J Dilla - Donuts
93

don't let Homer Simpson find out.........

Aphex Twin - Selected Ambient Works 85–92
92

aphex....asexual....aphexual....theres gotta be a joke here somewhere

Boris - Pink
96

this band will be the death of me. god

Leonard Cohen - Songs of Leonard Cohen
88

I like that song he did about hearing people have sex in a hotel

Miles Davis - In a Silent Way
96

miles wasn't so silent when John Coltrane was kissing him in between takes during all those albums now was he

Streetlight Manifesto - Everything Goes Numb
91

do the penis go numb? can I have sex if my penis is numb. erm

Lingua Ignota - ALL BITCHES DIE
93

once again I listened to this while hungry, this time even more hungry. it was even better than the last album I listened to. 🌟 ting to think that hunger enhances music? also that last track bumped this whole thing up a point

Anna von Hausswolff - Dead Magic
88

maybe I would've liked this more but I was absolutely starving while listening to it. or maybe that enhanced the experience? idk. cool album though

Dead Can Dance - Spleen and Ideal
87

wow I hope no one is in that there building on the cover

Cocteau Twins - Treasure
88

I thought what I wanted to listen to was dark wave so I listened to this album but really what I wanted was NEOCLASSICAL dark wave, smh! great album anyway tho

Swans - The Glowing Man
94

I listened to this while sitting at my desk and staring at the wall. immaculate experience

Boris - flood
98

yeah flood like my pussy cuz this album made me so wet!

Swans - Swans Are Dead
96

if swans died in 1998 how are there still album being released....juice world all over again bruh

Boris With Merzbow - Rock Dream
100

this shit is crazyyyyy get ready for the lucy boris binge cuz like my mind was fucking blown by this shit man and I mean it felt like it wasn't the only thing if ya know what I mean hahaaha anyway listen to this shit dude its on YouTube its AWESOME

Frank Zappa - Joe's Garage Acts II & III
80

minus twenty for blackface

Halbery - Coping Mechanisms
NR

sheer embarrassment

100 gecs - Snake Eyes
83

83 gets bc it is an 83

Electric Wizard - Dopethrone
93

this vs dopesmoker?

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