the songs is racist towards Asians
Tones And I - Welcome To The Madhouse
1
Why it's terrible:
Annoying vocals that will make your ears bleed
Generic instrumentals and shallow lyrics
TECHROW & Jonathan Hay - Nirvana Reimagined As House & Techno
0
Why it's terrible:
Disrespectful, soulless
Read Deft's review for more info. They said exactly how I feel about this record
Yun Head - Beck
0
Why it's terrible:
Cringe weeb lyrics
Instrumentals ripping off Freaky Friday, which is already super terrible
Corey Feldman - Angelic 2 the Core
10
Why it's terrible:
It's dogshit lmao but hilarious
Lukas Graham - 7 Years
0
Why it's terrible:
Boring, soulless and overplayed
Lyrics that describes about life struggles that written by someone who's clearly never struggled in their life
Blood On The Dance Floor - You Done Goofed
0
Why it's terrible:
Basically, the lead singer did horrible things to an 11-year-old girl. The girl came forward about it but she got mocked by the band and the fanbase. The song itself is about the band making jokes about the trauma of the said girl as well as making fun of her father who called out the band for their sick behavior.
Your Favorite Martian - Transphobic Techno (Bitch Got a Penis)
0
Why it's terrible:
It sounds like horseshit and not funny. This song was made by a fully-grown man btw
Tiësto - Jackie Chan
5
Why it's terrible:
"I just ordered sushi from Japan
Know your bitch wanna kick it, Jackie Chan"

Jackie Chan is not from Japan, but yeah I guess all Asians are the same, am I right?
Armin Van Buuren - Blah Blah Blah
0
Why it's terrible:
This generic psytrance song has 400M+ streams on Spotify. How?
The vocals are infuriating, the song gets boring after a minute
CORPSE & Night Lovell - HOT DEMON B!TCHES NEAR U ! ! !
0
Why it's terrible:
"this sounds like being groomed on omegle" - nijakiller17

Yeah, it's dogshit
CORPSE & Savage Ga$p - E-Girls Are Ruining My Life
0
Why it's terrible:
Cringey 14 year old discord e-girl/e-boy goth core lyrics
Vocals are terrible and sound overly pitched down
Joyner Lucas - Ye Not Crazy
0
Why it's terrible:
Dickeating goes hard
Corey Taylor - CMFT
0
Why it's terrible:
Narcissistic and obnoxious lyrics and vocals. Instrumentals are also bad
DEMONDICE - DEMONDICE EP
3
Why it's terrible:
Cringe lyrics, terrible flow
Artist herself disowned this EP. The other albums are bad, but not as "objectively bad" as this one. Therefore, this is the only project by Demondice on this list
Tom MacDonald - Names
Why it's terrible:
Racism
Dax & Tom MacDonald - Propaganda
Why it's terrible:
Racism
Adam Calhoun - Pressure
0
Why it's terrible:
Racism
Oliver Tree - Life Goes On (feat. Trippie Redd & Ski Mask The Slump God)
0
Why it's terrible:
Annoying, eardrum piercing vocals by Oliver Tree
Repetitive song structure
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2mo
I'll put it on the list
2mo
I Could Take on the Taliban by 1naya is worst than every album on this list
2mo
oh shit sorry for the tommy gun slander
2mo
don't ever diss tom macGOAT!!!! he's my hero, a true patriot :americanflag: :eagle: :fire:
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