underscores - Wallsocket
95
I don't think theres a better representation of what its like to be a teenager in the 2020s than this album.
Jane Remover - Census Designated
86
Bitches be like "Jane Remover is mother ❤️❤️" Bro she is 19 that's your sister 😭😭😭
Pola - Pola Meets Lyrica
83
HELLFIRE CHAT ALBUM VOTING #1

I'm pretty sure if you took the "cozy" and turned it into music, you'd get this album.

Rita Ora - YOU & I
NR
Writing a review of this if I get 100K RETWEETS!!!!
Squid - O Monolith
94
Really dope of them to include a Lorde cover as track 7.

Ever since Narrator was released, Squid has been my favorite band from this whole windmill scene. Between the jazzy, explosive post-punk of For the First Time and the sudden avant-prog swerve that was Cavalcade, Bright Green Field's danceable art punk was one of my favorite albums of that year. But now, two years later, things have changed. Black Country, New Road also made a complete swerve stylistically and made what is the most ... read more

Foo Fighters - But Here We Are
78
they always talk about fighting the foo...but they never talk about when the foo...fights back 😭😭😭😭
Avenged Sevenfold - Life Is But a Dream...
50
This is only a 50 because I can't decide if I wanna give it a 0 or an 100
Swans - Los Angeles: City of Death
NR
how can anybody have you and lose you and not lose their minds too??
The Dare - The Sex EP
82
yknow this is a really really good revival of that sort of hyper-sexual electroclash from the mid-2000s. However, whenever I'm listening to this, I'll just get moment of lucidity where I realize that I'm listening to a song called Sex off of an EP called The Sex in 2023 and wonder what I'm doing with my life
80
I don't think a song has ever managed to be both extremely sexy and absolutely utterly sexless at the same time. It's like trying to fuck at home depot.
Post Malone - The Diamond Collection
NR
If Chemical flops this is gonna be really sad
Jack Harlow - Jackman.
62
Jack Harlow’s album quality is directly related to how much skin he’s showing on the cover
Mac DeMarco - One Wayne G
NR
99 of you are lying
HMLTD - The Worm
NR
Who up playin with they worm?
Drake - Search & Rescue
30
"Search & Rescue" what? Cause it's not his dignity, that's for sure.
John Fahey - The Great Santa Barbara Oil Slick
NR
"Fahey Blows His Nose" is the best song ever ngl
94
when he has a body count higher than a mosquito 😍😍😍😍
Squid - Swing (In A Dream)
90
more songs should have the word "Rococo" in them
Lil Yachty - Let's Start Here.
79
Show of hands, who expected a psychedelic rock album from Lil Yachty to be the first beloved album of the year?

No, you're lying, put your hand down.

And this has pretty much been an observation made by everyone that has even a passing knowledge. You’ve seen something along the lines of “I am so shocked that Lil Yachty made a psych rock album omg” about a dozen times now, but think about it, is it really that shocking? Childish Gambino did a very similar move back in 2016, a ... read more

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