JADE - THAT'S SHOWBIZ BABY!
62

The opening tracks, with their densely compressed vocals and airtight mechanical beats, sound more like a compilation of Eurovision winners than a showcase of JADE's vocal flexibility. Fortunately, the album gradually finds its footing as the later songs introduce more spacious layering, allowing the melodies to unfold with greater clarity.

Taylor Swift - The Life of a Showgirl
55

Taylor Swift extends her out-of-time pop formula on this album, but the creative micro-ecosystem feels unsustainable, collapsing into a grandiose yet claustrophobic exercise in self-reference. The vulnerability once authentic to her hallmark "track five," typically an acoustic-led confessional, now rings hollow and performative. This sense of calculation permeates the entire project: high-school narratives feel mechanically paired with four-on-the-floor beats, while the industrial ... read more

Sabrina Carpenter - Man's Best Friend
51

Man's Best Friend employs exaggerated irony to deflect criticism, but the relentless comedy, devoid of genuine introspection, ultimately reinforces the conservative gender dynamics it purports to mock. Paired with Antonoff's brittle urban cowboy production—carried over from the weakest moments of Carpenter's last album—the record suffers from a rhythmic feebleness that traps it in a cycle of inertia. Consequently, behind the forced jests lies only hollow ... read more

Racing Mount Pleasant - Racing Mount Pleasant
76

It calls to mind Bon Iver’s first two albums, yet without that sense of isolated solitude. The mixing and orchestration stretch outward, even as the performances stay quietly restrained. Racing Mount Pleasant polish the lingering intimacy of a faded relationship into abstract, universal fragments of emotion. As Midwest emo swells in the latter half, these private, swirling sentiments are lifted into something vast and almost reverent. And even if it’s just heartbreak at its core, ... read more

Dijon - Baby
61

The album's Vernon-esque, fragmented production (à la 22, A Million and beyond) often overwhelms more than it elevates, though its bleakly compelling atmosphere lingers.

Maroon 5 - Love Is Like
17

In an era where even US radio listeners are growing weary of this "lowest common denominator" pop, the band still attempts to inject superficial variation through tepid disco-lite productions and a studious, almost awkward mimicry of guest artists from outside their genre.

Ninajirachi - I Love My Computer
69

A rare high-energy, festival-ready EDM that surprisingly retains a human touch.

Alex G - Headlights
64

Alex G's major-label debut reins in the quirky edges of his earlier work, opting for a more polished and restrained sound. This contrasts sharply with the freewheeling, DIY nature of albums like Rocket and House of Sugar. Even the mid-album tracks, mostly under three minutes, feel prematurely cut short, lacking room to fully develop.

Justin Bieber - SWAG
66

Though Mk.gee isn’t credited much, the hazy, loose, and fluid guitar textures that define his sound run through the record, fitting Bieber’s bid for greater autonomy.

Kesha - .
53

Kesha's latest signals a return to her earlier sound, but the scrappy, chaotic party mode isn't equivalent to her original sharp-edged bite. The whole record carries a pervasive bro-country production aesthetic (as exemplified by track 3), featuring a wanton use of autotune. The intended revival of diva-pop aggression largely relies on low-effort repetitive hooks. I personally preferred the opening and closing tracks: the former's ambient/boogie breakdown segment achieves ... read more

HAIM - I quit
54

There’s plenty of ambition on I Quit, but HAIM lose clarity in pursuit of it. The programmed drums are punchy to the point of sterility, often undermining whatever groove the songs try to build. The hooks—when they do appear—feel more workshopped than instinctive, and are too often buried under messy stylistic collisions. A George Michael sample here, a nu-metal riff there, some shoegaze haze and chopped-up breakbeats—I Quit tries on aesthetics like outfits, but few of ... read more

Loyle Carner - hopefully !
74

Loyle Carner remains a fascinating outsider in UK hip-hop's bravado. hopefully! elevates his poetic sensibilities through fatherhood’s lens. Tracks like "Lyin" weave magic realism (an infant’s grip as existential tether), while "Feel At Home" injects drum and bass breaks beneath hazy atmospherics. Crucially, Carner’s production—now incorporating indie-rock guitars and live percussion—remains a misty canvas for his whispered confessions. ... read more

Addison Rae - Addison
61

2020s' unlikely pop girl and her rich-girl bubble world. The competent industry machine occasionally offers a rare decent hook/refrain for current trends, but mostly feels like isolated, albeit referential, over-polished music.

Shura - I Got Too Sad For My Friends
55

As Shura’s first post-pandemic work arriving this late, the album’s narrow fixation on lockdown melancholy feels increasingly detached. Shedding synths for a plainer indie-acoustic palette renders much of it sonically grating. The half-armor/half-denim cover art perfectly mirrors the music: the knightly grit only flashes in Recognise’s searing bass solo, while the rest drowns in denim-drab alt-pop.

Miley Cyrus - Something Beautiful
41

Lead single showed potential, and the indie-rock all-star lineup seemed promising on paper. But the production turns out disastrous: the mixing feels strangely off; her powerful vocals overly compressed and harsh, the instrumental layers cluttered and messy. Particularly in the album's latter half, horns, cheesy synths, and everything else compete chaotically with the vocals in an overcrowded mix. It gives the impression of money being thrown at the problem without understanding where to ... read more

Stereolab - Instant Holograms On Metal Film
72

Instant Holograms On Metal Film resurrects the quintessential "indie indie" spirit with its coolly romantic retro-futurism, delivering meticulously crafted grooves that double as insurrectionist manifestos. Its fusion of cerebral politics and psychedelic elegance creates a vital act of sonic resistance.

billy woods - GOLLIWOG
68

The rapper's latest effort constructs a cohesive horror soundscape through screams, horror-movie dialogue samples, and distorted piano motifs. This sonic tapestry deliberately blurs the line between fictional terror and real-world violence, each both the cause and consequence of the other. Culminating in the haunting finale "Dislocated," where the act of vanishing becomes survival, the album leaves a lingering echo of Afropessimism’s weight.

Morgan Wallen - I'm The Problem
50

The album's genre-blending textures and organic synth experimentation create a compelling haze, though the deliberately murkier production undercuts mainstream accessibility. This sonic ambiguity mirrors Wallen's lyrical approach: while steeped in masculine self-pity and cyclical self-destruction, his confessions remain curiously bloodless. The paranoid isolation dominating the closing tracks feels less like authentic revelation and more like career-conscious theatrics that repackage ... read more

Kali Uchis - Sincerely,
59

Curiously subdued and claustrophobic compared to Uchis’ experimental past.

Men I Trust - Equus Caballus
74

Ambient perfection designed for utility over scrutiny.

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