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"You know I like to dictate things, Kim Jong"
That line from this album tells you all you need to know about the lyricism on this project. Come Home The Kids Miss You is an extremely bland album and that's what holds it back. Jack Harlow has a smooth flow and great voice but he's just rapping about nothing the whole time over beats that sound like they were made in 15 minutes. It's not actively horrible to listen to, but it's really nothing special. The bleak album ... read more
This project is so close to being fantastic, but 1 track holds it back. Moonchild is 12 minute song and over half of it is random noises with no melody. I really like the rest of the songs though, so it's still a great project.
FAV TRACKS:
21ST CENTURY SCHIZOID MAN (INCLUDING "MIRRORS"), THE COURT OF THE CRIMSON KING (INCLUDING "THE RETURN OF THE FIRE WITCH" AND "THE DANCE OF THE PUPPETS")
LEAST FAV:
MOONCHILD (INCLUDING "THE DREAM" AND "THE ... read more
A really fun, hype electropop album. It's not the most consistent project or the best written project, but it's super energetic and a great time.
FAV TRACKS:
DANCE..., BEAT UP CHANEL$, YES GODDD
LEAST FAV:
OLD FLING$
Wow. It's not every day you see an album on AOTY have a whopping 93, and this album definitely deserves it. The production is perfectly weird, abstract and wondrous, lyricism is top-tier and Bjork's accent and vocals are just addictive to listen to. Just a masterpiece, I can't praise this album enough.
FAV TRACKS:
HIDDEN PLACE, COCOON, PAGAN POETRY, AURORA, HARM OF WILL, UNISON
LEAST FAV:
SUN IN MY MOUTH
Awesome production, great verses, but Drake repeats himself a bit too much. Still fire tho
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Hey :D I like music, mainly rap, but I try and branch out to other genres sometimes.
Guide to my ratings:
100 - nothing is perfect, and that's the beauty of life
99-95 - a masterpiece
94-91 - loved it
90-85 - very enjoyable
84-75 - pretty great
74-70 - good
69-61 - decent but flawed
60-50 - flawed
49-39 - did not enjoy it
38-25 - terrible
24-10 - irredemably bad
9-2 - complete garbage
1 - wow that sucks
0 - nothing is completely bad, either
Guide to my ratings:
100 - nothing is perfect, and that's the beauty of life
99-95 - a masterpiece
94-91 - loved it
90-85 - very enjoyable
84-75 - pretty great
74-70 - good
69-61 - decent but flawed
60-50 - flawed
49-39 - did not enjoy it
38-25 - terrible
24-10 - irredemably bad
9-2 - complete garbage
1 - wow that sucks
0 - nothing is completely bad, either
Rating Distribution
| 100 | ||
| 90 - 99 | 50 | |
| 80 - 89 | 63 | |
| 70 - 79 | 38 | |
| 60 - 69 | 22 | |
| 50 - 59 | 26 | |
| 40 - 49 | 6 | |
| 30 - 39 | 5 | |
| 20 - 29 | 5 | |
| 10 - 19 | 1 | |
| 0 - 9 | 2 |
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