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78

this album sounds like an alien taking a really wet shit, but in the most coolest bathroom you've ever seen. this album is literally from the perspective of a piece of shit being dropped into a future space toilet. that's the only way I can describe the atmosphere of this thing, its a literal toilet bowl. and for an album that shitty, its pretty damn good

Simon & Garfunkel - Bookends
80

surprisingly kinda weird, I like it

Darkspace - Dark Space III
88

THEY NEED MORE LISTENERS ON SPOTIFY YALL GET ON IT

Origami Angel - Somewhere City
94

unironically one of the greatest and most uplifting emo records ever

Charles Mingus - Oh Yeah
85

EAT THAT CHICKEN!!!!

Max Roach - We Insist! Max Roach's Freedom Now Suite
86

I don't like the screaming. stop screaming please! it scares me a lot. get this woman off the record. fuck.

The Velvet Underground - Squeeze
38

I'd like to point out that not only is Lou reed gone from the band, but EVERY Lou reed-era member is missing from this album. more proof that drummers have no songwriting talent.....looking at you Dave grohl

Clifford Brown & Max Roach - Clifford Brown & Max Roach
90

thank you hillybilly for showing me that this album IS in fact on this website. I had a brain loss moment

John Coltrane - Blue Train
93

more like John COOLtraine!!! fuck that miles GAYvis guy and his weirdo pal Charles DINGUS. haha!

Frank Sinatra - In the Wee Small Hours
82

she frank on my Sinatra til I wee in her small hours

Kvelertak - Kvelertak
93

black n roll is such a funny ass genre name

Zach Hill - Face Tat
86

this album is good...now the title? I can't get behind that. what's with all these tattoos these days? that's the real question. and on the face? no thanks, buckaroo. why don't you get a job instead of making yourself look like a fool.

Sonic Youth - Daydream Nation
91

more like sonic poop....mmmmm I kinda like that actually...

Pharoah Sanders - Karma
93

I flirted on twitter while bumping this thing. gave me that rizz istg

RiskR - girl talk!
NR

girls shouldn't talk

GZA - Liquid Swords
88

a liquid sword sounds pretty useless if you ask me. more proof that rap is for STUPID

Weyes Blood - And In The Darkness, Hearts Aglow
90

most albums I see are below an 85 average rating, some of u are overreacting about this

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